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2024 Best Reviews from Me and You!

2024 Best Reviews from Me and You in September! What have I been reading? What have my readers been saying? Find out what people are talking about!

2024 Best Reviews: Here is Your First Review

The Vardoger Boy by Jay Veloso Batista
2024 Best Reviews:

The Vardoger Boy (Forerunner Series)
by 

Jay Veloso Batista (Goodreads Author)

All Andy Zach‘s reviews – Sep 24, 2024  

really liked it 4 stars

bookshelves: fantasyhistoric-fiction

What struck me first after the book was how vivid the descriptions were. You could see and smell the characters, taste the seed cakes, and feel the cold drizzle. As author describes his characters, their families, and their struggles, you care for each of them.

Quickly, the families are disrupted and scattered by war in what is now England, between the Danes and the Saxons. Hold on tightly, for the war is rough and brutal.

Meanwhile, the Vardoger Boy, Torfinn, goes sailing. He is partially in our world and partially in a magical world. He has an entire set of adventures simultaneously with the war.

You won’t be able to put this down until you have finished.

2024 Best Reviews: Your Second Review

Produce Your Audiobook Secret Supers in Space
2024 Best Reviews:
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Secret Supers in Space: The further adventures of disabled teen superheroes

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Great Sequel

September 7, 2024

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The book picks up shortly after the last one. Early conversations recap the previous events to bring you up to speed. The story has action, adventure, comedy, and even romance. With something for everyone I recommend giving it a try.

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2024 Best Reviews: Your Third Review

2024 Best Reviews:

All Andy Zach‘s Reviews

Author 10 books 96 followers September 19, 2024

Harmon Cooper continues his delightful cozy fantasy about a man who dies and comes to the underworld. He becomes a brewer and opens a pub in his first book. In the second, he begins farming. With the pub, he gets a magical, protective cat, Patches.

With the farm, he gets a magical protective day, Cornbread. What’s his motivation? Every day, he gets a notice about an invasion coming in 90 days. Then 89. And so on. He (His name is Sylas), figures he needs to get as powerful as possible to face this unknown threat.

His quest leads him to these careers and to powerful people in the Underworld–and hell itself.

2024 Best Reviews: Your Last Review

Get Your Zombie Turkeys Laughter
2024 Best Reviews:
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M Khan
382 reviews 18 followers September 25, 2024

Hilarious, Action-Packed Romp

“Zombie Turkeys” is a wildly entertaining and unpredictable ride that combines humor, horror, and heart. Sam Melvin, a small-town reporter, and his editor, Lisa Kambacher, find themselves at the forefront of a zombie turkey apocalypse.

Standout Elements:

1.⁠ ⁠Unique blend of humor and horror.
2.⁠ ⁠Well-developed, relatable protagonists.
3.⁠ ⁠Fast-paced, action-packed narrative.

Storyline:

Sam and Lisa navigate a chaotic world overrun by undead, unstoppable turkeys. As they report on the crisis, they face numerous challenges, from bloodthirsty hordes to paranoid militias.

Final Thoughts:

“Zombie Turkeys” is an outrageously entertaining and clever novel that will leave you laughing and on the edge of your seat. With its unique blend of humor and horror, this book is a must-read for fans of the genre.

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Your Unique Book Sale – This Week Only

Your Unique Book Sale – “What’s so unique about it Andy? And why is it only this week?”

I’m glad you asked! For the first time ever I’m offering all my fiction books with quantity discounts. I’ve sold three for $30 (instead of $36) and five for $40 (instead of $63) in person The last deal is the sweetest–you get Paranormal Privateers, a $15.95 book, for $8, a 50% savings.

I’ve never offered this deal online. Until now.

Why only a week? I’m raising all my prices on Amazon by a dollar a book. Click here to go there. It’s my first price increase in EIGHT YEARS. I’ll follow it up with increases to my Square site as well. Click here to view it.

Naturally, you say, “Shut up and take my money!”

Your Unique Book Sale – Five Books for the cost of Three

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It’s $72.75 RIGHT NOW on Amazon. Click to check.

Your Unique Book Sale – Three Books for the Cost of Two

You’re getting a free book. And they’re all great parodies of the zombie apocalypse genre. But I’ve got more genres below.

You’ll get ANY three books for $30, plus $5 for shipping. Compare that with Amazon, where the cost is $41.85 at best and 45.85 at worst.

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Fourth of July Surprise for You

Fourth of July Surprise for You–or rather, three surprises for you.

Secret Supers audiobook cover
Second Series Surpris
Secret Supers audiobook

First, Secret Supers is free on July 7th and 8th. Grab it here: CLICKITY CLICK!

Next, you can get an autographed book directly from me. Click here now! I give you FREE SHIPPING!

But that’s not all. Your third surprise follows.

Your Third Secret Supers Fourth of July Surprise – A New Excerpt

Enjoy this excerpt where Jeremy and his friends go to rescue their friend’s family from a burning house.

Fourth of July Surprise
Chapter 9 Car Wash Icon

The Secret Supers arrived at the gas station. The parking
lot was set up for a car wash with buckets of soap and a power
washer. The day was sunny, but cool, good football weather,
not for car washing. Amazingly, Darla and her friends wore
their cheerleading uniforms, with short skirts and bare arms
and legs.
“Wow, Darla, aren’t you guys cold?” asked Aubrey.
“A little. Once we get cheering we’ll warm right up. That’ll
help attract customers.”
Kayla pushed her tablet at Aubrey. I have to keep hiding
my powers.
Aubrey read aloud, “The nylons help keep cheerleaders
warm.”
“That’s right. Kayla was a cheerleader before her illness,”
Darla said. She looked at Kayla and said, “I’m glad to see you’re walking better.”
“Thank you,” came from Kayla’s tablet.
She doesn’t know Jeremy’s helping me. When he goes to sleep, I get wobbly again. But that is the first time she’s talked
to me since I got meningitis. Maybe she is changing.
Kayla thoughtcast.

