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Life After Life Chronicles: Progress Update

Progress! “Life After Life Chronicles” Slow, but right!

I just made progress on My Undead Mother-in-law! That’s the second volume of my “Life After Life Chronicles”, my comic parody of the zombie genre. So far I’m 93% complete on the Week 4 phase. 5 Weeks remain until the deadline.

I spent 37 years as a programmer, systems analyst, and project manager, and the classic description of project management is “It takes 50% of the time to get 90% done, and then 100% of the time to get the last 10%”. Project management has such low standards that any completed project is considered a success, even if it’s late and over budget.

By these generous standards, my book “My Undead Mother-in-law” is doing great! The first draft is only five weeks late! I have real hope of getting it to my editor by May 1st. So, I’m not as big of a turkey (zombie or otherwise) as I could be!

Zombie Turkey from Life After Life Chronicles
A zombie turkey in attack mode

I believe this volume 2 of the “Life After Life Chronicles”, my series of comical zombie books, is more complex and just as entertaining as “Zombie Turkeys”. (Available for purchase on Amazon: link.)

My Undead Mother-in-law
Phase:Week 4
Due:8 years ago
92.7%

Please reply to this post if you want a FREE copy of an excerpt from “My Undead Mother-in-law”. I have one just for you.  Here is my signed guarantee:signed-andy-zach

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New Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Starts Today!

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Where else can you find out about Zombie Turkeys? Where else have you heard of Zombie Turkeys? Only through the original, authentic, Andy Zach written Zombie Turkeys Newsletter!

Here’s what you’ll get with the Zombie Turkey Newsletter:

  • Links to the BEST blog posts of the past week
  • Previously unpublished excerpts of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, all from Andy Zach’s epochal “Life After Life Chronicles”.
  • Special, unique offers to my newsletter subscribers, like author appearances in your town, online Skype interviews, and secrets to unlock more features on the Zombie Turkeys Website

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Happy Thanksgiving from Zombie Turkeys and Andy Zach!

A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving
A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving

    Today, we had a wonderful Thanksgiving here at the Zach household. My wife, three children, daughter-in-law and mother-in-law. Note my mother-in-law is nota zombie. We enjoyed cornish games hens and ham, green bean and onion casserole, twice-baked garlic potatoes, and homemade cranberries. Somehome we found room for pecan and pumpkin pie.

    Rather than watching football, we then entertained ourselves reading excerpts from Zombie Turkeys and my next book, My Undead Mother-in-law.

    Finally, I am thankful for you, my website visitors! Just for stopping by on Thanksgiving, please enjoy the FREE EXCERPT of my comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys.

    Next thing you do is make like a zombie turkey and hop over to the home page for your FREE EXCERPT.