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Writer’s Block My Experience – This is why I don’t write more

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Writer’s Block My Experience: I’ve written eight books in seven years. It doesn’t sound like I have writer’s block–but I do.

I’ve been struggling to finish Secret Supers in Space for seven months. That’s the first draft—just 50,000 to 60,000 words. Usually, I get that much done in two to four months.

What’s my big problem?

Writer’s Block My Experience – What Is Writer’s Block?

It means you can’t or have difficulty writing. Duh!

A more official definition is:

Writer’s block—wanting to write and not writing—is a persistent problem that every writer (yes, every writer, even Stephen King) deals with, and one that has ended far too many writing careers.

The first thing I saw in my search

The last book I wrote in this series was Villain’s Vacation:

Writer's Block My Experience
Chapter icon from Villain’s Vacation

I got off to a flying start in November, writing for NaNoWriMo, the official National Novel Writing Month organization.

Here’s a chart of my monthly writing, so you can see what my writer’s block looks like:

MonthWords Written
November3,973
December0
January423
February0
March1517
April211
May (so far)0
Chart of my writing ‘progress’

Total? 6129 words in 42 hours of writing for 142 words per hour.

Pretty pathetic for a professional author, but I have an excuse: I was finishing two other books: 1) Zombie Detective audiobook (now published)

Andy Zach Newsletter Zombie Detective Audiobook
Writer's Block My Experience
Audiobook cover – click to listen.

and 2) my first non-fiction book, The Gospel Medley. Believe it or not, this is at least the 20th round of edits for this book, over the 35 years I’ve worked on it.

The Gospel Medley
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The Gospel Medley cover. Click to get

So that takes care of December through March. I can’t multi-task. What’s my problem in April and May?

Writer’s Block – the problem of self-publishing

I get easily distracted while writing. First of all, there is research. I’ll write and then need some fact, like “Where are there underground nuclear silos in Kansas?” This question arose for My Undead Mother-in-law.

The same thing happens for Secret Supers in Space. What does the ISS look like? What is the capacity of the Dragon capsule for SpaceX? Where does SpaceX launch from? What is the curriculum for Space Camp? What is the daily agenda?

But that’s not all.

More Distractions

Every publisher and author needs to market your book. That doesn’t mean selling, although that’s what you want to happen. Rather it means telling people who might like your book that your book exists and is worth reading and WHY it’s worth reading.

This is a very important thing to do. You, as an author or publisher should do it every week, if not every day. If people don’t know about your book, they can’t buy it. If people don’t know how much they will enjoy and laugh at my books, why should they buy them?

So I joined Story Origin this year to market my books. That’s absorbed my time, every week, as I promoted my newsletter, books, and other newsletters and books.

I also have maintained Amazon ads, although I’ve cut my expense from $300/month to $50. I found a better way to advertise: through Free Kindle and Discount Books.

The Bottom Line – What Should I Do?

Give me your best and worst suggestions. Everyone who does so will get a free ebook of mine to read and review. Reach out to me any time at my email: [email protected] Or subscribe to my newsletter for all my blog posts and news, as well as free books.

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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020

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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020 curated by me, Andy Zach, your favorite comic paranormal animal author. Let’s begin with a bang.

Jets armed with lasers? Sounds like SciFi to me.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 11, 2020

I use lasers as weapons in my novel, Paranormal Privateers.

SciFi Story Fuel - Paranormal Privateers
The cover of my third novel Paranormal Privateers. Click to get yours.

Let me know if you like jets with lasers. I’d love to hear from you.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 2

Maglev hyperloop test. I have this in my second novel, 'My Undead Mother-in-law'.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, November 12, 2020

You can read about a hyperloop and other cool technology in my second novel.

SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

Have you ever read My Undead Mother-in-law? If so, let me know what you think. Contact Us Here.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 3

This is important in the case of zombie squirrels. See the end of Zombie Turkeys.

Posted by Andy Zach on Saturday, November 7, 2020

“Now wait a second Andy. You don’t have a new science fiction book with squirrels in it, do you?”

“S’funny you should ask. I actually have two. I already mentioned My Undead Mother-in-law. They show up there. But they first show up here.”

SciFi Story Fuel
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

Did I mention? My squirrels are zombies. Here’s an excerpt:

“I wonder if the zombiism causes increased violence in people? It certainly does for turkeys and squirrels. Did you read the story about the zombie squirrel killing a hawk?”

“No! What happened?”

“The hawk nabbed the squirrel, as hawks normally do, but in midair, the squirrel revived, ripped open the hawk’s belly, bit off its leg, and fell a hundred feet to the ground, where it scampered away unharmed. It was captured on drone video.”

From My Undead Mother-in-law

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Welcome to all who made it this far in this blog. And welcome to all who skimmed down looking for free stuff. I do that too. Just click here to subscribe to my newsletter and get free books.

“Exactly which books are free, Andy?”

I’m glad you asked! All my audiobooks are free to subscribers who ask for them. Check my list below.

  • Zombie Turkeys
  • My Undead Mother-in-law
  • Paranormal Privateers
  • Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse
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Oops! A collection of funny short stories for you.

Then in my Secret Supers series you can get these two:

  • Secret Supers
  • Villain’s Vacation
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Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.
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Villain’s Vacation – click to get yours.

Then, twice every month I give away two books in any format to two subscribers.

Finally, you can get a free ebook of Zombie Turkeys with each newsletter edition.

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New Books Just in Time for Christmas

I’ve got a list for you and I’m checking it twice: New Books Just in Time for Christmas. Some are ebooks, some print, some will cost you, some are free. Your choice.

Let’s start with the BIG ONE: my latest release: Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse. The paperback came out November 27th. You can get the ebook NOW for preorder.

This is my first collection of short stories. It includes some of your favorites: A Phoenix Tale, In A Pickle, and A Hamster’s Tale. In it, you’ll find many others that’ll tickle your fancy.

Do you want to know more?

Accidents happen. Especially around zombie turkeys. Then you add zombie humans, and problems proliferate. Mix in some ill-planned genetic engineering, and things get crazy.

The insanity continues, from the story where zombies are merged with cucumbers to the one where two basement-dwelling nerds gain access to all video content from the past two hundred years—from aliens.

Andy Zach pulls out all the stops on his imagination as he serves up this smorgasbord of silliness. Try it. Laughter is good for your soul.

From the back cover of Oops!
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The full cover spread of Oops!

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But wait! You’ve got more coming to you! This Middle-Grade e-Book offer includes my own, Secret Supers.

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Click to get your free copy!

In case you can’t read this blurb, here it is:

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

From Secret Supers back cover

Is that all? Nope! Read on for more free stuff.

If you’re a newsletter subscriber, I give away two books every month. I’ll give you a free book in exchange for a review. Just contact me here.

And I’ll give anyone that asks a free audiobook until all my codes are gone. Check them out below.

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Paranormal Privateers audiobook
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Goodbye for now from Chambanacon in Bloomington Illinois!