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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey on me!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the caption below. I’m selling it for .99.

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping. Or you can subscribe to my newsletter and get a free copy!

Happy Thanksgiving! Have A Zombie Turkey – Or Secret Supers

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

Secret Supers audiobook cover
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Secret Supers audiobook

I also have my Secret Supers book for free–until November 19. So grab your now by clicking here!

Here’s what it’s about:

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous video of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

What’s Worse than a Zombie Turkey for Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey. I hope you don’t have this problem:

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020
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Eighth Anniversary Blog Post with Ten Free Books!

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Eighth Anniversary Blog Post with Ten Free Books!

“What? Quick, Andy, how do I get eight free books?”

“Quick! Subscribe to my newsletter here! Then, answer this survey:

Which books would you like for free? I’ll do my drawing from those who respond. Add comments or questions below. to be entered in the drawing?

Which books do you want for free? Select, and then you’ll be entered into a drawing for each one you select. The winner gets the free book.

  1. Zombie Turkeys
  2. Zombie Detective
  3. My Undead Mother-in-law
  4. Paranormal Privateers
  5. Oops!
  6. Secret Supers
  7. Villain’s Vacation
  8. Secret Supers in Space
  9. The Gospel Medley
  10. The Revelation Devotionals

I wrote Zombie Turkeys first.

Meet My Books – The Life After Life Chronicles

I was going to write some clever blurb for each book in the series, but I decided to let you read a review from a reader for each one.

Eighth Anniversary Blog Post – Zombie Turkeys Review

Imagine my delight when I got this review:

Alara

5.0 out of 5 stars 

This one is definitely NOT a turkey!

Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2017

‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto. As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…

This was a book I picked up with trepidation as it seemed all too possible it would be a ‘one trick pony’ stretching a single joke to beyond breaking point across the length of an entire novel. Wrong! It is like a bowl of potpourri on the sideboard of life – lots of subtle blending examples of humour – many of them very American so I suspect there were even more than I noticed, handicapped by my British perspective. 

Eighth Anniversary Blog Post – My Undead Mother-in-law Review

Zombiessss

My Undead Mother-in-law back cover
My Undead Mother-in-law back cover


Shannon Skinner

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2024

Fun zombie read! I love paranormal and supernatural books so I was intrigued to read this series. I’ve listened to it on audible and the narrators are really fun and easy to listen to, I feel like they’re talking to actual people rather than reading a story. The storyline is funny and it has just gotten better with each book in the series.

Paranormal Privateers Review

Action, humor, refreshing zombies; Yes please!

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Nemesis

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2022

This series is the first I have read of Andy Zach’s and I am glad I picked it up! The series continues with lots of action, characters continue to be developed, humor, and the zombies are still not mindless shells ambling around awaiting an axe to the head. Still a refreshing take on zombies as a whole. I look forward to what Andy writes next! Audio Version: Phil Blechman

Meet My BooksZombie Detective

Your Thirteenth Literary Gift
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  • Overall    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story    5 out of 5 stars

Listener received this title free

Not a typical zombie story!

Based on the title and the cover, I originally thought the detective was going to be a zombie back in the 30s or 40s. That wasn’t the case, but it was still a hilarious amateur detective story and I loved the absurdity of it all.

It’s a short read (or listen, since I listened to the audiobook), but is packed with Sam in crazy situations with all sorts of zombies. His string of good luck is as unlikely as the conundrums he finds himself involved in, but somehow it works for him.

Phil Blechman was the perfect choice for Sam’s character. Lauren Testerman did a great job channeling Lisa, the poor woman who has to manage Sam and all his antics.

Meet My Books – Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse

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Who is Author Andy Zach?
  • Overall    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story    5 out of 5 stars

Listener received this title free

Great intro to the author’s works

This is a great book to start with if you haven’t tried any Andy Zach book before. It contains stories from both his Life After Life zombie comedy series and his superhero story Super Secrets. It also shows you Zach’s sense of humor (plus there’s one little horror story that isn’t overly gruesome). This book is great for both kids and adults and works just fine on it’s own.

I loved the silly story of the flying zombie cucumbers. Ha! Very fanciful. And they have migratory routes, like butterflies! Very silly and had me chuckling. I also loved the story with the hamster (who does play a role in Secret Supers). Perhaps rodents will truly save the world some day.

