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Three Ways You Can Get 8 Books for Free! I’d be happy if I could get one book for free in one way. But I’ve got three for eight for you.

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to listen!

What’s it about?

Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won’t stay dead. You can shoot ’em, chop ’em, burn ’em — they come back stronger.

As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time.

Lisa uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story.

Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee-deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world.

If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not listen to Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.

What do readers say?

5.0 out of 5 stars 

This book is Hilarious

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 15, 2023

I had a great time reading Zombie Turkeys. Andy Zach creates a hysterical, fun world where turkeys are at the top of the food chain, right before Thanksgiving. Time for a little Turkey payback and the new sound of terror is gobble.. gobble.

Barbara

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What’s it about?

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then, things got weirder when his best friend Dan Elanga got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind. 

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys. What should the four friends do? 

Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then, they started fighting crime as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. But they ran into problems they never expected.

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  • Overall    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story    5 out of 5 stars
  • 03-23-22

Another winner by Andy Zach!

Unique and wonderful book for young people. Kids see a whole new side of kids with special needs. Not weird. Just kids who are facing a different sort of challenge than they are. The story is fun and believable. It kept me interested, and I’m an old lady!

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What’s it about?

Ace zombie reporter Sam Melvin has been fired–by his wife, Lisa. Their paper, The Midley Beacon, is barely surviving. How will they make ends meet?

Sam decides to give being a detective a try. He advertises his business–but his zombie experience comes with it. All across the country, people bring their zombie problems to Sam. Squirrels? Bulls? Sam’s on the case. But can his experience with zombie turkeys transfer?

Sam finds out in a series of deadly adventures–and so will you when you read this book. See if you can keep from dying from laughter.

What Do Readers Say?

5.0 out of 5 stars 

A hilarious adventure

Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2022

When Lisa fires Sam, he doesn’t know what he’s going to do, for about two seconds till she tells him he has until that night to find a new career. Because he works better under the deadline and she should know because she’s his wife.

This book was one of the funniest books I have ever read. I love Simon Carr’s books and because I have brought all of his books I wanted to find a new author who was just as funny and I found him. I had no idea zombie animals with that prevalent but they are in this guy investigates the situation and when he’s hired by the government crazy things ensue.

I’d love this book and highly recommend it if you love to laugh and trust me they have giggles on every page. You can really truly tell when comedy comes natural and when they are trying too hard in this author his comedic talent in spades I cannot say enough how funny this book is and can’t wait to read the second one in the theories or at least I hope they have a second one.

I was given this book by the author in story origin but I am leaving this review voluntarily please forgive any mistakes as I am blind and dictate my review but all opinions are definitely my own.

Janalyn

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Welcome 2023! I’m author Andy Zach and I’ve got the latest reviews, free, and discounted books for you! Let’s start with the reviews!

Welcome 2023 Reviews

Imagine my surprise when I found this waiting for me on New Year’s day.

3.0 out of 5 stars 

Good read


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Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 1, 2023

I enjoyed it, it was funny. I love the way the Narrator reads it and does the sounds. Keep up the great work.

Tonya

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Absolutely hilarious!

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Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on November 17, 2022

I’ve never laughed so much listening to a zombie story before…but then again I’ve never listened to a book about zombie turkeys before either. Hilariously written and actually has some great characters too. Many cameos as well. Definitely an awesome time listening to this one. Hoping for a sequel!


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You’ve got Zombie Turkeys above. Or you can click here to get yours for .99.

But I’ve got more for you. I have a whole second series, beginning with Secret Supers also for .99.

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Never disabled

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on March 24, 2022

An uplifting tale of how four students find that within disability is ability. Looking past who others think they are was the way the four came together to make a difference not only in their own lives but the lives of those around them. The main theme of this tale is practice, practice, practice.


Eric Rose

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Then there’s my most recent book in the series, now discounted to .99 until January 8th.

Welcome 2023

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Cute

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 9, 2022

I love this story, a great continuation of the first book. The Super Secrets have one heck of an adventure, and I was happy to be along for the ride.

