Double Posts, Double Your Gifts for Advent 10. This is your second post today with double gifts. I meant to publish a post every day of Advent and give you something–but I missed yesterday. So, I’ll give you twice as much today!
My book today is Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse! which you can get by clicking here. It’ll be .99 from December 15th through 22nd. But you want free stuff. Let’s first describe what you’re going to get:
I wrote a series on a zombie turkey apocalypse: Zombie Turkeys, Zombie Detective, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers. I had many ideas left over, so I wrote a collection of short stories just for you. I’ll give you four more below!
But first, here are my gifts from previous days:
- Advent Day 1 – Get Your Free Copy of Secret Supers on Advent Day 1
2. Advent Day 2 – Grab Villain’s Vacation for 67% Off, For Advent Day 2
4. Advent Day 4 –Three Free Excerpts from Three Secret Supers Books – Advent 4
5. Advent Day 5 – Get Your Free Copy of My Most Popular Book–Advent Day 5
6. Advent Day 6 – Three Free Zombie Detective Excerpts – Advent 6
7. Advent Day 7 –Meet My Undead Mother-in-law My Gift for Advent 7
8. Advent Day 8 – Paranormal Privateers Is Your Wildest Ride — Get Your Excerpt
9. Advent Day 9 – Oops! You Get Double Gifts for Advent Days 9 and 10 – My Mistake
Advent Days 4 and 5 – Oops! Short Stories
Here are the chapter icons for Oops, with the main character’s introduction.
Double Posts Double Your Gifts – Wheels in Time
The scene was chaos! I knew immediately I was in a different country, judging by the languages I couldn’t understand. I had also determined this was no modern city—I seemed to be on the outskirts of town amid a swarming crowd. Men were shouting and women were crying; meanwhile, I was still trying to figure out how I had gotten there and where exactly I was. Several seconds later, however, that question was answered.
Get the rest in Oops!
Zombie Shift Anthony Jones, warehouse worker and his wife Raven
He woke up staring out his windshield at the green grass of the highway median. Dully, Anthony listened to the sound of his car’s engine cooling, ticking like a clock. He didn’t know why he was here or how he got here.
“Hey, are you okay in there?” came a voice from outside the car.
Turning his head toward the sound, he realized he was upside down, supported by his seat belt and his legs, which were strangely numb.
“Uh,” he croaked.
* * *
“We’re going to cast your leg,” said the nurse in the ambulance. Her name tag read Louise Tall, but she didn’t seem tall. “What’s your name?”
“Uh, Anthony. Anthony Jones.”
“Do you know your height and weight, Anthony?”
“Five-eleven. Two ten. I need to lose some weight. Ow!”
Andy Zach, Revivificationist in Assisted Living
I need to tell you about my own zombie story. It’s about how my parents became zombies.
As soon as the zombie turkeys appeared in Illinois, I started cultures of their zombie turkey bacteria in petri dishes. When other animals, squirrels, rabbits, and cows began turning zombie, I added cultures of their bacteria. I sought the ultimate source of animal revivification. It was my PhD thesis and my life’s work.
I’ve always wanted to revive animals from the dead. It seemed the secret was through the special bacteria for each species. Naturally, when humans became zombies, I cultivated their bacteria too.
Double Posts Double Your Gifts – Gift #1 – A Dying Business
He was dead. At least, his business was. And without his business, his wife would leave him and take their new baby. Then he might as well be dead.
His dad had run the Elysium Fields Mortuary for thirty years and had made a killing at it. The first and only mortuary in their small town of Hillvale, everyone got buried there. He charged normal prices, he was friendly, and he helped their community. His dad said to him when he was a teen, “Irving, after you get your college degree, go to mortuary school, and when you come out, I’ll hire you and then turn the business over to you. You’ll be set for life.”
Click to read more A Dying Business
Heather Mallorn, zombie corgi breeder – Her Majesty’s Corgis
Breeding zombie corgis wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
Heather Mallorn sighed as she reviewed accounts for Her Majesty’s Corgis in Hanna City, Illinois. Certainly, she made plenty on each zombie corgi she sold. Normally, corgi puppies went for $1,200. She earned double that for zombies. The zombie corgies were invincible guard dogs, and cute too, with bright-red eyes. They were no harder to train than regular corgis, just slightly more aggressive. Well, a lot more aggressive.
Double Posts Double Your Gifts – Gift #2- A Hamster’s Tale
How fascinating! Dancer thought. This book says there are libraries where hundreds of books live. It also says the fiction books are in order by author name.
Dancer scurried off Your Sixth Year Reader to look at Jeremy Gentle’s bookshelf again. Jeremy was Dancer’s owner and unknowing educator. Ever since he’d taught himself to read by studying the newspapers lining the bottom of his cage, Dancer had craved reading.
He hadn’t figured out why he’d started reading. One day he’d noticed patterns in the markings. He saw they repeated themselves in clumps. Then the clumps formed more patterns. He also listened to his owners differently. They also spoke in patterns. “Jeremy” was always called “Jeremy” or “Jeremy Gentle” by his mother, and sometimes by his father.
Grab your free short story at this link: A Hamster’s Tale
Caribbean Cruise with Diane Newby, George Newby, Lulu Gutierrez, and Sharon Wyndham, privateers
“Arrrgh! Me hearties, eat hearty!” said a short, stocky pirate with an eye patch and a captain’s hat seemingly copied from Cap’n Crunch. The pirate gestured, with a hook instead of a right hand, toward an enormous banquet table laden with food. The one visible eye gleamed red.
“Arrrgh! Where’s the skilly and duff?” said a refrigerator-sized bald pirate with an enormous mustache. His eyes also shone crimson.
“Arrrgh! That be the tacos and enchiladas,” said a small, beautiful pirate with dark hair bound by a red bandanna and smiling blood-red eyes. She pointed with her cutlass toward the Mexican section of the smorgasbord.
“Arrrgh! You be a Mexican pirate?” said a blond pirate with broad shoulders and a Cockney accent. She wore her hair in a long queue emerging from a bloody headband around her forehead. She also had glowing ruby eyes.
Double Posts Double Your Gifts – Gift #3 We’ve Got It!
“Okay, that’s it, Tom,” my dad said.
“What’s it?” I asked.
“You’ve got until next week to move out.”
“Um, where will I live?”
“That’s your problem, isn’t it? Try the local apartments. Look for rooms to rent on the internet. It’s not that hard to find a place in Ohio.”
I could tell by his grim expression he was serious this time. He’d been nagging me for nearly a year to move out and “set up housekeeping” ever since I’d graduated from the state university with my BA in video game art and my minor in computer science. I’d managed to wheedle him out of it and delay the date. Until now.
Click to read the rest of We’ve Got It!
Double Posts Double Your Gifts – Tell Me What you Think
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