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What’s It Like Going to a Book Convention as an Author?

Book Convention

What’s It Like Going to a Book Convention as an Author? I just went to the Book Rack in Peoria on April 24th and I’ll tell you all about it.

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My tie is a bit out of control, but that’s normal. I got it fixed before customers showed up. Now let me tell you about everything that happened before this picture.

Book Convention – Step 1 Make a List and Check It Twice

First, I make a check list. Here it is:

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  1. Books – All six that I’ve published: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Paranormal Privateers, Oops!, Secret Supers, and Villain’s Vacation. There are a total of 150 which I carry in a rolling suitcase.
  2. 8-foot table and a chair. Where else would I sit?
  3. Black table cloth.
  4. 6 book stands
  5. Turkey puppet and statues including one that holds candy.
  6. Electronics: laptop, two cell phones (one for wireless hotspot, one for Square reader), Square credit card reader.
  7. Newsletter signup list
  8. Business cards
  9. Bookmarks. I give one away with each book purchased
  10. Sales receipt book
  11. Daytimer for notes. I get a lot of ideas at every one of these conventions.
  12. Charging cords and power block, and extension cord. I always use all of them.
  13. Book banners/signs. I have five. I used four at this venue.
  14. Stickers which say ‘Signed by Author’. Surprisingly, people buy more books if I pre-sign them.
  15. Cash box to hold receipts and to make change.
  16. Duck tape – it’s always useful

Step Two – Pack Everything

This is where I load up my trusty van the night before. The books fill my rolling suitcase. I need another book box to hold the last twenty or so. I’m ever hopeful, so I pack them all!

I really couldn’t sleep if I didn’t pack everything in the car but my electronics and my cash box. I also take a packed lunch and the thermos of tea.

Stanley Thermos for Book Convention
Stanley Thermos

Book Convention – Arrive and Set Up

This usually takes half an hour. I needed an extra ten minutes because the zipper on my suitcase got stuck. I have an extra half hour for things to go bad, so I was ready at a quarter to ten. That’s when the picture got taken. Here are some more:

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Posted by Book Rack Used Books & Gifts on Saturday, April 24, 2021

At A Book Convention – Selling Books

My main method for selling books is reading the first page of Zombie Turkeys, if they’re interested in my comical zombie series. Here I am, five years ago doing that on Youtube

Andy Zach reading Zombie Turkeys

But before you can sell books, you have to talk to people. There were no people there; it was drizzling and about fifty degrees. (That’s about 12 degrees Centigrade).

Then people showed up in the rain. And they didn’t talk to me. They actively looked away from me. That’s a clue–“I don’t want to look at you so I don’t have to talk to you.”

That’s how my time passed, from ten to twelve o’clock. Then I talked to some people. I read Zombie Turkeys. No sales.

Then a lady came by with her eleven or twelve-year-old daughter. Ideal, for me! I pitched Secret Supers to them. “This series is about four 7th-graders in a disabled, special ed class who get superpowers, and then use them to fight crime. They use their disabilities to hide their secret identities.”

Success! They bought both Secret Supers and Villain’s Vacation. Then there was no action for half an hour.

Then the bookstore owner came by, “One of my friends wants to buy all your books. If I give you her phone number, can you handle the credit card purchase?”

Can I? In a heartbeat! I called her and sold all my books to her. I left her signed books at the bookstore. She’d seen the Book Rack posts on Instagram and called her friend to get them.

Next, the lady and her daughter came by again and bought Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law. I was up to ten books sold, and there were still four hours left!

I ended up selling fifteen books.

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Science Fiction, Fantasy, or Science? You Decide and Win

Best Science Stories or Science Fiction More Good Things Best Book Reviews

Science Fiction or Science? You Decide and Win – What do you win? Free books! Yes, author Andy Zach is giving free books for right answers.

Author Andy Zach? That’s me.

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Andy Zach in color.

So let’s start with a bang!

Now here is technology that is truly user-friendly!

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I know, you can’t believe there’s actual info tech that doesn’t require a password to access. You simply manipulate it physically and you can read all the information. Furthermore, it has no power or internet requirements!