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Zombie Detective


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Then we have:

My Undead Mother-in-law


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Next is Paranormal Privateers Click to listen

After that, you’ve got Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse

And last and not least, Villain’s Vacation

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Your Seventeenth Literary Gift of 25 Gifts

Your Sixth Literary Gift Love These Superheroes

Your Seventeenth Literary Gift of 25 Gifts to Christmas. Today we’ll look at my second series, Secret Supers. My campaign to give you 25 literary gifts by Christmas continues. This blog will give you a short excerpt from my Secret Supers novel.

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Your Seventeenth Gift: From Secret Supers

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When the Secret Supers met at Jeremy’s home after school the next Monday, Jeremy said, “I’ve found four or five card tricks that’ll be great for Dan to do.”

“I thought of something too,” said Aubrey.

What’s that? Kayla thoughtcast.

“Dan can do the floating woman trick with Kayla. Jeremy can make her float, and Dan can use my old hula hoop to prove she’s not held up by wires.”

Why don’t you do the trick?

“You’re a lot better looking than I am. Whoever heard of a big burly girl working with a magician?”

“You’re not bad looking, Aubrey,” Jeremy said.

“Thanks, Jeremy, but I prefer weight lifting to being on stage.”

“How about weight lifting on stage?” asked Dan.

“Sounds weird. How would we work that into a magic act?”

“After we do the levitation trick, we go outside and you can pick up a car, with Jeremy’s help.”

That would be pretty spectacular. People would think the levitation trick was the grand finale and then you’d top it with the car. Kayla thoughtcast.

“It’d have to be a pretty small car. I can only lift about a thousand pounds. I tried again today, and that seems to be my limit.”

“Yeah, but my telekinesis seems to be getting more powerful as I use it. I picked up one end of our family’s car the other day.”

“Wow, Jeremy! Let’s try to lift it together, right now.” Aubrey got up and marched up the stairs, followed by her friends. Jeremy floated behind them, excited to try it.

Planning the Magic Show

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Jeremy sat in his wheelchair in front of the elevator. He’d left it there when he floated downstairs.

“Mom’s making dinner, but I don’t want her suddenly seeing me floating around.”

“I’ll let you know if she comes looking for you,” Dan assured him.

“Thanks, Dan. Well, here goes.” The back end of the car came up about six inches.

“That’s great, Jeremy! Let’s see if I can hold up my end of the bargain.” Aubrey squatted by the front bumper, grabbed it firmly in her hands, and slowly straightened her legs.

“You did it,” shouted Jeremy.

“Yeah.” She gasped. “But only for a short time.” She put it back down. “Whew! That was my limit.”

“That’s good,” said Jeremy. “You want to give the impression of it being very difficult.”

Now, what we need is a script.

“What do you mean, Kayla?”

These magic shows are carefully planned for drama and anticipation. We’ve got to plan and practice every word.

“Who can write a script like that?” wondered Dan.

I can. It’s just like an English assignment: ‘Write your own magic show, like Penn and Teller.’ I’ve watched them on YouTube.

“Suppertime!” Jeremy’s Mom called from the door to the garage.

“Great! I’ve worked up an appetite,” said Aubrey.

“It’s chili and cornbread today,” said Dan. “My mouth is already watering.”

Show Time

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Aubrey Wilcosky
Aubrey, super powered heroine.

The four friends worked on their script and show until Saturday came. Kayla’s mom made a black magician’s robe for Dan and sparkling tights for Kayla. Aubrey wore black tights trimmed with glitter. Jeremy would be the emcee and had a top hat and coat like a circus ringmaster.

People packed the City Hall meeting room. Right in front was Rich Vandemere with his dad and Betty Jones.

“Hi, Mrs. Jones, Rich. You must be Mr. Vandemere?” Jeremy greeted them from his wheelchair.

“Yeah, that’s me,” said the big man gruffly. “Call me Bob.”

“Thanks for coming out and supporting our fund-raiser.”

“It’s the least we could do,” said Mrs. Jones. “We don’t want to see you out of school any more than you do.”

“Uh, Mrs. Jones, are you friends with Rich and Mr.Vandemere?” asked Aubrey, who walked up next to Jeremy

She laughed. “We’re married. Rich is our son. I just kept my name from my first marriage. I was grief-stricken when my husband George died. Then I met Bob. I kept my first husband’s name in memorium.”

