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Squirrels, Jet Packs, Nanobots – and Free Fiction

Squirrels, Jet Packs, and Nanobots — oh my! What am I up to today? Laughter, amazing science, and a free Zombie Turkeys excerpt for you.

Squirrels come first.

Squirrels, Jet Packs
Malabar Squirrel from India

What do squirrels have to do with Zombie Turkeys? They both appear in my book. The zombie turkeys are on the first page, the zombie squirrels at the end. Here’s your free excerpt:

He felt great, full of energy. He ate a nut from his stores.

Then he went down his tree and out to breed with some females.

He saw a really good one with a sexy, bushy tail. As he

chased her toward her tree, a hawk swooped down and killed

him. The hawk never noticed the squirrel’s red eyes.

From Zombie Turkeys

But don’t feel badly for the poor zombie squirrel. I have another excerpt from the sequel, My Undead Mother-in-law, coming up later in the blog.

Squirrels, Jet Packs – Up Next

Let’s do jet packs first, since that’s alphabetical.

I’m posting interesting science stories and videos all the time to my Facebook page. Here’s another jet pack for you.

But I’m also a sucker for cute animals, like the following squirrel.

My Undead Mother-in-law has squirrels and jet packs–can you imagine? If you can connect the two together, I’ll give you a free copy. Just write me an email here.

Are you ready for another squirrel excerpt? This one comes from My Undead Mother-in-law.

“I wonder if the zombiism causes increased violence in

people? It certainly does for turkeys and squirrels. Did you

read the story about the zombie squirrel killing a hawk?”

“No! What happened?”

“The hawk nabbed the squirrel, as hawks normally do, but

in midair, the squirrel revived, ripped open the hawk’s belly,

bit off its leg, and fell a hundred feet to the ground, where it

scampered away unharmed. It was captured on drone video.

My Undead Mother-in-law

Finally, Nanobots

Nanobots! Beloved of science fiction writers everywhere. They can do about anything you can imagine. But what about real nanobots?

Guess what? I wrote nanobots into Paranormal Privateers. Here’s the first excerpt about them.

“They sent this saucer and picked me up. They made

some biological changes to my body through nanobots, so

I have perfect health and regeneration capabilities. Then

they spent months training me to speak and represent

them to the American people.”

From Paranormal Privateers

I’ll close for now with links to the three novels I mentioned if you’re interested. Two of the links give you free audiobook samples. But you can listen to all my books are on Audible or Amazon.

Summertime Science Fiction
Listen to an audiobook excerpt by clicking here.
Hello Books My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.
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8 Awesome Gifts for August from Andy

8 Awesome Gifts for August – Rather than the end of summer, think of this as the beginning of Christmas. I’ve got 52 free SciFi and Fantasy books for you immediately below.

52 SciFi Novels for You!

Did you know this includes the first of my SciFi series, the Life After Life Chronicles? Gaze upon this next book:

Get your free Zombie Turkeys here!

But hurry! This giveaway expires on August 12th! That’s 3 days from now. Who knows how close it is to you in the future?

Continuing With Awesome Gifts for August

But that’s not all I’ve got for you! I’ve got a free Zombie Turkeys right now for newsletter subscribers. Click and win a a flock of turkey laughs.

Free Books Galore
Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

Your Third Awesome Gift Comes Right Here

How about 26 free Paranormal books?

Get your 26 books by clicking here!

And with this giveaway you get another book of mine:

Awesome Gifts
Get your free copy here!

Awesome August Continues – What’s Next?

An interview with me, Andy Zacy, by author Karina Kantas.

Get up close and personal with Andy. Reply to Youtube or directly to me here.

Yet More Gifts for You – Free Short Stories

A Phoenix Tale – Andy Zach tells the tale of how he caught his first phoenix.

A Hamster’s Tale – Andy Zach’s short story written between Secret Supers and Villain’s Vacation.

Awesome Gifts
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.

Villain’s Vacation is my newest novel.

Awesome Gifts
Villain’s Vacation – Click to get it.

Your Last Three Gifts – Gift 6 Next

. I’m sharing the best selections from two dozen authors I’ve met on Facebook. The topic: ‘Fight Scene’. Enjoy!

Countdown: Now You Get Gift 7

Relive the drama of the landing of Mars Curiosity six years ago.

Your Last Bit of Awesomeness

Woohoo! One of my favorite reviewers, Rebecca McNutt, has reviewed ‘Zombie Turkeys’. And she likes it!

This book is quite an eclectic mix of themes and genres. It’s not quite horror and not quite comedy, but rather a variety of both, including some sci-fi and adventure elements, a clever and witty social commentary on modern American digital culture, and a more original story to rise from the over-saturated zombie horror genre as something that carves out its own path in the fiction world. In some ways, it reminded me of those 1980’s horror films I used to watch back in high school, and in other ways, with its themes of a modernizing, changing America, it reminded me of films like Steven Spielberg’s Gremlins.

More at my Facebook post.
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More News, Reviews, and Blog Tour Sites for You

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More News, Reviews, and Blog Tour Sites for You. My last blog halted after a couple days of the tour. You’ll get the rest here.

What’s new? All my best links, memes and videos of May. I’ve got them next.

What kind of reviews for you? Perhaps you’re a try before buying kind of guy–or gal. I’ve gotten a bunch of reviews on my books. I’ll give you a free sample of them. Let me know if anything appeals to you.