The stories also help fill in some of the blanks of the zombie comedy series, including one about Diane (the beloved zombie mother-in-law). But what I really liked was the stuff about genetic engineering and the aliens. Book 3 of the Life After Life Chronicles had a lot of stuff tossed into the story and some of these short stories really help fill those parts out.

No time life for the Secret Supers! I’ll cover those in another post.

Grab all my books with free autographs!

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You’ve never seen them like this! Behold! My sales page.

Tremble, Amazon.

Now Amazon also has my books but they will never compare their prices with mine.

But I will.

Life After Life Chronicles: Zombie Turkeys, Zombie Detective, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Oops! are all $13, autographed by me, from my website. Amazon is 13.95 for all those. Paranormal Privateers is $16 from my site, $16.95 on Amazon.

My other series is Secret Supers, Villain’s Vacation, and Secret Supers in Space. Those are all $8 on my website and $8.95 from Amazon. This series is about four seventh graders with four different disabilities and four different superpowers–who fight crime.

“But wait, Andy!” you say. “Amazon gives me free shipping!”

“So do I. Checkmate.”

I have two more books for you, I’ll tell you about at the end of this post.

Eighth Anniversary Blog – My First Non-Fiction Book

It’s hard to believe, but I wrote a non-fiction book. It took me forty years to write. But it was worth it.

I use a different author name for my non-fiction. No sense in getting people confused.

Gospel Medley Writer's Block: My Experience
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The Gospel Medley cover. Click to get

Are you curious about Jesus Christ? Do you struggle to understand the Bible? The Gospel Medley includes the four Gospels in a single narrative, faithfully pulling the text from the World English Bible. You are now able to read all the gospel as a single, easy-to-read story.

Each Gospel describes Jesus’s life from a different point of view with different details and insights. The Gospel Medley combines every word into a single perspective with all details and events arranged chronologically.

Unlike other harmonies, The Gospel Medley doesn’t put the four gospels in columns or rows. Instead, the text is integrated word by word into a smoothly flowing narrative. Further, each paragraph references the four gospels so you can read the original citations. You also get footnotes of all the quotes from the Old Testament, giving you the context of Jesus’s words.

For a unique perspective of the four gospels, read ‘The Gospel Medley’ today.

Your Twenty-Fourth Literary Gift
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Eighth Anniversary Blog – My Second Non-Fiction Book

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Grab a copy by clicking here. Or get it on Amazon here.

Eighth Anniversary Blog – Some Free Audiobooks

Any newsletter subscriber gets free audiobook codes–as long as they last. Click here to get yours. Don’t wait!

Do you want an autographed book? I’ll mail it directly to you with free shipping and I pay the taxes! Click here to get yours right now.

Got questions? Comments? Reach me directly by clicking here. I’ll answer it as soon as possible.

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Your Unique Book Sale – This Week Only

Your Unique Book Sale – “What’s so unique about it Andy? And why is it only this week?”

I’m glad you asked! For the first time ever I’m offering all my fiction books with quantity discounts. I’ve sold three for $30 (instead of $36) and five for $40 (instead of $63) in person The last deal is the sweetest–you get Paranormal Privateers, a $15.95 book, for $8, a 50% savings.

I’ve never offered this deal online. Until now.

Why only a week? I’m raising all my prices on Amazon by a dollar a book. Click here to go there. It’s my first price increase in EIGHT YEARS. I’ll follow it up with increases to my Square site as well. Click here to view it.

Naturally, you say, “Shut up and take my money!”

Your Unique Book Sale – Five Books for the cost of Three

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Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles
Your Thirteenth Literary Gift Andy Zach Newsletter Zombie Detective Audiobook
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Audiobook cover – click to listen.

Here are four books and the fifth is below. The cost is $40, plus $10 for shipping. Click here now. It’ll go up to $55 next week on this site.

It’s $72.75 RIGHT NOW on Amazon. Click to check.

Your Unique Book Sale – Three Books for the Cost of Two

You’re getting a free book. And they’re all great parodies of the zombie apocalypse genre. But I’ve got more genres below.

You’ll get ANY three books for $30, plus $5 for shipping. Compare that with Amazon, where the cost is $41.85 at best and 45.85 at worst.

Click here to see all my books, or pick them out individually below.

Any 3 books, $30

Plus $5 shipping

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FREE BOOK DRAWING
Here is your book, ready to mail!

Click to get your copies!

Zombie Turkeys

Zombie Detective

My Undead Mother-in-law

Paranormal Privateers

Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse

This is my book before I ship it with my own two hands.

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