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Best Zombie Turkeys Review Yet!

Best Zombie Turkeys Review Yet!

Best Zombie Turkeys Review
First and second pages of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

It’s hard to believe, but after nine months on sale, a reviewer has caught the essence, the spirit of Zombie Turkeys perfectly. It is the Best Zombie Turkeys Review Ever!

Here’s the link to the review on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2YSHAQ1MOVSEE/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01LXPR63Z
On Facebook, it’s here:

But I won’t make you click these links.

Best Zombie Turkeys Review Right Here!

Yes, straight from the darkest depths of Amazon, a Zombie Turkeys review emerges:

5.0 out of 5 stars This one is definitely NOT a turkey!, July 18, 2017
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This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1) (Kindle Edition)
‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto. As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…

This was a book I picked up with trepidation as it seemed all too possible it would be a ‘one trick pony’ stretching a single joke to beyond breaking point across the length of an entire novel. Wrong! It is like a bowl of potpourri on the sideboard of life – lots of subtle blending examples of humour – many of them very American so I suspect there were even more than I noticed, handicapped by my British perspective. This is a book that takes ironic comedy to a whole new level – maybe ‘steelic’ comedy…? Humour is a very personal thing, but this book hit me right on the funny bone.

Part 2

‘Wanted badly: .30-06 carbine. Will trade hunting dog or wife for it.’

This is a well-written book which takes a totally deadpan approach to a thoroughly – hysterically – funny sequence of events. It is dark comedy, so avoid if you are squeamish. The pace of the book rolls along in a perfect, unhurried way – screaming up into the action sequences and taking time to enjoy the more delicious moments of humour. The story itself is a lot deeper than many real zombie books and the explanation for the zombie phenomenon is as clever as it is satirical.

The characters are well portrayed, deep enough to engage with and care about, but not so deep you get distracted from what they are doing by their personalities. They are the agents through which we see the events unfolding rather than the focus of the story. But the humour is subtle, all-pervading: like the idea of the survivalist organic turkey farmer, part of a network of such, living off grid – except for ordering things from Amazon on his wife’s credit card of course…

Part 3

‘The most disheartening thing was, she’d stab one through the heart, it’d drop fifteen feet to the ground with a satisfying thud, and then it’d stagger to its feet five minutes later and fly back up fifteen minutes later.’

The downside is that maybe some of the humour is lost on a non-US reader. There were a couple of moments I thought ‘Huh?’ then decided it was probably a reference to something outside my cultural parameters. The only other criticism I had was that it maybe played the theme along a tiny bit too far and perhaps had a few scenes been a bit shorter, a bit less detail on the way the plague spread, or a couple of turkey attacks left out – it might have been a sharper read. But these are very minor nit-picks against the whole.

This is a book I can recommend wholeheartedly to anyone who enjoys slow-boil satire and does not mind a few gory giblets thrown in the mix. If you want a good comedy read, you should gobble this up!

 

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Are You a Winner of “My Undead Mother-in-law”? Plus Four Tips!

Are You a Book Winner?

Andy Zach held the latest drawing today. His pet phoenix picked out the latest Book Winner. Is it you? If it is, you can select the paranormal comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys print or ebook or graphic novel, like the first two pages below:

Book Winner? The first page of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

Or you can select the Zombie Turkeys audiobook. Or you can select the soon-to-be-published My Undead Mother-in-law. 

Book Winner of My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

The winners for the past five months are:

Winner

2/28/2017

4/1/2017

5/9/2017

6/1/2017

7/6/2017

Name

Kathi

neethu.ohm

Brenda

Sally

Belinda

Kathi selected a new print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law. The other winners have yet to weigh in. What about you?  We have a monthly drawing here for you and all your friends who subscribe. (Click here and enter your email.) Or you can just contact me and I’ll subscribe you myself! (Click here to reach me with your email.)

Happy Independence Day!

And if that’s not wild enough, try this:

My real mother-in-law heard Horowitz perform this while she was a little girl in Buffalo NY.

Four Tips on How to Blog, Write, and Publish

For the Fourth of July I have four tips on blogging, writing, and publishing. First, consider how to become a successful blogger. Here’s the tip:

 How to Write Well and Publish Right

Here’s another useful book on Amazon, written by another fellow author. This is my second tip on writing. (Click here) 

Write Well Publish Right by [Moebius, Lucinda]

Thirdly, we have this useful article on pacing in your writing:


The fourth tip I have for you is on self-publishing:

New Fantasy Book Review

Then there’s this new review I wrote this week on fellow author Pauline Marquez’s book, “Worlds of Earth”


You can download it from Amazon here (click):
The Worlds of Earth (The Great Portal Wars Trilogy Book 1) by [Marquez, Pauline]

Finally, A Comic Turkey Dancing Video

What do you expect from a comic paranormal animal author? Here’s the last item.

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Zombie Turkeys Defeated! Read All About it!

If you’ve been a Zombie Turkeys subscriber, you would know I got Zombie Turkeys Defeated after the previous email they sent. This is my report and an announcement of a free offer for the Kindle Edition of Zombie Turkeys.

Sadly, that offer ended, but soon I’ll offer it for free again on Kindle! Watch this blog, or better yet, subscribe by clicking here.  My subscribers get the first notice to all deals. Plus, there’s a brand new offer at the bottom of this post. But take advantage of it today, because it’s only valid for a short time!

Happy Hour
Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 14

Hello faithful readers!

I’ve wrested control back from the zombie turkeys. They had me locked in my room while they had their way with my computer.

Free Zombie Book Drawing Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The emergency announcement is: my book Zombie Turkeys will be FREE on Kindle for the next week!

Go here to take advantage of it!  Tell all your friends and enemies!

Zombie Turkeys DefeatedAndy Zach, the foremost paranormal animal author in the comic urban fantasy genre.

Andy Zach

Visit Amazon.com’s Andy Zach Page and shop for all Andy Zach books and other Andy Zach related products (DVD…

That is all!

Andy

Zombie Turkeys Defeated But Don’t Go Yet! Here’s another great offer!

Ah! You just skipped everything and scrolled down here to find out what the free offer is.  That’s great! Have a free turkey video:


But the free video isn’t the offer; the offer is next.

You Can Be A Member of My Undead Mother-in-law Launch Team!

My Undead Mother-in-law Book Launch The preliminary back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

“So what?” you say. “Why would I want to? And what’s the catch?”
Well may you ask. First, what’s in it for you:
One, a free My Undead Mother-in-law T-shirt.
Two, a free Zombie Turkeys pen.
Three, a free signed copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

What’s The “Catch”?

First of all, you’re going to have to email me (Click here) or sign up for my newsletter. (Click here.) All my subscribers’ emails are kept confidential on my secured site.

Secondly, you’ve got to tell all your friends about My Undead Mother-in-law when it goes on sale in July. That would be all your Facebook contacts (that you think would want to read a humorous zombie parody), all your Twitter contacts, all your email contacts.

Thirdly, when Zombie Turkeys goes on sale in August, tell the same group that’s free for the taking.

Fourthly, if possible show up in person for the book launch at the Peoria Barnes and Noble store at 12 PM.

If you can’t make that, then make my virtual launch on Facebook.

But act now! The book launch team must be organized this week!

Keep watching for more news!

Oh, and here’s a video of me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law!