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What Did You Miss in August? Find Out Below

What Did You Miss in August? Lots! Like this next meme. Who knew the Greeks were family with meme from 2,500 years later?

Of course, this meme is funnier if you’re familiar with both Greek mythology and current internet memes.

And the following photo:

Who doesn’t like a nice neck rub?

Then we have this video from Disneyland:

There’s still more to come! How about a pun?

How do I have all this time to find this stuff on the internet? I’m an author! I spend half my time writing and half my time cruising the internet. Like this next item.

Here’s your chance to get a free book. Comment below or reply to me by clicking here about which of these was your favorite. Then I’ll send you a copy of Zombie Turkeys.

What Did You Miss 2021 Reviews
Audiobook cover – click to listen.

What Did You Miss In Reviews? Scroll Down, Then You’ll See

Let’s start with this one I wrote a few days ago.

The Big Show

The Big Show & Other Tales (Bolo)
by Keith Laumer
Andy Zach‘s review

Aug 30, 2021  
really liked it


This book has more military scifi short stories. Even though it’s about fifty years old, I didn’t give it five stars because it isn’t one of Keith Laumer’s more famous works.

Nonetheless, it’s a crackling good collection of military stories. I noticed some of Laumer’s characteristic impossible odds facing his antagonist, which are eventually overcome.

Recommended for any fan of military scifi, short stories, or Keith Laumer.

Andy’s review on Goodreads

I’ve got more reviews for you! Try this one on for size.

Now For a New Zombie Turkeys Review

Nikki

4.0 out of 5 stars 

An unusually unique zombie tale perfect for YAs.

Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2021

I read this book to preview it for teen readers. I found it light and humorous considering it being a zombie tale. It’s perfect for young adults! But I wouldn’t recommend it for the hard-core adult zombie, post-apocalyptic fans.

Andy’s take is unique, fun, and refreshing. The story wraps up cleanly with minimal gore and lots of tongue-in-cheek remarks. How fun to learn you can order a flamethrower on Amazon!

By Nikki on Amazon

Have I got a deal for you! I’ll give you a free copy of Zombie Turkeys when you click here.

Your Closing Photo. Don’t Miss This Opportunity!

For a limited time, I’m offering my next book, Zombie Detective, autographed and at a discount. Oh, and you get free shipping as well. I lovingly pack each book with the same hands that typed it. Click the partial cover to get yours.

Ace zombie reporter Sam Melvin has been fired—by his wife, Lisa. Their newspaper, the Midley Beacon, is barely surviving now that the zombie turkey apocalypse is over. How will they make ends meet?

Lisa convinces Sam to try his hand at being a private investigator. Sam Melvin, zombie detective, does have a certain ring to it. All across the country people bring their zombie problems to Sam. Squirrels? Bulls? Sam’s on the case. And his rates keeps rising. But when he meets unkillable human zombie criminals, will he survive?

Sam finds out in a series of deadly adventures—and so will you in Zombie Detective. If you can keep from dying from laughter.

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Kindle Publishing in 5 Easy Steps by Andy Zach

Kindle Publishing

Kindle Publishing in 6 Easy Steps by self-published author Andy Zach. Do you have your book all ready, but have no clue about publishing? Follow these 5 simple steps and see your book appear on Amazon.

Ready? Set? Go!

Life After Life Chronicles - Kindle Publishing
Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!

Andy’s four books in his first series he published on Kindle, The Life After Life Chronicles.

Kindle Publishing – Your First Step to Success

Your first step is: Get a Kindle author account.

How?

  1. Here’s a helpful video. Basically, you must create a KDP author account. https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/
  2. “That’s nice Andy, but it doesn’t help me get an account.” Right. Here’s the REAL FIRST STEP: Create an Amazon account on Amazon. Just a regular old account here: Click here. Of course, if you already have an Amazon account, just sign in.
  3. Then what? You create a Kindle Author account here. Click here.

That wasn’t so hard was it? Now you’re ready to create your book.

Kindle Publishing Secret Supers Cover

Secret Supers – the first book of my second series.

