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Free Zombie Turkeys Audio Excerpt

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Andy Zach thinking of Zombie Turkeys
Andy: dressy casual

Here I am, fresh from our video session at the Zombie Turkey launch party at the Peoria Library, North Branch, here I am reading three selections from my book: Andy Zach Zombie Turkeys Video Reading Click on the link to get your Free Zombie Turkeys Audio Excerpt!

  • The first excerpt covers the beginning of my new comic urban fantasy, just published this year.
  • The next excerpt describes a typical zombie turkey attack on a grocery story.
  • The third and final excerpt covers zombie turkeys versus the National Guard.

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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey on me!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the caption below. I’m selling it for .99.

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping. Or you can subscribe to my newsletter and get a free copy!

Happy Thanksgiving! Have A Zombie Turkey – Or Secret Supers

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

Secret Supers audiobook cover
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Secret Supers audiobook

I also have my Secret Supers book for free–until November 19. So grab your now by clicking here!

Here’s what it’s about:

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous video of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

What’s Worse than a Zombie Turkey for Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey. I hope you don’t have this problem:

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020