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Happy Thanksgiving to All and to All a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving to All and to All a Zombie Turkey!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the cover below.

Happy Thanksgiving
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping.

Happy Thanksgiving – the real reason I wrote this blog is next

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

Then you’ve got this video from TikTok:

More turkey sightings!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous picture of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Final Note About Thanksgiving

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020
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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020

What's Best

Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020 curated by me, Andy Zach, your favorite comic paranormal animal author. Let’s begin with a bang.

Jets armed with lasers? Sounds like SciFi to me.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 11, 2020

I use lasers as weapons in my novel, Paranormal Privateers.

SciFi Story Fuel - Paranormal Privateers
The cover of my third novel Paranormal Privateers. Click to get yours.

Let me know if you like jets with lasers. I’d love to hear from you.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 2

Maglev hyperloop test. I have this in my second novel, 'My Undead Mother-in-law'.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, November 12, 2020

You can read about a hyperloop and other cool technology in my second novel.

SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

Have you ever read My Undead Mother-in-law? If so, let me know what you think. Contact Us Here.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 3

This is important in the case of zombie squirrels. See the end of Zombie Turkeys.

Posted by Andy Zach on Saturday, November 7, 2020

“Now wait a second Andy. You don’t have a new science fiction book with squirrels in it, do you?”

“S’funny you should ask. I actually have two. I already mentioned My Undead Mother-in-law. They show up there. But they first show up here.”

SciFi Story Fuel
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

Did I mention? My squirrels are zombies. Here’s an excerpt:

“I wonder if the zombiism causes increased violence in people? It certainly does for turkeys and squirrels. Did you read the story about the zombie squirrel killing a hawk?”

“No! What happened?”

“The hawk nabbed the squirrel, as hawks normally do, but in midair, the squirrel revived, ripped open the hawk’s belly, bit off its leg, and fell a hundred feet to the ground, where it scampered away unharmed. It was captured on drone video.”

From My Undead Mother-in-law

Get Your Free Books Here!

Welcome to all who made it this far in this blog. And welcome to all who skimmed down looking for free stuff. I do that too. Just click here to subscribe to my newsletter and get free books.

“Exactly which books are free, Andy?”

I’m glad you asked! All my audiobooks are free to subscribers who ask for them. Check my list below.

  • Zombie Turkeys
  • My Undead Mother-in-law
  • Paranormal Privateers
  • Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse
latest science news
Oops! A collection of funny short stories for you.

Then in my Secret Supers series you can get these two:

  • Secret Supers
  • Villain’s Vacation
Interesting Links
Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.
Villain's Vacation cover
Villain’s Vacation – click to get yours.

Then, twice every month I give away two books in any format to two subscribers.

Finally, you can get a free ebook of Zombie Turkeys with each newsletter edition.

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What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon?

What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon? Perhaps you never wondered. I’ll tell you my experience with QuadCon in Peoria.

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Here’s the start of the ComicCon experience

It all begins when I hear about a ComicCon, especially in my area of central Illinois, Peoria.

I go to the QuadCon website and find out how to get a table, how much it costs, and what the schedule is.

After buying the table and putting it on my agenda. I advertise it to my fans–like you.

By the way, if you want me to come to your area, contact me with the opportunity.

If it works out and I can come, I’ll give you a pick of my books!

The Life After Life Chronicles

Or you can pick my newest book, Secret Supers.

Secret Supers cover

The Day Before the ComicCon

I pack my books to sell–all of them. That’s four different books, about a hundred and fifty copies. Normally I keep them in the Amazon boxes they come in, but I pack about a hundred in my rolling suitcase, until I can barely lift it.

I pack up my posters and most importantly, my zombie turkey puppet.

Andy Zach acting out

You see, I read the first page of Zombie Turkeys and act it out with my puppet.

What’s the first page like?

The First Page of Zombie Turkeys

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Chapter 1 icon

Chapter 1


Bartonville

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He bred with
female after female in his flock without tiring. He stayed
awake through the night. He feared no predator.

Then a turkey hunter shot him.

The setting sun overlooked a crisp, clear evening in early
November. South of Bartonville, Illinois, a farmer had leased
his wood lot to two turkey hunters. Big and burly in their
bulky camouflaged outfits, they had just bagged one.

“Good shot, Pete!”

“He’s a big ‘un!”

Pete and Bob walked up to the tom turkey, bleeding on
the cold ground. The rest of the flock had scattered into the
woods. He had exceptionally good plumage and weighed
perhaps twenty pounds. Pete reached down and picked him
up by the neck.

“He weighs at least twenty-five pounds!”

Then the turkey’s eyes opened—and gleamed red. He
kicked with his spurs and pecked savagely at Pete’s arms and
eyes. Dozens of his hens attacked the men from behind.

“Gobble! Gobble!”

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He had no
memory of being shot, but a certain turkey satisfaction at
killing his killers. He also enjoyed pecking at their dead meat.
He had always liked frogs, but this meat tasted better. He led
his flock down the road, in search of more predators to eat.

I’ll do this ten to twenty times in an eight hour day.

Andy Reading Page 1 – and more

Andy Zach reading page 1 – and more

Here’s our table at QuadCon:

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Andy Zach and Tori at QuadCon

Finally, the End of the ComicCon

The convention ran out of gas by 4 pm and we all closed down. I packed up my books, took down my posters and went home.

Let me know if you have any questions about conventions. I have a goal of going to one a month this year. I’ve done three so far.

ComicCon
First person to identify the character this cosplayer is portraying, gets a free ebook! Email me