I thought I’d review 2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law. I know, everyone else does this at the end of 2017. Don’t expect normal behavior from a comic paranormal animal author!
(Hint to impatient people: the good stuff is at the end!)
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Next you can read my review of Ksenia Anske’s humorous fantasy young adult book, The Badlings.
Life wouldn’t be complete without a video excerpt from me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law.
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Next, I have a spooky turkey video: turkeys vs a cat.
Now we have a writing sample from a guest author: a computer!
Then I have this zombie-themed Dilbert cartoon:
And then a video of me reading a Zombie Turkeys excerpt:
Paranormal Privateers Progress
Moving on, let me give you an update on my Paranormal Privateers novel, volume three in my Life After Life Chronicles. I had the delight of researching flying saucer movies of the 50s, like this one:
I also had a chance to compute the apparent diameter of the seven-mile in diameter flying saucer next to the ISS, International Space Station, orbiting at two hundred and fifty four miles above the earth. I compared it to the moon at 240,000 miles with a diameter of 2,100 miles. The saucer would look three times the size of the moon.
Adding these and other items to my novel, I’m in chapter 8 Washington DC with 55,000 words done. The first draft will be around 100,000 words. It’ll probably edit to 80-90,000 words.
Let me know in the comments what elements of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law you’d like to see and I’ll send you an advanced readers copy, the same text I’ll send my editor.
