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The Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral

quasar tsunami

Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral. I liked this phrase so much I used it for this blog post. Do you want to go viral? Check out the title generator below. Use it for your own blog posts or books or articles.

So what did you get when you played this game? Let me know and I’ll send you a free funny ebook of my best-selling Zombie Turkeys. (That’s best-selling among my books.

Or, just click the cover below:

Going Viral
Click Zombie Turkeys to get your free copy.

Going Viral – Imagine Wearing This Yourself

Here you go again. The first person to send me a picture of themselves wearing a hoop skirt like this will get your choice of my paperback books!

Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronices
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles. Click to get your copy.

And my new best-selling novel, Secret Supers.

Claim Your Freebies Before They Run Out

What freebies do I have for you? Four free audiobooks!

Free audiobooks
Click to get your free audiobooks

But hurry; I only have limited audiobook codes to give away. I give them to my newsletter subscribers. If you’re already a subscriber, just email me at [email protected].

But that’s not all! Share this post with all your friends, for I’ve got 54 free books for you!

Going Viral
54 free speculative fiction books. Click to claim one or all!

Did you notice the caveat in the image? It’s only good until April 30th. I hope that’s true about our quarantine too. Just realize when we all go free, so will these free books go away.

Now You Can Go Be Amazed

What’s amazing? Did you know there’s actually a method for writing space battles? Learn how by clicking above.

Not amazed yet? How about this?

You may know a quasar is an intense light source, usually generated by a matter circling a black hole. The event is so brilliant it can outshine many galaxies. And a quasar tsunami, as described in the above article, can destroy an entire galaxy.

Now there is a science fiction trope for you: galactic destruction. Who know it exists in real life?

Going Viral – Your Last Chance

What could your ultimate be? Get on my audiobook blog tour! If you have a blog, I want to hear from you now.

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Your Wacky New News From Comic Author Andy Zach

Your Wacky New News From me, your friendly comic paranormal animal author. I’ve been so busy that I haven’t had time to tell you what I’ve been doing. Let’s correct that.

Wacky New News
Andy Zach at his first book convention, Chabanacon

First, I’m writing my science fiction short story anthology. If you want a taste, click below for a free short story that will be in the anthology.

By the way, if you can think of a great title for a collection of funny science fiction stories, let me know! I’ll give you credit and a free autographed copy my book.

More Wacky New News

I finally added my latest novel Secret Supers to my landing page and Welcome email. Go to my landing page and you’ll get the Welcome email when you subscribe to my newsletter.

Here’s a sample of the newsletter:

Here’s my landing page:

Finally, here’s a sample of Secret Supers:

Wacky New News
Secret Supers front and back covers

Before I became an author I managed a corporate internal website in the 90s. Now I have a full-time job writing, publishing, and promoting my books, I don’t have much time for my own web site maintenance. Let me know of any problems you find and I’ll fix them. As a thanks, I’ll send you a short story.

Breaking Wacky New News

I’ve just been dumping wild and crazy science stories and funny stuff at my Facebook page. Here are some juicy items.

Tell me if you want me to write the short story.

Zombie Dinosaurs? Could be another novel!

Worldwide internet by Elon Musk? Isn’t Tesla, The Boring Company, and SpaceX enough for you Elon?

Spider butts! What more reason do you need to read the article? Have some more spider body parts:

And now, for something completely different:

A Wallace and Grommit and Star Wars mashup!

Wow! That’s less than half the stuff I’ve got.

Upcoming Current Events

Then, I got a new cover for Paranormal Privateers.

I also contributed to this next book, a charity anthology. Buy it, if you love Special Olympics!

My recent appearance at Springfield ComicCon in the next photo, with my assistant Tori.

Closing Shot

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Win 3 Free Books from Author Andy Zach

Win 3 Free Books from Author Andy Zach–how? The first book you can win is Paranormal Privateers. I describe the contest in my Facebook post below.

Here’s another hint on winning the book: who is this on the hoverboard?

Speaking of Paranormal Privateers, here’s another related item:

I just thought of a way to give another book away–become the 500th or 1000th person to like my Facebook page above, or my Zombie Turkeys page below:

All you have to do is send me a screen shot, like this next screen shot:

3 Free Books

Then I’ll look at my like count and if you’re 500 or 1,000, I’ll send you an ebook of your choice.

Here’s another ‘cool’ video from the Zombie Turkeys page:


Win 3 Free Books from Author Andy Zach – The Second Way

I feel guilty about this way. But it’s worth the guilt. This method can give you up to four books. My Life After Life Chronicles and my soon coming Secret SupersMy book launch date is March 29.

3 Free Books
Life After Life Chronicles

What is this magical, mystery method?

Nope, not creating a world-famous pop hit. Just review one of my books and post it on Amazon or Goodreads. Contact me when the review is posted and then I’ll send you a book of your choice

This means you’ll get four free books for four reviews.

Note you do not have to give a favorable review. Oddly, some people prefer to see some low rated reviews. Amazon cares about the number of reviews rather than the average score.

Some authors try to scam people and Amazon by bribing people with books on the condition they get good reviews. Other people try to making a living giving favorable reviews in exchange for money. I don’t want any of that!

As much as I hate 1 star reviews (I’ve gotten some!) I take solace in that everyone is different. Not everyone will like everything. Even CS Lewis, the author of the Narnia fantasy series, gets dozens of one star reviews.

I got a new review of Zombie Turkeys the other day. Let me give it as an example:

5.0 out of 5 stars

Love it

February 24, 2019

This book was really good. It kept me wondering what would happen next. Can’t wait to read the next one.

Win 3 Free Books from Author Andy Zach – The Third Way

Why is the clock ticking? It’s one week to my next free book drawing. I should say drawings, since I hold two drawings every month.

I let you pick which book you want and which format. (Print or ebook). My second book drawing is for my audiobooks.

How do you enter? Join my newsletter here by entering your email.

That’s it for now! Andy Zach, signing off!