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More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

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More Humor for You from Comic Paranormal Animal Author Andy Zach

I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links.  But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!

Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:

https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y

Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.

More Humor for You – Part Two, for Fantasy Fans

Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!

OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.

Time Out from More Humor for You for a Public Service Announcement

This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.

Three Free Book Giveaway! Just Solve This Mathematical Puzzle

To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)

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Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.

The next category, “Not funny but weird . . .”

I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:

Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.

One More Thing . . .

Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Get Your Laughs Here from Author Andy Zach

Happy Mother's Day

Get Your Laughs Here from Comic Paranormal Author Andy Zach

Get Your Laughs Here – “OK, make me laugh,” you say.

How about this?

Then there’s this. My high school friends and I memorized this scene from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail.’

Get Your Laughs Here – Second Section

I know you expect the very best comic paranormal animal humor. Here is your exclusive preview of the opening of Paranormal Privateers, read by yours truly.

Changing Paranormal Gears to Murder Mystery

Here’s a sneak preview of my author friend Amy Sauder’s new book, ‘I Know You Like A Murder’. Let me know by reply or email if you like mysteries like this.

Get Your Laughs Here – Third Part

Heading off into a new direction, how would you like an all expense paid trip to a zombie apocalypse?

I’m considering offering this as a prize for anyone who sells the most copies of my books.

First, I’ll have to make enough money to pay for this. Reply to this post if you’re interested in a contest like this. Then I’ll consider how to sell enough books to pay for it.

Get Your Laughs Here
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

Now, For Fantasy Fans, Which Mythical Beasts Could Really Fly?

You will find this article fascinating:

Next, For Star Wars Fans, Which Planets Could Actually Exist?

My books border between science fiction and fantasy. (If you don’t agree, certainly argue with me! The best  arguments in replies or emails will get a free ebook!). If you’re a Star Wars fan, you’ll love the next item:

Continuing the science fiction theme, here’s a great graphic of all the interplanetary missions NASA has launched to date. Which planet would you like to visit?

Here’s a similar image, more beautiful, but truncated:

Finally, you will enjoy my last science/science fiction link:

Next, a Useful Mneumonic for Pokemon Lovers

Never let it be said my blog posts don’t contain useful information!

Finally, Let’s Close with this Merry Tune

Fooled You! There’s One More Thing . . .

For those of you who wish to ‘press the flesh’ of the world’s most prominent comic paranormal animal author, I will be at the Book Nook bookstore next Saturday, October 27th.