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Hurry! You only have 5 days to get your Free Zombie Turkeys Book!

You only have 5 days to get your Free Zombie Turkeys Book! Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

Take it from the Steve Miller band: Time is slipping into the future!

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You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book (You only have 5 days) Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. None of my books are the same. You’ll have to judge if they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News (NOT 5 Days Only)

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Or you can just go to Amazon and get it for $2.99. NOT “You only have 5 days” but all the time. Click here.

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Got Any More Books?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society is Paranormal Privateers. 

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

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Andy’s autographed picture

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Signing off,

Andy