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What do I mean by a Have a Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving? I sent this special Thanksgiving Free Newsletter and I’m giving it to you!  You can also subscribe here on my website or here at MailChimp

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Volume 2, Number 27

 

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Your fondest dreams of comic paranormal animal humor may be fulfilled today! Here’s a very happy Thanksgiving wish to you and your kin:

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving–Say What?

By clicking the link to my blog post, you’ll learn the secret method to getting a free ebook. I hope you win!

I broke my own branding to post a zombie turkey header to this newsletter. What do you think of my illustrator’s work? Reply and I’ll give away another ebook and publish your scintillating comment!

In the blog post above, I mention zombie turkeys at Chicago’s Navy Pier and the Shakespeare theatre. Here’s the chapter icon.

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Here’s a special Thanksgiving Video for You!

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Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’
The Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from the TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’.

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Namely, I’ll put all my free Zombie Turkeys excerpts in one handy email for you!

 
Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 1.

Excerpt number 2, Princeville

 
Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 3, chapter 5, Tiskilwa. Realize, these are only PARTS of the chapter. But if you like action scenes, you should be happy…

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 4, chapter 9, Chicago. If you want to hear real professional do Zombie Turkeys, check this link. I’m only a professional comic paranormal animal author…
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This is my original photoshopped zombie turkey

More blog posts with book reviews, excerpts, and news!

How to Co-blog with Another Blogger – 3 Tips for You

How to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie Apocalypse

One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy
 
Andy Zach reads from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’ for you. This is the opening chapter.

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