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Two Free Books Last Day’s Today – Advent 16

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Two Free Books Last Day's Today
Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Two Free Books Last Day’s Today – Advent 16. No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get Two Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

Why? This is part of my twenty-five gifts to Christmas, counting down with the twenty-five days of Advent.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Free Kindle promotion below. It’s the last day of the promotion Just download it now:

I’ll give you more details about the book further in this post.

Secret Supers audiobook cover
Two Free Books Last Day's Today
Secret Supers audiobook

The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of Secret Super is right here. After clicking, you’ll be able to read how four seventh graders in a special ed class got super powers.

With great power comes great responsibility!

Here’s Another Way to Get Two Free Books

If you don’t want to review and you don’t want e-books, but free paperbacks, I’ve got you covered!
Simply join me in our weekly newsletter and you’ll be automatically entered in our monthly drawing

Aside from paperback copies of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, we’ll also offer copies of the first Zombie Turkeys audiobook and the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel issue 1.

Didn’t you know we had a Zombie Turkeys graphic novel? Check out the next section.

You Can Get A Free Copy of the Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel, Issue 1

Here is the cover:

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Writer’s Block My Experience – This is why I don’t write more

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Writer’s Block My Experience: I’ve written eight books in seven years. It doesn’t sound like I have writer’s block–but I do.

I’ve been struggling to finish Secret Supers in Space for seven months. That’s the first draft—just 50,000 to 60,000 words. Usually, I get that much done in two to four months.

What’s my big problem?

Writer’s Block My Experience – What Is Writer’s Block?

It means you can’t or have difficulty writing. Duh!

A more official definition is:

Writer’s block—wanting to write and not writing—is a persistent problem that every writer (yes, every writer, even Stephen King) deals with, and one that has ended far too many writing careers.

The first thing I saw in my search

The last book I wrote in this series was Villain’s Vacation:

Writer's Block My Experience
Chapter icon from Villain’s Vacation

I got off to a flying start in November, writing for NaNoWriMo, the official National Novel Writing Month organization.

Here’s a chart of my monthly writing, so you can see what my writer’s block looks like:

MonthWords Written
November3,973
December0
January423
February0
March1517
April211
May (so far)0
Chart of my writing ‘progress’

Total? 6129 words in 42 hours of writing for 142 words per hour.

Pretty pathetic for a professional author, but I have an excuse: I was finishing two other books: 1) Zombie Detective audiobook (now published)

Andy Zach Newsletter Zombie Detective Audiobook
Writer's Block My Experience
Audiobook cover – click to listen.

and 2) my first non-fiction book, The Gospel Medley. Believe it or not, this is at least the 20th round of edits for this book, over the 35 years I’ve worked on it.

The Gospel Medley
Writer's Block My Experience
The Gospel Medley cover. Click to get

So that takes care of December through March. I can’t multi-task. What’s my problem in April and May?

Writer’s Block – the problem of self-publishing

I get easily distracted while writing. First of all, there is research. I’ll write and then need some fact, like “Where are there underground nuclear silos in Kansas?” This question arose for My Undead Mother-in-law.

The same thing happens for Secret Supers in Space. What does the ISS look like? What is the capacity of the Dragon capsule for SpaceX? Where does SpaceX launch from? What is the curriculum for Space Camp? What is the daily agenda?

But that’s not all.

More Distractions

Every publisher and author needs to market your book. That doesn’t mean selling, although that’s what you want to happen. Rather it means telling people who might like your book that your book exists and is worth reading and WHY it’s worth reading.

This is a very important thing to do. You, as an author or publisher should do it every week, if not every day. If people don’t know about your book, they can’t buy it. If people don’t know how much they will enjoy and laugh at my books, why should they buy them?

So I joined Story Origin this year to market my books. That’s absorbed my time, every week, as I promoted my newsletter, books, and other newsletters and books.

I also have maintained Amazon ads, although I’ve cut my expense from $300/month to $50. I found a better way to advertise: through Free Kindle and Discount Books.

The Bottom Line – What Should I Do?

Give me your best and worst suggestions. Everyone who does so will get a free ebook of mine to read and review. Reach out to me any time at my email: [email protected] Or subscribe to my newsletter for all my blog posts and news, as well as free books.

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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020

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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020 curated by me, Andy Zach, your favorite comic paranormal animal author. Let’s begin with a bang.

Jets armed with lasers? Sounds like SciFi to me.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 11, 2020

I use lasers as weapons in my novel, Paranormal Privateers.

SciFi Story Fuel - Paranormal Privateers
The cover of my third novel Paranormal Privateers. Click to get yours.

Let me know if you like jets with lasers. I’d love to hear from you.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 2

Maglev hyperloop test. I have this in my second novel, 'My Undead Mother-in-law'.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, November 12, 2020

You can read about a hyperloop and other cool technology in my second novel.

SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

Have you ever read My Undead Mother-in-law? If so, let me know what you think. Contact Us Here.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 3

This is important in the case of zombie squirrels. See the end of Zombie Turkeys.

Posted by Andy Zach on Saturday, November 7, 2020

“Now wait a second Andy. You don’t have a new science fiction book with squirrels in it, do you?”

“S’funny you should ask. I actually have two. I already mentioned My Undead Mother-in-law. They show up there. But they first show up here.”

SciFi Story Fuel
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

Did I mention? My squirrels are zombies. Here’s an excerpt:

“I wonder if the zombiism causes increased violence in people? It certainly does for turkeys and squirrels. Did you read the story about the zombie squirrel killing a hawk?”

“No! What happened?”

“The hawk nabbed the squirrel, as hawks normally do, but in midair, the squirrel revived, ripped open the hawk’s belly, bit off its leg, and fell a hundred feet to the ground, where it scampered away unharmed. It was captured on drone video.”

From My Undead Mother-in-law

Get Your Free Books Here!

Welcome to all who made it this far in this blog. And welcome to all who skimmed down looking for free stuff. I do that too. Just click here to subscribe to my newsletter and get free books.

“Exactly which books are free, Andy?”

I’m glad you asked! All my audiobooks are free to subscribers who ask for them. Check my list below.

  • Zombie Turkeys
  • My Undead Mother-in-law
  • Paranormal Privateers
  • Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse
latest science news
Oops! A collection of funny short stories for you.

Then in my Secret Supers series you can get these two:

  • Secret Supers
  • Villain’s Vacation
Interesting Links
Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.
Villain's Vacation cover
Villain’s Vacation – click to get yours.

Then, twice every month I give away two books in any format to two subscribers.

Finally, you can get a free ebook of Zombie Turkeys with each newsletter edition.