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Back to Normal(?) – Giving Away Books

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Back to Normal (?) – Giving Away Books

Giving Away Books
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

Giving Away Books is normal for me. But am I ever normal? Check my bio here or my free short story on how I got my pet phoenix if you have any thought I’m your average comic paranormal animal author.

So what’s the deal on free books?  I gave away three books to three people at Penned Con. I’ve given away forty books to eager fans since I first published Zombie Turkeys on October 31st, 2016.

What do you have to do? Just subscribe to my newsletter by clicking right here. Now. I’ll hold my monthly drawing for an ebook or paperback and an audiobook tomorrow, October 4th.

What Does Andy Do When He’s NOT Giving Away Books?

Write! I’m working on a novel about four disabled children who acquire super powers–but remain disabled. This should be fun. Look for Advanced Reader Copies from this site Real Soon Now!

Post! I put fun links on Facebook and Twitter every day.  Check these out.


Moving on from science fiction, this next one is pure fantasy.

Do you want more? Here’s one more:

Andy Zach Reviews Books Too

You can find my reviews on my Goodreads profile page.
Here’s one of my recent reviews:

The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists' Club (Mad Scientists' Club, #2)The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists’ Club by Bertrand R. Brinley
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

A wonderful example of historic young adult fiction set in the 50s of small-town US. Author Bertrand Brinley wrote these stories for Boys Life magazine and then compiled them in this book.

He depicts the adventures of a teen boy club, ‘The Mad Scientists Club’ and its rivalry with another group of boys as they engage in adventures, pranks, and exploration. One adventure involves bidding on and buying a scrap Japanese midget submarine and then rebuilding it.

A prank they pull is making a flying saucer-shaped airship, remotely controlled, which causes a townwide sensation.

The closing story involves battles with their rival club, as each seeks to outsmart the other.

I read the first volume as a Scholastic paperback in about fifth or sixth grade in the 60s. The second volume is more of the same. I wonder how much of today’s YA fiction will still be read in fifty years?

View all my reviews

Now let’s go from YA fiction to Space Opera

In Fire Forged (Worlds of Honor, #5)In Fire Forged by David Weber
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Generally, I don’t like shorter fiction (short stories, novellas) as much as longer, but this anthology may be the best I’ve read since ‘The Best of Science Fiction’ series in the 70s. The stories are longer than short stories, novellas or longer and of universally good quality.

All the stories are associated with the ‘Honorverse’, the story world created by David Weber for his beloved spaceship captain, Honor Harrington. The authors are Jane Lindskold, writing ‘Ruthless’; Timothy Zahn writing ‘An Act of War’, and David Weber writing ‘Let’s Dance’. Ms. Lindskold and Mr. Zahn have co-authored books with David Weber previously.

Finishing up the collection is an interesting and technical examination of military technology by Andy Presby.

Any fan of David Weber will enjoy reading all the stories in this book. They’re all very creative and add interesting wrinkles and details about events referred to in the Honorverse, but not explored in depth.

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That’s it for today! See you soon!

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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

This is one of those posts where you will laugh and get free stuff. How? Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–that’s how I find funny stuff.

But what about the free stuff? I’m in touch with a lot of authors and I find free stuff on the internet. Let’s start with the funny things.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Funny

How about Thor: Rangarok set to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’?

If this isn’t funny enough for you, post something funnier in this blog’s comments or send it to me. I’ll give a free ebook to the funniest link I get.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Freebie

How about a free newsletter from me? How about a free book? I’ve got these:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

I hold one drawing every month for my newsletter subscribers. Join now!

Your Next Funny

Did you like Thor: Rogarnok set to ABBA? How about Captain America Winter Soldier?

Your Next Freebie

Okay, maybe you don’t like books. How about audiobooks?

Listen to a free sample of Zombie Turkeys by clicking here:

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Or listen to My Undead Mother-in-law here:

 

Andy Zach Cruises

My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!

If the vocal actors Phil Blechman and Raven Perez portraying my wacky characters appeal to you, then get on the newsletter mailing list. I have a monthly drawing for a free audiobook, including the end of this month.

The Last Funny Bit

The Last Freebie

One of my author friends, Rik Ty is giving away free stories. Grab yours while you can!

Click here to get them!

And now, here’s some free nostalgia:

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I love Weird Al Yankovic! Who else can out bizarre Lady Gaga?

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Fan Comments and Free Books–Get Yours Now

Fan Comments

Fan Comments and Free Books

First Draft Complete
Chipmunks celebrating. They’re key characters in ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’. Click to learn more.

I want YOU to enjoy my Fan Comments.  Some are from email, some from Goodreads, some from Amazon. and some from Facebook.

You’ll enjoy the ones I picked out.

Are you jealous, that these fans are picked out for notoriety, and not you? Just contact me here and maybe next time I’ll post your comment.

Or just reply to this post below.

Fan Comments — Free Books Next

Everyone wants free books. Did you know I give away a free ebook or paperback EVERY month? I have a monthly drawing.

Did you know I give away a free AUDIOBOOK every month? I have a monthly drawing for that too.

How do you get in the drawings? Subscribe here, at my Mailchimp Landing page. But hurry! The next drawings are September 1st.

Speaking of landings, here’s a good near-landing. Best comment or caption gets an ebook!

Fan Comments
B-52 buzzing a carrier. Do you have a better caption?

 

 

 

 

 

 

First, the Best Email Fan Comments

In a recent newsletter, I encouraged fans to respond to this picture. Boy did they!

Fan Comments
Mysterious iceberg – From a recent newsletter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I asked my fans to explain how this photo was created. Here are the two best responses:

From “Spam Collector”:

Seriously, look at the lower part of the iceberg. Colors and shapes are too
perfect. Nothing in the background even though there is land or other bergs?

Photoshop.

Then, from Howard:

I assume it is a photo on top and an artist’s rendering below for several reasons.

1, the physics.  the ice would not be stable in that position.  it would turn on its side.  Just as a sheet of ice on a pond does not point up and down.

2. the optics.  there is not as much detail in the bottom as the top.

3. unless illuminated artificially, the bottom would be in darkness, and the top brighter. Water absorbs visible light. so there should be a gradient illumination.

4. Pictures I have seen of real icebergs tend to look more like somewhat smooshed Hershey’s kisses. Kind of pointier on the top and kind of a blob below.

I awarded Howard the free ebook.

Second, Best Goodreads Fan Comment Follows

Goodreads doesn’t get the traffic Amazon does, but there are great book fans there!

Fan comments
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

From author E.M. Swifthook:

This was a book I picked up with trepidation as it seemed all too possible it would be a ‘one trick pony’ stretching a single joke to beyond breaking point across the length of an entire novel. Wrong! It is like a bowl of potpourri on the sideboard of life – lots of subtle blending examples of humour – many of them very American so I suspect there were even more than I noticed, handicapped by my British perspective. This is a book that takes ironic comedy to a whole new level – maybe ‘steelic’ comedy…? Humour is a very personal thing, but this book hit me right on the funny bone.

Third, Best Amazon Fan Comment

I still like this next one, even a year later!

September 11, 2017

Format: Kindle EditionVerified Purchase

From Mike Gilliam

I think even I would like cats if they looked like this.

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