Happy Washington’s Birthday!

Win Free Book? How?

“How do I win free book?” I’m glad you asked. But first let me tell you what I’m offering.

You have an option of three alternatives:

1. Zombie Turkeys print book. I’ve got it right here for shipping:

   

2. The Zombie Turkeys audio book, which will be out by October 2017. Here’s a sample, read by me, Andy Zach.

   

3. Win a free copy of My Undead Mother-in-law when it is published in July 2017. We don’t have a cover yet, but here is a hint:

   

   But HOW Do I Win???

 

First, you’ve GOT to subscribe to my blog. You can’t get your free stuff without putting your email on our newsletter subscription. CLICK HERE NOW.

Next, after entering your email, you’ve GOT to hit SUBSCRIBE!

Finally, you’ve GOT to do it TODAY! Today is the last day for this drawing!

Drawing? How’s That Work?

I will take all the email addresses on the newsletter list and randomly select one.  I go into the gory details in this blog post.

Basically, I’ll have no clue who’ll get chosen.  You’ll be chosen randomly by my computer and my Excel spreadsheet.

Then I’ll contact you by email.  I said email was really important, right?

Finally, you’ll email me and tell me which prize you want and where it should be mailed.

Any Questions on How to Win Free Book?

Email me! Or, to be different, send me snail mail. My contact info is here.

By the way, it’s now 3:46 PM Central Standard Time. That means you only have 8 hours and 14 minutes to enter.

Tick, tick.

Time keeps on slippin’ slippin’ into the future.