Fourth of July Surprise, A New Excerpt, Part 2

Kayla
Kayla Verdera of the Secret Supers

“How are you going to wash the car in your cheerleading uniforms? Won’t that wreck them?”
“Oh no, we won’t wash the cars. We’re just advertising. The other volunteers will do that.”
“I don’t see anyone else here, but us.”
“My brother Rich is coming with some of his football buddies. Oh, here’s our first customer.” The girls cheered and
did some routines while the Secret Supers washed the car.
Jeremy used an electric scrubber from his wheelchair. Kayla
used the power washer, while Dan and Aubrey soaped up the car.
Rich and his friends arrived. “Great!” yelled Darla. “Now we can do two cars at once. Let’s get a production line going.
Here come some more cars. Keep cheering girls.”
“This isn’t so bad,” Dan said.
“Nah. Just putting on soapy water isn’t a problem. I’m glad I can walk now,” said Aubrey.

A New Excerpt, Part 3

Aubrey Wilcosky


Rich called to them, “I’m surprised you guys came.”
“It seems the least we can do. You guys were nice enough
to come to our magic show,” said Aubrey.
“That was really good. I think I got the card trick figured
out, but not the levitation stuff.”
“Keep thinking. It’s a good practice.”
“Oh no,” Dan yelled.
“What’s the matter, Dan?” Jeremy asked.
“My parents’ house is on fire!”
“Did you get a text or something?” asked Darla.
“Uh, yeah.”
“Sorry to leave you in the lurch, Darla, but we’ve got to go
and help,” said Aubrey.
“What can you do?”
“More than you think.”
“I’ve already called my car,” said Jeremy.
“Your car? You’re not old enough to drive,” said Darla.

Excerpt Part 4

Dan Elanga
Dan Elanga

“I made a flying car. I can summon it here. See, there it is.”
Darla’s, the cheerleaders’, Rich’s, and the football players’ mouths dropped open as Jeremy’s car came flying down the street, as fast as any other car. Jeremy and Dan had modified it so it had a rumble seat in the back for Kayla and two running
boards with grips and safety lines like a fire truck, for Dan and Aubrey to stand.
“That is SO COOL,” screamed Darla.
The Secret Supers climbed into the car. Jeremy transferred carefully from his wheelchair to the driver’s seat, not using his telekinesis.
“We’ll come back if we can. Watch my electric wheelchair,” said Jeremy as they zoomed off.
“Wow, Jeremy! You’re really going fast,” said Aubrey over the rushing wind
“I told you I was getting stronger. I think we’ll have to modify this again for full seats for you and Dan.”
“Hurry,” said Dan. “They’re trapped in the basement!”

Excerpt, Part 5

Jeremy
Fourth of July Surprise
Jeremy Gentle

“Okay, let me open her up.” The car sped up, and they began passing other cars on the road.
“Fifty-five, sixty miles an hour! That seems to be my limit, now. Hey, did someone call the fire department?”
“I did before we started,” said Dan. “Oh hurry! The smoke is getting thick! They’re lying on the basement floor with wet clothes over their faces!”
A line of cars at a red light blocked them.
“Hold on! Kayla shields up!”
Shields up, Captain Jeremy!
The car faded into invisibility.
“No one saw that,” said Dan, holding on for dear life as they soared over the cars and traffic lights. “Please hurry! My little sister is coughing on the smoke.”
“I guess we can dispense with the roads. My GPS says if we take a twenty-degree turn—”
“Look out for the high-tension wires,” screamed Aubrey.
Six high-voltage wires blocked their path, less than twenty feet away.
“Hold on,” yelled Jeremy.
The car dropped like an elevator with its cable cut. The Secret Supers ducked, and the wires passed where their heads had been a moment before. They could feel the hairs on their heads lift up from the intense voltage a foot away.
“Look out, a tree,” shouted Aubrey.
The car swerved around and over an oak tree blocking their path.
The Elanga’s house blazed ahead, a pillar of fire and smoke rooted in the disintegrating house.
Swooping down, Jeremy brought the car to a skidding halt in front of the house. A wave of heat burned their faces. Acrid smoke assailed their noses. In the distance, fire engine sirens blared.
Oh no! Dan, are we too late?
“No, they’re still alive in the basement.

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Fourth of July Surprise Secret Supers Reviews

Great book

Secret Supers Thanksgiving Surprise

ElizR 5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2024

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Really fun book and loved how it involved people with disabilities.

Beyond Limits!

Jerry 5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2023

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It is a captivating tale that defies conventional superhero narratives. The author, with keen insight, weaves a story around four friends who turn their disabilities into extraordinary strengths.
The seamless integration of disability and superpowers challenges societal norms, making the story not just entertaining but also thought-provoking.
The author skillfully balances action, emotion, and humor, creating a narrative that engages readers of all ages. The message of resilience, unity, and embracing differences resonates throughout the book.
This book is a delightful read that not only entertains but also prompts reflection on the true meaning of strength and heroism.

Your Final Fourth of July Surprise

Secret Supers in Space

First, you can get free audiobooks by clicking here. CLICK HERE. This includes Secret Supers in Space.

Next, you can get all three books in the series for $5.98. Grab them July 7-8th, the offer is only good until July 8th!

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