Okay, tell me: science fiction, fantasy, or science?

Answering this one will get you this ebook:

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But wait! I’ve got more for you!

Science Fiction, Fantasy, or Science?

What’s coming up next for you? This cutting edge technology from the 1950s.

1950s cutting edge tech updated to 2020s leads to hypersonic transport?

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Will this get us hypersonic? Or is it more science fiction than science? You tell me and you’ll get a free ebook.

But that’s not all that’s coming your way this month. I’ve also got this for you:

Military scifi–now.

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This has GOT to be science fiction. Aren’t jetpacks a failed technology from the Jetsons? But is it?

Jet packs are natural for the Jetsons

But what do you think of this?

What is this? Science or Science fiction?

Here is something you truly don’t see every day. Tell me your thoughts and I’ll send you Zombie Turkeys.

What’s Next for You?

Punday!

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Okay, I can’t resist puns. But then, what the heck is this next sign?

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Just when you think you’ve got a bead on what I’m sending you, there’s this:

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The Final Item: Not Science Fiction

I must share one of my favorite fantasy books with you.

My review comes next

This was my second reading of ‘Song for the Basilisk’, the last one was over 20 years ago.

It’s even better the second time. I read it more slowly and understood the political machinations and the mysteries the author presented to the reader. Patricia McKillip definitely has the ‘mystery’ + ‘fantasy’ combination to herself.

The premise is simple. There are four factions contending for rulership of the kingdom. The Basilisk, a magical ruler, slaughters one that has ruled for hundreds of years. One child escapes to a school for the bards.

The bards are musicians, storytellers, and magicians. But they only come to power by going to the hinterlands, where the magic is.

Meanwhile, the Basilisk rules in peace for 37 years. He has several daughters, one of which grows up learning all his magic.

Ms. McKillip brings all the elements together in a dramatic and surprising novel. It’s one of her best and that says a lot.

Andy Zach’s Review

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Andy Zach Gets Interviewed and Reviewed – and vice versa

Review of Andy Zach's book Oops

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed–by whom? About what? Where? You’ll find your answers here.

Who Interviews Andy?

You may think you know me–but do you really? Dr. Wesley Britton gets to the bottom of my mysterious persona. This is the same guy I interviewed and who reviewed my book Oops!.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed
Dr. Wesley Britton reviews Oops! by Andy Zach

Where’s this interview of Andy?

Right here, right now! It was only published in Wes Britton’s newsletter. (Subscribe to Wes’s newsletter here) (Subscribe to mine here.) I got permission to post it on my blog. So you’re special!

ANDY ZACH GETS A GRILLING!


As I’ve read four of your books now, that means I’ve read your comic author autobiography multiple times. And of course, I know it’s completely fictitious.
 
1. So–tell us, Andy, what’s the real poop? Who are you when not presenting your humorous personae?
 I delegate all my legal and financial issues to the real person and my CFO, Jeff Smith. He’s got an MBA, so he likes all the financial stuff.  For some reason, suppliers don’t like pseudonyms and fictitious personae. Isn’t that a violation of my Constitutional rights?

Sadly, his real life isn’t as interesting as my fictitious one. He had a career as a programmer, systems analyst, project manager, and 6 Sigma Black Belt before he retired to be my CFO.

 And unlike me, he has three children, a wife, and a dog, instead of five phoenixes. But I like him anyway. Not everyone can be a comic paranormal animal author. Or a disabled superhero author.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 2

2. Your  “life After Life” series is extremely imaginative, to put it mildly.  Tell us something about your writing process, how do you start out with each concept, what sorts of goals do you have for your stories?

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Zombie Turkeys began with a fried turkey. “What if this turkey came back to life?” I asked as I set it on the table. “It’d be a zombie turkey!” someone said. “That’s the title of my new book, ‘Zombie Turkeys’!” I cried, eureka-ly. (neologism) From there, I worked out ‘Zombie Turkeys’ as a parody of the zombie genre, complete with a boring anti-hero, Sam Melvin.

