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Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother’s Day – Here’s How

Naturally, EVERYONE wants to Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother’s Day. But how, exactly?

To begin with, click here. Or you can click below:

What’s going on is a Zombie Turkeys giveaway for Mother’s Day. You click and subscribe to my newsletter and you get a free Zombie Turkeys ebook.

Here’s the back cover:

Give Zombie Turkeys
Click here to get your free Zombie Turkeys

Give Zombie Turkeys – But I’m Already a Subscriber!

You are? Great! Thanks a lot! If you don’t have a copy of Zombie Turkeys, just email me and I’ll send you an ebook. All I ask is for a review.

After you get it, you can send it to your mother (or mother-in-law) in time for Mother’s Day.

Give Zombie Turkeys – But I Want Another Book!

No problem! We’ve got lots of them for free for our giveaway. And you can win $25! Just click here or on the next image below.

But I Want to Give My Undead Mother-in-law!

Naturally! Who doesn’t? And you can give THAT free too!

Give Zombie Turkeys
Click to get your free copy!

This giveaway works the same way as my Zombie Turkeys giveaway: 

 

  1. You click on the link
  2. You subscribe to my newsletter
  3. If you’re already a subscriber, just email me and ask for a copy.
  4. I’ll send you a copy, but please write a review.

Get a Free Short Story – And Read it to Your Mom

Here’s a short story I’ve only offered to my newsletter subscribers. Now you can get it!

What’s this science fiction short story about? Here’s a hint:

“Um, Andy?”

“Yes, dear reader?”

“What does a hummingbird have to do with your story?”

“Read and find out!”

What’s Next? Andy Zach Sightings!

First one is May 19th in Springfield Illinois. Read below.

But June 7-9 is the BIG ONE.

The Tremont Turkey Festival! Three days of personal book signings and Zombie Turkeys performances by me!

Andy Zach performing with his Zombie Turkeys puppet.
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7 Science Stories – Which Are True? Tell me and win

7 Science Stories – Which Are True? Can you tell? If you can, you can get a free copy of my funny zombie book, Zombie Turkeys.

Let’s start with the first story!

Spooky? Ghostly particles? Have we stumbled into paranormal science here? Decide if this is real science or not and tell me in a comment or send me an email.

Then there’s this science story

Is this for real? If you’re wondering about who Terry Pratchett is, check out this video about the movie ‘The Color of Magic’ based upon Terry’s novel of that name. It’s the first among dozens of novels set in Disk World.

7 Science Stories – The Third

Is this a science fiction book cover? Or is it real? You decide and let me know.

7 Science Stories
Is this picture real?

Moving on to the fourth science story

R2-D2? Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, Star Wars.

You might have heard of Star Wars.

That’s a science fiction movie. Is the Air Force really using R2-D2? Or is this a hoax story? I need to know. You need to get this right to get your free book.

Oh, and Zombie Turkeys is also available for free as an audiobook.

7 Science Stories – The Fifth

This story is a combination of science and history. Or steampunk fiction? Did they really have AI in the 17th and 18th centuries. Reply to this post or
to me

Story Number 6 – Is This Real?

Are these science fiction ideas, or real science? Or are they exaggerated? Our news media would never exaggerate science, would they?
You tell me.

Now, the Last story

Can you really pop balloons with a laser? It’s on the internet, so it must be true! Just like the next video.

Did you get them all right? Contact me at [email protected] or right here with your answers. If you’re right, I’ll reply with a Zombie Turkeys ebook.

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Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

What do I mean by a Have a Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving? I sent this special Thanksgiving Free Newsletter and I’m giving it to you!  You can also subscribe here on my website or here at MailChimp

Enjoy!



 

Volume 2, Number 27

 

Free Newsletter
Zombie Turkey flies free on Thanksgiving!

First, Find Out How to Win a Free Ebook!

Free Newsletter
Read free on Kindle Unlimited! Listen free with Audible! Click to get.

 

 

Your fondest dreams of comic paranormal animal humor may be fulfilled today! Here’s a very happy Thanksgiving wish to you and your kin:

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving–Say What?

By clicking the link to my blog post, you’ll learn the secret method to getting a free ebook. I hope you win!

I broke my own branding to post a zombie turkey header to this newsletter. What do you think of my illustrator’s work? Reply and I’ll give away another ebook and publish your scintillating comment!

In the blog post above, I mention zombie turkeys at Chicago’s Navy Pier and the Shakespeare theatre. Here’s the chapter icon.

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Get some Zombie Turkeys with your cranberries! Click now.

 

 

Here’s a special Thanksgiving Video for You!

Drumroll . . .

 

Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’

The Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from the TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’.

More Fun Stuff for You!
Namely, I’ll put all my free Zombie Turkeys excerpts in one handy email for you!

 

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 1.

Excerpt number 2, Princeville

 

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 3, chapter 5, Tiskilwa. Realize, these are only PARTS of the chapter. But if you like action scenes, you should be happy…

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 4, chapter 9, Chicago. If you want to hear real professional do Zombie Turkeys, check this link. I’m only a professional comic paranormal animal author…
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers on Amazon
 

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This is my original photoshopped zombie turkey

More blog posts with book reviews, excerpts, and news!

How to Co-blog with Another Blogger – 3 Tips for You


How to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie Apocalypse


One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy

 

Andy Zach reads from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’ for you. This is the opening chapter.

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