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On vacation, next book giveaway, next book by author Zach

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On vacation, next  book giveaway, next book

You don’t believe in my next book giveaway mention? It’s true. Check my previous blog post here.

You don’t believe I’m on vacation? Here’s the proof:

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Andy Zach’s picture of the Grand Canyon. Click for proof this is Andy

First, Andy, how do I get in on the next book giveaway ???

Nothing is easier!  Just click here, enter your email, and away you go!

The selection of the two book winners is completely impartial and random, based upon my pet phoenix Phoerensix picking your name out of a sorting hat.

You’ll also get a free short story about how I caught my first phoenix, ‘A Phoenix Tale’.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

Why Andy? Why waste time on a vacation?

Good question. You’d rather have me writing books like Zombie Turkeys,

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

My Undead Mother-in-law,

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Get your print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

or Paranormal Privateers.

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Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

But, here’s a fact: I needed a vacation. My work on my next book, tentatively names Secret Supers, has dragged on since March! I normally finish the first draft in two months. I outlined the book, and wrote the first seven chapters, but I seem to be writing in mud. Do you ever get that way? I recommend a vacation.

Reply with your comments on your favorite vacations and I’ll send you an ARC (advance readers copy) of the Secret Supers. The ARC will have most of the grammar and spelling mistakes out of it and it’ll be pretty good. You will find the obvious flaws. If you send me feedback, I’ll send you a free final copy!

Secret Supers answers the burning question you’ve always asked: What happens if disabled suddenly acquire superpowers? Do they still get to park in disabled parking spots? Will they still get physical therapy? Do they fight crime?  I will answer all these questions in my book, Secret Supers.

One final thing . . .

First, you can get an ARC copy by replying to this post or contacting me here.

Second, don’t forget to subscribe here if you want to get in on my late book drawing.

Finally, enjoy this bit of internet fun. This may be my next pet. I guess it’ll get along with my five phoenixes.

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Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Penned Con Report

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Here’s Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books. Enjoy! Ask questions! Get your books.

 

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!Penned Con Report

And other free books are on the linked page too.

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Day 1

Thursday, September 20, my assistant Tori Smith and I arrived at the Red Lion hotel in City Center block of St. Louis. The hotel is a repurposed block of downtown St. Louis, complete with three thirteen-story atriums. The Penned Con convention resided on the lucky thirteenth floor. Gander at these pictures from the outdoor lounge:

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

I’m posting Weekly World Internet News to give you laughs and fun. I get tired of posting serious stuff like my books, how to write, and serious news. Let’s start out with this, which I just saw TODAY:

Then there’s this:

which is certainly fun to share with your friends.

Also, there’s this new web comic from my illustrator Sean Flanagan:

 

That’s certainly fun! If your not familiar with Sean’s work, he did all my covers:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You may know these covers, but do you know the back covers? Sean did those too.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Paranormal Privateers back cover – Click to get your preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weekly World Internet News – Fun And Educational!

“How can that be, Andy?” you may ask me. Your answer follows in this video:

The next item is merely beautiful, awe-inspiring, and educational. Skip, if that’s not your cup of tea.

Now it’s time for a little fun. Who doesn’t like puns? Reply below, or send me a message.


Next, there is a funny news story you may not believe. See if you can tell if it is satire.

Then you have this fun technology to play with.  Would you like to buy and use it? Let me know!

I worked with computer technology for almost fifty years, so I follow the latest developments almost by habit. If you’re aware of a cool technology, email or comment with the link and I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Now, Your Free Giveaway

If you’re not already a subscriber to my newsletter, stop and subscribe right here.  This is my new Mail Chimp subscription page. Drop me a line in the comments and tell me if you love it, hate it, or are ‘meh’.

With your subscription, you’re entered into my two monthly book drawings: one for a free book of your choice, ebook or print, and one drawing for a free audiobook.

I also give you a secret link on my website for my short story, ‘A Phoenix Tale’. In it you’ll learn how I got my first pet phoenix.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll Say Goodbye With More Sean Flanagan art from my books

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Free Books Galore
Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

 

 

 

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My Undead Mother-in-law Chapter 1 Icon
Latest Zombie Humor
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Paranormal Privateers – click to buy now