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Goodreads Reviews of Fantasy Humor Book

All the time I’ve published Zombie Turkeys reviews, I’ve neglected the Goodreads Reviews. I’ve corrected that today.

Goodreads reviews Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.
The first review reads:

Jacqueline Fairchild This book will not only make you laugh out loud, you will be surprised at the tender moments! You’ll fly right through it and want more. Mr. Zach has a sense of humor we all need!

Thank you, Jacqueline!

The next review says:

MICHAEL CLICK rated it really liked it
Unique book!

I enjoyed this book because it has a unique “twist” on the zombie phenomenon. It’s not “laugh-out-loud” funny, but it’s quite entertaining. Well worth the time to read if you like zombies.

I’m grateful for your kind comments, Michael.
The third review and oldest begins:
Reviewed by: Dr. Wesley Britton
The title of Zombie Turkeys signals this urban fantasy is intended to be entertaining, not to be taken seriously, and likely a comic romp. You can guess there are lots of clever twists in the story, and happily, the execution is more than what readers might expect.

I already have his whole review here.
Since the review, Dr. Britton and I have become friends. Thank you more for that than for your favorable review.

Besides Goodreads Reviews, There’s Another Amazon Review

And here’s the new Amazon review:

5.0 out of 5 stars He’s a great guy to talk to as well
By James Lowrance on June 17, 2017
Format: Paperback
I only just started reading it and I’m LOVING Zombie Turkeys! He’s a great guy to talk to as well!

Latest News On My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys Sequel

As of today, the editing is complete! I will send the final version back to my editor, Dori Harrell, for double checking. Now, I just need to do the following:

First, finish the front matter. The ISBN number needs to be assigned from the ten I purchased last year. Then, I add my Dedication page, and my epigraph, a quote that epitomizes the whole book. Zombie Turkeys epigraph was:

“Birds of a feather flock together.

—The Dictionarie in Spanish and English (1599),

which was compiled by the English lexicographer John Minsheu.”

I already have my dedication, and author bio in the manuscript.

Next, I have to get my chapter icons from my illustrator, Sean Flanagan, along with the final version of the back cover. I gave him some last minute changes to it. Here’s the preview:

My Undead Mother-in-law back cover with book blurb My Undead Mother-in-law back cover with book blurb
And here are some preview images of the chapter icons. First, chapter 1:

Another chapter icon follows:

Then the next chapter icon:

And finally, the last one:

Of course, all of these are preliminary and will change with the final book copy.

Finally, I have to send the manuscript to Rik Hall my layout editor and get it back in Kindle and print formats.

Then, at last, I can upload the final manuscripts and book covers to Kindle and Createspace. Then they review them and finally, put them on sale.

My Undead Mother-in-law will go on sale on Amazon and Createspace REAL SOON NOW.

My Undead Mother-in-law, Chapter 1 Icon
My Undead Mother-in-law, Chapter 1 Icon

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Zombie Turkeys Defeated! Read All About it!

If you’ve been a Zombie Turkeys subscriber, you would know I got Zombie Turkeys Defeated after the previous email they sent. This is my report and an announcement of a free offer for the Kindle Edition of Zombie Turkeys.

Sadly, that offer ended, but soon I’ll offer it for free again on Kindle! Watch this blog, or better yet, subscribe by clicking here.  My subscribers get the first notice to all deals. Plus, there’s a brand new offer at the bottom of this post. But take advantage of it today, because it’s only valid for a short time!

Happy Hour
Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 14

Hello faithful readers!

I’ve wrested control back from the zombie turkeys. They had me locked in my room while they had their way with my computer.

Free Zombie Book Drawing Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The emergency announcement is: my book Zombie Turkeys will be FREE on Kindle for the next week!

Go here to take advantage of it!  Tell all your friends and enemies!

Zombie Turkeys DefeatedAndy Zach, the foremost paranormal animal author in the comic urban fantasy genre.

Andy Zach

Visit Amazon.com’s Andy Zach Page and shop for all Andy Zach books and other Andy Zach related products (DVD…

That is all!

Andy

Zombie Turkeys Defeated But Don’t Go Yet! Here’s another great offer!

Ah! You just skipped everything and scrolled down here to find out what the free offer is.  That’s great! Have a free turkey video:


But the free video isn’t the offer; the offer is next.

You Can Be A Member of My Undead Mother-in-law Launch Team!

My Undead Mother-in-law Book Launch The preliminary back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

“So what?” you say. “Why would I want to? And what’s the catch?”
Well may you ask. First, what’s in it for you:
One, a free My Undead Mother-in-law T-shirt.
Two, a free Zombie Turkeys pen.
Three, a free signed copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

What’s The “Catch”?

First of all, you’re going to have to email me (Click here) or sign up for my newsletter. (Click here.) All my subscribers’ emails are kept confidential on my secured site.

Secondly, you’ve got to tell all your friends about My Undead Mother-in-law when it goes on sale in July. That would be all your Facebook contacts (that you think would want to read a humorous zombie parody), all your Twitter contacts, all your email contacts.

Thirdly, when Zombie Turkeys goes on sale in August, tell the same group that’s free for the taking.

Fourthly, if possible show up in person for the book launch at the Peoria Barnes and Noble store at 12 PM.

If you can’t make that, then make my virtual launch on Facebook.

But act now! The book launch team must be organized this week!

Keep watching for more news!

Oh, and here’s a video of me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law!

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New Video Book Excerpt! Don’t Miss It!

And how does this video differ from the other Zombie Turkeys book excerpts I’ve published before? This New Video Book Excerpt is from the Zombie Turkeys sequel, My Undead Mother-in-law!

New Video Book Excerpt
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

New Video Book Excerpt – Watch It Here

The excerpt from Chapter 1 of My Undead Mother-in-law is to whet your appetite for Volume 2 of my Life After Life Chronicles. My editor is editing away, my illustrator is finishing the back cover and the chapter icons, and I’m on pins and needles until everything has been uploaded to Amazon, to go with volume 1, Zombie Turkeys.

Continue reading New Video Book Excerpt! Don’t Miss It!