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August’s Best Content for You from Andy Zach

Best Content for you is right here. Of course, we must start with “Bears on a Plane”. The question for you is, a short story or a novel? Tell me and I’ll send you a copy. If not this short story, then another one.

By the way, I have more short stories for you below.

What can top ‘Bears on a Plane’?

I grew up in Cleveland and so did Tim Conway. We watched him on the Carol Burnette Show. He never failed to crack up his fellow comedians.

Going on, I also found this amazing video: Mars’ entire 24-hour rotation.

More Great Content from the Internet

Author E.M. Swift-Hook was kind enough to share an excerpt of my book Zombie Turkeys on her blog. Here it is:

Excerpt from Zombie Turkeys, by Andy Zach.

CHAPTER 2 – EDWARDS

He felt great, full of energy. He led his flock out of the woods. Now there was another field in front of them, with a large barnlike structure on it. Maybe it was another turkey barn!He’d go free them and gain more members for his flock. They had acquired more wild turkey flocks during their march. Now twelve thousand strong, they charged the barnlike structure.

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The Caterpillar Edwards Dealer Education facility was preparing for a big customer demonstration. A large 390F backhoe was digging trenches and D-11 and D-10 tractors were filling them in—inside the voluminous demonstration building. It was only 7:30 a.m., but they had a scripted and choreographed performance to practice, showing the capabilities of the company’s huge machines. Part of script was for the 390s to dig a huge trench, have a small D-4 tractor go into it and smooth it out, and then have the big D-11s fill it back in. Then an enormous flock of turkeys entered through the open arena door. “Gobble! Gobble!”

That was not in the script.

Read more at E.M. Swift-Hook’s page here

You’re Not Done With Great Content

Good news! You’ve got another free excerpt below. It’s my short story ‘In A Pickle’ from my book Oops!

Yes, this is an eMagazine with lots of stories by lots of authors–including me. Here’s my short story icon:

The death of an egg. Always a sobering topic. He’ll be savored long after he’s gone.

How About a Hypersonic Jet for You?

The SR-71 was one of my favorite planes of all time. Top speed of around 3,000 mph (4,800 kph for you metric folks.) Here’s a possible successor which is planned to go at twice the speed, up to Mach 8.

I now take you from the sublime to the ridiculous.

Is this next video ridiculous or sublime? Or just history? Or just fun?

Bye for now! If you find any great content, let me know and I’ll send you a free book.

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More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

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More Humor for You from Comic Paranormal Animal Author Andy Zach

I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links.  But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!

Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:

https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y

Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.

More Humor for You – Part Two, for Fantasy Fans

Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!

OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.

Time Out from More Humor for You for a Public Service Announcement

This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.

Three Free Book Giveaway! Just Solve This Mathematical Puzzle

To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)

More Humor for You
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.

The next category, “Not funny but weird . . .”

I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:

Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.

One More Thing . . .

Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview

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Get Your Latest Zombie Humor Here From Author Andy Zach!

Happy Mother's Day

Get Your Latest Zombie Humor Here!

You can count on me, Andy Zach for scouring the internet for the Latest Zombie Humor! For your reading pleasure:

First, be ready for the zombie apocalypse, be it turkey or anything else!

The Next Latest Zombie Humor

Second, you may want this meal for your next zombie apocalypse:

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