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Naturally, I had to top that with my next book, so I introduced zombiism to people in ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’. Here I examined the social aspects of having zombie in-laws and what kind of civil rights zombies would have and how they’d be treated. I had to turn every zombie trope on its head, so I made the zombies the heroes of the book.

Long answer continues . . .

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Still trying to outdo myself, in ‘Paranormal Privateers’ I put my zombie family on a superyacht and gave them a letter of Marque from the President to fight all enemies, foreign and domestic. Then, when I was running out of adequate villains in the world, I added an alien invasion.

Finally, I decided to try my hand at short stories. Having only written one short story, I made a collection. I took all my left-over ideas (I record each one in my book notes), brainstormed more, and created about 24 story ideas.  Some seemed to write themselves. Others were more of a struggle. So I drafted Jeff Smith’s two daughters, Olivia and Tori, to contribute two of their short stories. With that, I had 14 stories, which sufficed. Since many of the stories were based upon accidents, I chose the title Oops! It’s set in my Zombie Turkey universe.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 3

3. Since you enjoy playing with comic approaches to your stories, who are your influences in humor? Favorite comics, movies, TV shows, books?
Let’s begin with Terry Prattchett of Disk World fame, may he rest in peace. I’ve read all his books and especially liked ‘Going Postal’ and ‘The Color of Magic’. 

 For my zombie influence, I read John Ringo’s Dark Tide Rising series. I also like Eric Flint’s 1632 series with the juxtaposition of technologies in history.

Science fiction influences were Heinlein, Asimov, and Silverman. Fantasy influences were Tolkein, CS Lewis, and Patricia McKillip.

Favorite comics were Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and The Flash in my childhood. I gave up on comics at 12 when I realized they violated laws of physics and the superhero’s powers were not internally consistent.

TV shows influencing me were Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Time Tunnel, Lost in Space, Star Trek. Movies were Forbidden Planet, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Star Trek and Star Wars movies.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 4


 4.  As a blind writer, I was especially interested to see your use of disabilities in your “Secret Supers” characters.   How did that come about?  What is your background with folks with physical disabilities?

My daughter Tori has had cerebral palsy since her premature birth, so I was familiar with that. In my church in Cleveland, I was friends with four different blind men. I roomed with two of them in hotels, so I got a feel for what that was like. 

Along the way, I’ve become friends with various wheelchair and walker bound people who were amputees and afflicted by spinal meningitis. Knowing the problems my daughter faced, I imagined what the others would face as kids in a special ed class.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 5

5. In your Oops short story collection,   you credit a batch of folks as co-authors. And you included “The Story of Sound” written by Olivia Smith even though it had nothing to do with “Life After Life” or “Secret Supers.” Why? What was all that about?
First, I really liked her story. It was light and humorous and unexpected. It seemed to be outside my universe, but who can say? Without any strain, I can imagine her fantasy universe as the precursor to our universe, accessible only by Tori Smith’s time-traveling wheelchair.

Then there’s the fact she’s my daughter. Tori is too. That’s in their favor.

Finally, I like surprising my readers. I don’t want them settled into knowing what to expect.

New Review of My 2nd Book in My 2nd Series

You do know I have a second books series about four disabled 7th-graders who get superpowers, right? Feast your eyes upon the latest review of my latest book.

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And the free book follows the review.

When you look at my rating for Andy Zach’s Secret Supers Two: Villain’s Vacation, please keep in mind I’m not twelve. The Secret Supers series is definitely for school-age children.

If I had to describe Mr. Zach’s book it would be Adam West’s Batman meets The P.J. Masks. There is nothing wrong with this mash-up. It is a fun and quick read for a grizzled old bookworm like myself. 

The hook that caught my attention was that these superheroes are disabled. The leader, Jeremy has cerebral palsy and is wheelchair-bound. Dan is blind, Kayla is mute because of her complications with meningitis, and Aubrey has two prosthetic legs. Each hero has a superpower to compliment the disability that allows them to have a sense of independence. 

Click here to read more of the review.

B.W. Harold

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