Your Second Step to Self Publishing

You need to create a book. This is done in three steps. The first is the book details, listed in the six steps below.

I’m assuming you’ve already written it and you’re looking to publish it.

  1. Log into your Kindle Author KDP account. Use your Amazon account if necessary.
  2. Go to your KDP account homepage and click on Bookshelf. I’ve circled it in red below.

3. Next, you’ll see the choice of creating the Kindle book or a paperback book. Since the paperback has longer lead time, I always create that first. You can create either or both in any order. Click on the + Paperback option. You’ll see this.

Kindle Publishing

4. You can put in your book title and subtitle here, as well as the language. You can also put in the series number and order.

For example, I’ve put in my soon-coming book Zombie Detective The world’s only detective specializing in zombies in here. I also edited the series order of my Life After Life Chronicles series so Zombie Detective is number 2.

Kindle Publishing
Sam Melvin, Zombie Detective

Sam Melvin, Zombie Detective Click to get notified when it comes out. Cover reveal soon.

5. Moving on to the lower half of the book content screen we see:

Fill in the details appropriate to your book. For Zombie Detective, I have Edition 1, myself as the author, Dori Harrell as my editor, Rik Hall as my other editor, and Sean Flanagan as my illustrator. I also supply my book description.

6. Finishing off the screen we have this image:

Supply the details appropriate to your book. Note that book keywords and categories are a whole realm of alternatives that affect your sales. I won’t cover them here. Then click Save and Continue at the bottom of the page.

Your Third Step to Kindle Publishing – Upload Content

What content? Take a look at the Content page in the Kindle process below.

You’ll need an ISBN. You can buy your own for your own publishing company or you can use Kindle’s. I bought my own for Jule Inc.

Kindle Publishing

Since I’m publishing this month, June 2021, I’ll use the Kindle publication date. I also use black & white paper for the interior. If you have color pictures, you have a choice between standard and premium. My Trim Size or book size, will be 6×9 inches.

The next section of content includes Bleed/No Bleed and Matt/Glossy finish on the book. I pick No Bleed and Matt finish for my books. This is another area of printing details I won’t cover here.

Kindle Publishing

More importantly, this is where you upload your completely edited manuscript. Aside from correctly all typos and grammatical mistakes, you should also have at least a line edit done where the editor reviews all your sentences for optimum structure. If you haven’t had your manuscript professionally edited, go and hire one now. Developmental editing can also be helpful. Do your own research on this subject.

Similarly, your book cover should be professionally designed. I cannot stress this enough. Your cover is more important than your book content. If your content is bad, people may never buy another book from you. If your cover is bad, people won’t even look inside!

After your manuscript and cover are uploaded, you’re almost done. Kindle will check the content for any obvious errors. You’ll be able to review the whole book online before publication. Set aside a few hours to do that carefully.

Your Fifth Step to Kindle Publishing – Distribution and Pricing

Distribution–what does that mean? Where Amazon will distribute your book around the world.

Pricing–that seems obvious, what Amazon will charge for your book–but the book’s price determines what Amazon will pay you. Take a look at the distribution screen below.

I always choose ‘All territories’ for distribution. Why not?

Primary Marketplace for the US is Amazon.com. The other Amazon sites are listed below.

Your pricing is trickier than you think. The higher the better? Maybe. You’ll get paid more for each sale–but will high prices hurt your sales? I compared Zombie Turkeys to all the top zombie books of comparable size–and I picked the lowest price for that sized book (187 pages). I’d rather take less per book and sell more books. Do your own price research.

The other areas’ prices are based off the US price. I don’t touch them.

With your prices and distribution set, hit the publish button!

Please Stand By While Kindle Publishes Your Book

You may have to wait up to 72 hours for the book to be everywhere you need. For your own copies of print books, expect a week for the first batch to be printed and another week or more of shipping. You can always pay more for faster shipping, but I hate to do that. This is why I said you have more lead time with print copies.

What about Kindle ebooks? No problem! They’re out there when they’re approved. Enjoy!

If this isn’t clear enough, leave a nasty comment or write to me here.