“O-o-o-h. I didn’t know,” said Aubrey, turning red.

“Have a good show!” she wished them.

The Show Begins

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Dan Elanga – He can read minds and sensory impressions.

Seven o’clock came. Jeremy went behind the curtains they’d fixed at the back of the room. Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey were there.

“Ready?” he asked.

We’re all ready and excited!

“Break a leg!” said Aubrey. “That’s the traditional show business wish.”

“I can’t say that to you, Aubrey.” Jeremy looked at her artificial legs, covered by the black tights.

“I’m sure I could break them if I put my mind to it!”

“Get going already, Jeremy. I’m all antsy,” Dan said.

Jeremy cut the lights to the room. He’d rigged a remote lighting control next to his wheelchair joystick. He touched a button and one spotlight lit the stage and then turned on his lapel mike.

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Maryville Middle School charity magic show!” he announced, bowing from his wheelchair and doffing his top hat. “Prepare to be dazzled by displays of legerdemain never before seen or performed!

Behind the curtain, Aubrey whispered to Kayla, “What’s legerdemain?”

It’s just a fancy term for magic. Jeremy’s showing off.

Card Tricks

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“From the depths of deepest, darkest Africa, I present to you, the soon-to-be world-famous magician, Daniel Elanga!”

With calm aplomb, Dan strode to the middle of the stage. “Greetings, friends! It’s traditional to begin a magic show with card tricks.” He produced a deck from his pocket, started to shuffle it, and fumbled it all over the floor. The audience broke into laughter.

“However, I am terrible with cards.” More laughter ensued. Dan tapped his dark glasses with his white cane. “Blind, you know. But I’m great at reading minds. Now, everyone knows how magicians do these mentalist tricks. They have plants in the audience and marked cards and substitute decks. So I’ll break all the rules. First, I’ll have my assistant, Kayla Verdera, present an unopened deck of cards.” Kayla walked out with her walker, flourishing a plastic sealed deck.

“Kayla, please give that deck to one of the audience members. I promise not to look.” The audience twittered with nervous laughter.

Jeremy assumed they weren’t used to blind people joking about their blindness.

The Cards Revealed

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Kayla gave the deck to a startled Mrs. Jones. Jeremy wheeled up to her. “Thank you, ma’am. Would you give us your name?”

“Betty Jones.”

“Have you ever seen this deck before?”

“No, I haven’t”

“Please open the deck and fan out the cards.”

Betty did so and showed them to the audience.

“Do they look perfectly normal to you?”

“Sure.”

“Let me look. I’m more familiar with cards,” said Mr. Vandemere. He peered at them and felt them carefully. “They don’t seem to be marked. They’re just a new deck.”

“Now, Mrs. Jones, please pick a card and don’t show anyone.”

“I’ll pick one too,” said Mr.Vandemere. “You pick one too, Rich.”

That’s not how the script is supposed to go!

“Great idea,” said Dan. “I’ll tell you what each of you has.”

“This I gotta see,” said Mr.Vandemere. He switched cards with Rich, and then again with his wife.

Dan, they all switched cards!

“Now, I must open my inner eye to see.” Dan paused dramatically, his hands on his temples.

”I see the three cards. But they’ve been switched.” The audience gasped. “Very clever of you.”

“Rich Vandemere, please stand.”

He’s improvising!

“You have your Dad’s original card, right?”

“Right.”

“It’s the seven of spades, isn’t it?”

“I’ll be—”

“Please show the audience.”

Rich held up the card, the seven of spades. The audience applauded.

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Applause!

“Bob Vandemere, please stand.”

He stood, looming taller than them all.

“You have your wife’s original card?”

“Yeah.”

“Isn’t it the jack of hearts?”

“I don’t believe it.” Mr.Vandemere held up the jack of hearts for the audience to see.

Louder applause filled the room.

“Finally, Mrs. Betty Jones, please stand up. You have your son’s card, I believe?”

“Yes.”

“Please confirm it’s the ten of clubs.” Betty gasped and held the ten of clubs aloft. The crowd cheered, giving Dan a standing ovation.

Your Sixteenth Literary Gift – What do you think?

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