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Two Free Books Last Day’s Today – Advent 16

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Two Free Books for 3 more days
Two Free Books Last Day's Today
Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Two Free Books Last Day’s Today – Advent 16. No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get Two Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

Why? This is part of my twenty-five gifts to Christmas, counting down with the twenty-five days of Advent.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Free Kindle promotion below. It’s the last day of the promotion Just download it now:

I’ll give you more details about the book further in this post.

Secret Supers audiobook cover
Two Free Books Last Day's Today
Secret Supers audiobook

The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of Secret Super is right here. After clicking, you’ll be able to read how four seventh graders in a special ed class got super powers.

With great power comes great responsibility!

Here’s Another Way to Get Two Free Books

If you don’t want to review and you don’t want e-books, but free paperbacks, I’ve got you covered!
Simply join me in our weekly newsletter and you’ll be automatically entered in our monthly drawing

Aside from paperback copies of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, we’ll also offer copies of the first Zombie Turkeys audiobook and the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel issue 1.

Didn’t you know we had a Zombie Turkeys graphic novel? Check out the next section.

You Can Get A Free Copy of the Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel, Issue 1

Here is the cover:

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Laugh At Four Free Audiobook Excerpts

Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronices
Zombie Turkeys Cover
Zombie Turkeys Cover

Laugh At Four Free Audiobook Excerpts Performed by Phil Blechman and Raven Perez. These are my gifts for you for Advent Day 11.

Phil Blechman and Raven Perez are professional voice actors who performed Zombie Turkeys. Here is one of the many favorable reviews they’ve received on Audible:

  • Overall    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story      5 out of 5 stars

I reviewed a copy of the audio book from the author in exchange for my honest review, and here it is. First book read/ listen from Andy Zach, and I’m totally hook. can’t wait to hear/ RAF the remaining series. the story line is very entertaining, and the way they perform (yes perform not read) the book was perfect. Love the sound affects, they just made the story come to live. This story had it all, from killer zombies, love, mystery, and action. it’s a must read/ hear. I totally recommended.Writing Festival. They performed the Zombie Turkeys audio excerpt.

Enjoy the excerpt and laugh by clicking here >>> CLICK. Then click on “Preview”. Then leave a review–and read the whole book!

Laugh At Four Free Audiobook Excerpts – Zombie Detective

Your Thirteenth Literary Gift Andy Zach Newsletter Zombie Detective Audiobook
Laugh At Four Free
Audiobook cover – click to listen.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey on me!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the caption below. I’m selling it for .99.

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping. Or you can subscribe to my newsletter and get a free copy!

Happy Thanksgiving! Have A Zombie Turkey – Or Secret Supers

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

Secret Supers audiobook cover
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Secret Supers audiobook

I also have my Secret Supers book for free–until November 19. So grab your now by clicking here!

Here’s what it’s about:

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous video of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

What’s Worse than a Zombie Turkey for Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey. I hope you don’t have this problem:

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020