More News, Reviews – News First

First things first: my favorite Facebook group, the SciFi Roundtable posted this fine image:

Meet dozens of delightful denizens of science fiction and sorcery here, in their noteworthy newsletter.

Did you hear about this science news item? Adjustable solar satellites suitable for intercepting objects:

Next, word is heard from my wonderful illustrator, Sean Patrick “Fuzzy” Flanagan:

Still more Fuzzy art:

The third’s a charm:

More News, Reviews – Your Reviews Are Here

Look what turned up in my Facebook feed:

So happy with my latest purchase!! So I was given the audiobook by Andy in exchange for my review. After listening I had to contact Andy Zach for a signed copy!! It’s hilarious!! The series all started with zombie turkey’s.🤣 I didn’t read book 1 (yet) but didn’t need to. I even played part of the audiobook for my husband. We both laughed till we cried! Andy even added a thank you note. Fabulously fun mail in my box today! Love coming home to books! Thanks for the good laughs Andy!

Reader Lisa Mettler on Facebook

I sent Lisa and autographed copy of my book. You can get yours here.

My book Zombie Turkeys also got some review love:

Loved this Audiobook.

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 Infectious laughter 

This very funny tale has it all. There’s peril, adventure, mayhem, even a love story and a happy ending.

I laughed so hard that I occasionally had to stop and go back a few minutes so I could hear what I missed while I was cracking up.
There were moments when I had to wipe my eyes, because I was laughing so hard I cried.

I received a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for my honest opinion.

The Rest of the Blog Tour Here, Beginning Day Three

Oh? You missed the first part? Here it is.

Divas With a Purpose – creative title!

Jeremy Gentle
Jeremy, seventh grade superhero

Her review:

I was excited to listen to Secret Supers and invited my 8- and 12-year-old to listen along with me. Since we’ve been distance learning the last month or so, we would spend time afterwards listening to this audiobook while eating our lunch together. It was the first time either of them had listened to an audiobook and this was a great one to start them off with.

Secret Supers caught our attention quickly. The storyline kept both my 2nd and 6th grader engaged and excited to listen to it each day. It took us about a week to finish as we listened in 30 minute increments.

Secret Supers is geared towards kids. It’s fun to listen to with them, but the target audience is the tween age group. The storyline is straight to the point and easy to follow. The key characters (Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey) are very relatable. As a parent, I loved that it opened up dialogue with my children on realizing no matter what a person looks like, they all have their own “super power” that should not be disregarded. What I loved even more is that it was my 8-year-old who pointed that out!

Teamwork was another resounding theme. Despite their disabilities and learning their new superpowers, each of the characters came together for a greater good. 

Overall, we each gave Secret Supers by Andy Zach two thumbs up! And are hoping this is the beginning of a great series!

Divas With a Purpose I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.

Day Three, Continued

Book Junkie Reads – Another great blog title!

Eileen Troemel features Secret Supers

More News, Reviews, Day Four – Blog Tour Hump Day

More News, Reviews
Kayla Verdera, 7th-grade superhero with spinal meningitis

Nesie’s Place – Go here for a character review.

Libreria Beppe – another interesting blog name.

The Clipped Nightengale – Our first bird-based blog.

Blog Tour – Your Fifth Day

Kit’n’Kabookie – Endlessly creative!

Momma Says to Read or Not to Read – includes a review!

Momma Says: 4 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Secret Supers is such a fun story, and it has a great message. I listened with my mid-grade kiddos, one boy and one girl, and they both enjoyed the story. The target audience may be mid-grade kids, but this is the type of story that is entertaining for both kids and adults.

This book is fast-paced and just loads of fun from start to finish, and it has such a positive vibe. The kids each have a different disability, and those disabilities are handled honestly while still keeping an upbeat vibe. I love how their individual super powers gave them what they needed, and the four together complimented each other so well. The kids are all lovable and quirky, and you can’t help but root for their successes and smile when they do succeed.

It’s interesting that the story is narrated by a teenager. In fact, my kiddos noticed it right away and commented about it. It gave them a whole new appreciation for audiobooks, and they’ll both be looking for more stories narrated by Luke Castle. This young man really seems to enjoy himself as he narrates this book, and that certainly comes through. For me, some of the voices were maybe a little over the top, but my tweens had no complaints, and since this is a mid-grade story, I would say that’s the most important thing. They were thoroughly entertained by both Andy Zach’s story and Luke Castle’s performance, and I have to say that the two do go well together.

All in all, Andy Zach has done a terrific job with this book. The story and its characters are a positive force in a world that is all too often focused on the negative, and it all comes together for one entertaining and uplifting listen for kids of all ages. 

I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.

2 Girls and a Book – literal blog name.

Your Sixth Day of Blog Touring

Jazzy Book Reviews with audiobook excerpt for your listening pleasure.

Super Booked! with narrator interview.

Teatime and Books for a Secret Supers Spotlight

The Last Day of My First Blog Tour

Pam’s Wild Rose Blog book feature

Willow Writes and Reads

And there you have it! I enjoyed learning about all these different book blogs. I hope you visit them and maybe find some new books to read.

Flying saucer over Washington DC
Flying saucer over Washington DC Chapter 9 icon from Paranormal Privateers