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The Best Zombie Turkeys You’ll Find!

By Best Zombie Turkeys I mean I’m giving you my Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 11, republished as a blog post.  All my gifts I offered to my subscribers still hold!  Click here to get your gifts. Enter your email and click Subscribe.

If you’re not familiar with my zombie humor book Zombie Turkeys, check out free samples by clicking on the image:

Free Book Excerpt
Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

What About Earlier Newsletters?

Yes, you’re right; there were ten earlier newsletters. I’ve already published an index to them, located later in this blog post. So just scroll on down for earlier reading pleasure.

Best Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 11

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I promised you another newsletter after my blog was fixed. Guess what?
It’s alive!

 

What Did You Miss?

I’m glad you asked! I’ve already made a blog post catching you up on all the Zombie Turkey news here:

Best Zombie Turkeys Chapter Icons
Crutch Chapter 13 Icon

This post also has scads of links to Facebook Zombie Turkeys and free giveaways.

Andy, What Actually Happened to Your Blog?

I’m embarrassed to say I shot myself in the foot. I changed my site without backing up. Here are the gruesome details.

Here’s the gory story of my blog disaster. Trigger warning: It’s not for the faint-hearted. Editing Books and Blogs Learn From My Mistakes – Zombie Turkeys

6 more editing tips
My Undead Mother-in-law cover hint

Anything Else I Missed This Past Week?

Absolutely! I finally made an index of all my newsletters and offer to send you any that you missed. AND any gifts or freebies I offered are still open! So enjoy!

Free Newsletter, Books, Gifts – Learn How Here – Zombie Turkeys

Best Zombie Turkeys Book Drawing
Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Then there’s this:

Yup, it’s true. I’ll be at Barnes and Nobel’s in Peoria at the Author Fair on March 26th.  Be there!

Then, there’s this freebie:

5 Microsoft Word Tips You Can Use – Zombie Turkeys

Free Author Reading
Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

Next, there’s this website I use to get free books:

Free Professional and Technical Research Library of White Papers, Magazines, Reports, and eBooks (Click here) 

Then there’s the usual free books and newsletters you get every week!

Free Fantasy Novels and Newsletters Here!

First, the next book:

Shadow Maker Free

Shadow Maker: Morrighan House Witches Book One by [Lane, Amir]

URLs for Newsletter

Store Link Link for Your Newsletter (any clicks are recorded!)
https://www.amazon.com/Shadow-Ma…

Then, there’s this book set:

Cyberpunk Tales Box Set

Ashley L. Hunt 0.92
$0.99

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Description

Vivian Hsu has only lived in the slums of the lower Sprawl for a year as a mercenary, but ironically, the telepathic powers that forced her to flee her prior privileged life now threaten to drive her insane. Will this proud, self-reliant, and stubborn woman harness her fiery nature and survive the deadliest contract she’s ever faced? Will she navigate the tangled web of corporate espionage, kidnapping, murder and come out with her soul? Or will the darkest depths of the Sprawl claim another life?

Notes

URLs for Newsletter

Store Link
http://amzn.to/2lEq5Vv

 

Finally,

That all, folks!

 

Porky Pig Cartoon Ending “That’s All Folks!”

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New Video Book Excerpt! Don’t Miss It!

And how does this video differ from the other Zombie Turkeys book excerpts I’ve published before? This New Video Book Excerpt is from the Zombie Turkeys sequel, My Undead Mother-in-law!

New Video Book Excerpt
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

New Video Book Excerpt – Watch It Here

The excerpt from Chapter 1 of My Undead Mother-in-law is to whet your appetite for Volume 2 of my Life After Life Chronicles. My editor is editing away, my illustrator is finishing the back cover and the chapter icons, and I’m on pins and needles until everything has been uploaded to Amazon, to go with volume 1, Zombie Turkeys.

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Free Book Drawing Winners & My Undead Mother-in-law

Here’s the news the newsletter subscribers want to hear: the Free Book Drawing Winners. If you’re not a subscriber, click here to add your email address and you’ll be in next month’s drawing.

Date Winner Name
2/28/2017 Kathi
4/1/2017 Neethu.ohm
5/9/2017 Brenda
6/1/2017 Sally

Please email me your selection of which prize you want. Kathi has already decided she wants the next volume of the Life After Life Chronicles, My Undead Mother-in-law, print version.

New Book My Undead Mother-in-law Coming in July
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law” Subscribe to newsletter to get free excerpt

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