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3 Free Books from Andy Zach’s Birthday

“Andy Zach’s Birthday? How old is he?”

Old enough not to talk about his age. But I will tell you how to get free gifts from me.

Andy Zach’s Birthday – The First Book Zombie Turkeys

Zombie Turkeys lead the way!

Andy reads excerpts from Zombie Turkeys

Here’s a scene from my unpublished graphics novel version of Zombie Turkeys:

Andy Zach's Birthday
The beginning . . .

“I’m impatient Andy! Tell me how to get free books!”

You can scroll down to the bottom or just click here.

Satisfied? If not, I can tell you other ways to get my books for free.

Andy Zach’s Birthday – The Second Book My Undead Mother-in-law

Imagine your mother-in-law and all your inlaws turned zombie. Then they invite you over for Valentine’s Day to celebrate the engagement of two zombies. What could possibly go wrong?

Andy Zach's Birthday
Valentine’s Day dinner with the zombie-in-laws

I read this excerpt for you here:

St. Valentine’s Day Zombie Massacre

Andy Zach’s Birthday – The Third Book Paranormal Privateers

“We’ve got zombie turkeys, zombie humans, what else do you have for us, Andy?”

How about zombies working on a luxury yacht as privateers under a letter of marque from President Trump? They’re sent to areas too sensitive for the US to meddle directly. Here’s the ship, the Resolute Too. That’s the undead mother-in-law on the prow.

Andy Zach's Birthday
The Loving Zombie Privateers
Curious? Check it out for free by clicking.

Andy Zach’s Birthday – 4 Ways to Free Books

  1. Simply win in either of my two monthly drawings. Enter here.
  2. Just pick up any book through Kindle Unlimited. Free ebooks, you know.
  3. Get your free audiobook through Audible. Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers are all free for your listening pleasure with your Audible subscription.
  4. Simply write a review on Amazon or Goodreads and I’ll send you an ebook of your choice. Contact me here and I’ll send you the ebook for a link to your review.

That’s it for today! I pick the free books tomorrow from my subscription list. Don’t miss out, get on the free book list.

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New Year New Book from author Andy Zach

New Year, New Book

New Year New Book from Andy Zach

New Year New Book–“Wait!” you say. “What book is this?”

My next book is Secret Supers. It’s about four seventh graders with disabilities who acquire superpowers. They use their disabilities to hide their super identities and to fight crime. But it’s not easy, either being disabled or superpowered.

But that’s not all. I’m giving a free excerpt to my newsletter readers as of my next newsletter. Join here.

Newsletters subscribers also are automatically entered in my monthly drawing for a free book and a free audiobook.

New Year New Book – and news about the last book

My third novel, Paranormal Privateers is now available on audiobook!

New Year, New Book
Click to get your audiobook copy
of
Paranormal Privateers

If you don’t want to buy Paranormal Privateers from Audible, you can also get it from the iTunes store or from Amazon. Here are some reviews:

New Year New book
Zombie corgi butt, now in audiobook

Rudolph Wittmer

4.0 out of 5 stars

Different tilt on a zombie series

December 6, 2018

Format: Kindle Edition

I have read the whole series and enjoyed it. I did not find myself staying g up all night to finish or rushing home to read. That was probably a good thing as then If I had I’d of been cranky and over sleep for work. Never a pretty sight as I am not a morning person anyway. I liked the book for the unusual perspectives and storyline. If I spot about her book from this author O would definitely give it a try.

The next review is:

New Year New Book
Chapter 5 London chapter icon – what could it mean? Click and find out!

Ann Keeran

5.0 out of 5 stars

Undead Pirates?

May 7, 2018

Format: Kindle Edition

Super fun saga following the antics of the Paranormal Privateers. Laugh as they save the world. Who would have thought that the undead would be the saviors of the world? A not-so realistic view of the future of the world. I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book. If you like comedy, the paranormal or books about pirates, you will absolutely love Paranormal Privateers.

New Year New Book and News Next

So what’s new beyond the new book?

How about a spaceship? A stainless steel spaceship?  Why stainless steel? Isn’t that heavy? Read about Elon Musk’s answer.

Continuing my outer space theme (I am a science fiction author), here’s a list of fifty-five must read science fiction books. How many have you read? Comment below or send me an email and the highest number gets a free ebook.

 

Finally, I have another picture of the starship.

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Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

What do I mean by a Have a Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving? I sent this special Thanksgiving Free Newsletter and I’m giving it to you!  You can also subscribe here on my website or here at MailChimp

Enjoy!



 

Volume 2, Number 27

 

Free Newsletter
Zombie Turkey flies free on Thanksgiving!

First, Find Out How to Win a Free Ebook!

Free Newsletter
Read free on Kindle Unlimited! Listen free with Audible! Click to get.

 

 

Your fondest dreams of comic paranormal animal humor may be fulfilled today! Here’s a very happy Thanksgiving wish to you and your kin:

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving–Say What?

By clicking the link to my blog post, you’ll learn the secret method to getting a free ebook. I hope you win!

I broke my own branding to post a zombie turkey header to this newsletter. What do you think of my illustrator’s work? Reply and I’ll give away another ebook and publish your scintillating comment!

In the blog post above, I mention zombie turkeys at Chicago’s Navy Pier and the Shakespeare theatre. Here’s the chapter icon.

Free Newsleter
Get some Zombie Turkeys with your cranberries! Click now.

 

 

Here’s a special Thanksgiving Video for You!

Drumroll . . .

 

Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’

The Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from the TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’.

More Fun Stuff for You!
Namely, I’ll put all my free Zombie Turkeys excerpts in one handy email for you!

 

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 1.

Excerpt number 2, Princeville

 

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 3, chapter 5, Tiskilwa. Realize, these are only PARTS of the chapter. But if you like action scenes, you should be happy…

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 4, chapter 9, Chicago. If you want to hear real professional do Zombie Turkeys, check this link. I’m only a professional comic paranormal animal author…
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers on Amazon
 

Free Newsletter

This is my original photoshopped zombie turkey

More blog posts with book reviews, excerpts, and news!

How to Co-blog with Another Blogger – 3 Tips for You


How to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie Apocalypse


One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy

 

Andy Zach reads from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’ for you. This is the opening chapter.

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