Zombie Turkeys Newsletter by Andy Zach
Once more, I give you a taste of my free Zombie Turkeys Newsletter. If you want to get it yourself, click here!
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Once more, I give you a taste of my free Zombie Turkeys Newsletter. If you want to get it yourself, click here!
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You don’t believe in my next book giveaway mention? It’s true. Check my previous blog post here.
You don’t believe I’m on vacation? Here’s the proof:
Nothing is easier! Just click here, enter your email, and away you go!
The selection of the two book winners is completely impartial and random, based upon my pet phoenix Phoerensix picking your name out of a sorting hat.
You’ll also get a free short story about how I caught my first phoenix, ‘A Phoenix Tale’.
Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.
Good question. You’d rather have me writing books like Zombie Turkeys,
My Undead Mother-in-law,
or Paranormal Privateers.
But, here’s a fact: I needed a vacation. My work on my next book, tentatively names Secret Supers, has dragged on since March! I normally finish the first draft in two months. I outlined the book, and wrote the first seven chapters, but I seem to be writing in mud. Do you ever get that way? I recommend a vacation.
Reply with your comments on your favorite vacations and I’ll send you an ARC (advance readers copy) of the Secret Supers. The ARC will have most of the grammar and spelling mistakes out of it and it’ll be pretty good. You will find the obvious flaws. If you send me feedback, I’ll send you a free final copy!
Secret Supers answers the burning question you’ve always asked: What happens if disabled suddenly acquire superpowers? Do they still get to park in disabled parking spots? Will they still get physical therapy? Do they fight crime? I will answer all these questions in my book, Secret Supers.
First, you can get an ARC copy by replying to this post or contacting me here.
Second, don’t forget to subscribe here if you want to get in on my late book drawing.
Finally, enjoy this bit of internet fun. This may be my next pet. I guess it’ll get along with my five phoenixes.
I’m posting Weekly World Internet News to give you laughs and fun. I get tired of posting serious stuff like my books, how to write, and serious news. Let’s start out with this, which I just saw TODAY:
Then there’s this:
which is certainly fun to share with your friends.
Also, there’s this new web comic from my illustrator Sean Flanagan:
That’s certainly fun! If your not familiar with Sean’s work, he did all my covers:
You may know these covers, but do you know the back covers? Sean did those too.
“How can that be, Andy?” you may ask me. Your answer follows in this video:
The next item is merely beautiful, awe-inspiring, and educational. Skip, if that’s not your cup of tea.
Now it’s time for a little fun. Who doesn’t like puns? Reply below, or send me a message.
Next, there is a funny news story you may not believe. See if you can tell if it is satire.
Then you have this fun technology to play with. Would you like to buy and use it? Let me know!
I worked with computer technology for almost fifty years, so I follow the latest developments almost by habit. If you’re aware of a cool technology, email or comment with the link and I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!
If you’re not already a subscriber to my newsletter, stop and subscribe right here. This is my new Mail Chimp subscription page. Drop me a line in the comments and tell me if you love it, hate it, or are ‘meh’.
With your subscription, you’re entered into my two monthly book drawings: one for a free book of your choice, ebook or print, and one drawing for a free audiobook.
I also give you a secret link on my website for my short story, ‘A Phoenix Tale’. In it you’ll learn how I got my first pet phoenix.