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Zombie Turkeys Defeated! Read All About it!

If you’ve been a Zombie Turkeys subscriber, you would know I got Zombie Turkeys Defeated after the previous email they sent. This is my report and an announcement of a free offer for the Kindle Edition of Zombie Turkeys.

Sadly, that offer ended, but soon I’ll offer it for free again on Kindle! Watch this blog, or better yet, subscribe by clicking here.  My subscribers get the first notice to all deals. Plus, there’s a brand new offer at the bottom of this post. But take advantage of it today, because it’s only valid for a short time!

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Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 14

Hello faithful readers!

I’ve wrested control back from the zombie turkeys. They had me locked in my room while they had their way with my computer.

Free Zombie Book Drawing Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The emergency announcement is: my book Zombie Turkeys will be FREE on Kindle for the next week!

Go here to take advantage of it!  Tell all your friends and enemies!

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Zombie Turkeys Defeated But Don’t Go Yet! Here’s another great offer!

Ah! You just skipped everything and scrolled down here to find out what the free offer is.  That’s great! Have a free turkey video:


But the free video isn’t the offer; the offer is next.

You Can Be A Member of My Undead Mother-in-law Launch Team!

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My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

“So what?” you say. “Why would I want to? And what’s the catch?”
Well may you ask. First, what’s in it for you:
One, a free My Undead Mother-in-law T-shirt.
Two, a free Zombie Turkeys pen.
Three, a free signed copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

What’s The “Catch”?

First of all, you’re going to have to email me (Click here) or sign up for my newsletter. (Click here.) All my subscribers’ emails are kept confidential on my secured site.

Secondly, you’ve got to tell all your friends about My Undead Mother-in-law when it goes on sale in July. That would be all your Facebook contacts (that you think would want to read a humorous zombie parody), all your Twitter contacts, all your email contacts.

Thirdly, when Zombie Turkeys goes on sale in August, tell the same group that’s free for the taking.

Fourthly, if possible show up in person for the book launch at the Peoria Barnes and Noble store at 12 PM.

If you can’t make that, then make my virtual launch on Facebook.

But act now! The book launch team must be organized this week!

Keep watching for more news!

Oh, and here’s a video of me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law!

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Zombie Turkeys Write Newsletter!

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This blog post is a reproduction of my newsletter from April 1, 2017 when the zombie turkeys on my property took over my computer and then Zombie Turkeys Write Newsletter

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Zombie Turkeys here!  We’ve taken over this newsletter! We’re pecking it out on Andy Zach’s computer!

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Gobble! Gobble! Now we turkeys control your audio and video:

Wot Da Hell Dat

Here’s our favorite web page:

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Gobble! Gobble! Our favorite subscriber: neethu.ohm  Gobble! Gobble! neethu won the March free book giveaway. We wrote each subscribers name on a grain of corn and gobbled them up.  The last one left was neethu.  Please email us your mailing address to send you your free book. We’ve taken over Andy Zach’s email.  Or we turkeys can deliver it. We promise not to eat you. You can get our favorite book:

In paper, audio, or ebook.  Or get the Zombie Turkey sequel:

My Undead Mother-in-law Cover! On sale July 2017!

Andy Zach Video Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

in paper or ebook.  Or you can get the first copy of our favorite graphic novel Zombie Turkeys:

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Finally, Andy Zach told us to give you more free stuff. And to apologize for sending this a day late, on April 1, 2017.

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Vivian Hsu has only lived in the slums of the lower Sprawl for a year as a mercenary, but ironically, the telepathic powers that forced her to flee her prior privileged life now threaten to drive her insane. Will this proud, self-reliant, and stubborn woman harness her fiery nature and survive the deadliest contract she’s ever faced? Will she navigate the tangled web of corporate espionage, kidnapping, murder and come out with her soul? Or will the darkest depths of the Sprawl claim another life?

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Finally, Don’t Forget another Free Book Drawing in April! Get an entry for each new subscriber you get on zombieturkey.com Don’t be a Zombie Turkey like us!  Gobble! Gobble!

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Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel Sneak Preview!

Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel Sneak Preview! Don’t Miss It!

I showed you the first Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel Sneak Preview yesterday. I showed the images for pages 1-2 and 3-4. Click here if you missed it.

Yesterday’s blog also showed my new video excerpt of me reading from Chapter 5 – Tiskilwa from Zombie Turkeys. (Click to watch it) Here’s the back cover of Zombie Turkeys, for a change.

Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel Sneak Preview
Zombie Turkeys Back Cover. Click to download.

But you probably want to see the new graphic novel pages right now. It’s in the next section.

Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel Sneak Preview Right Here

These were drawn by my cover illustrator, Sean Flanagan. It’s been his life’s dream to create a graphic novel. I’m glad I can help him fulfill it.

Continue reading Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel Sneak Preview!