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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020

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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020 curated by me, Andy Zach, your favorite comic paranormal animal author. Let’s begin with a bang.

Jets armed with lasers? Sounds like SciFi to me.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 11, 2020

I use lasers as weapons in my novel, Paranormal Privateers.

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The cover of my third novel Paranormal Privateers. Click to get yours.

Let me know if you like jets with lasers. I’d love to hear from you.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 2

Maglev hyperloop test. I have this in my second novel, 'My Undead Mother-in-law'.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, November 12, 2020

You can read about a hyperloop and other cool technology in my second novel.

SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

Have you ever read My Undead Mother-in-law? If so, let me know what you think. Contact Us Here.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 3

This is important in the case of zombie squirrels. See the end of Zombie Turkeys.

Posted by Andy Zach on Saturday, November 7, 2020

“Now wait a second Andy. You don’t have a new science fiction book with squirrels in it, do you?”

“S’funny you should ask. I actually have two. I already mentioned My Undead Mother-in-law. They show up there. But they first show up here.”

SciFi Story Fuel
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

Did I mention? My squirrels are zombies. Here’s an excerpt:

“I wonder if the zombiism causes increased violence in people? It certainly does for turkeys and squirrels. Did you read the story about the zombie squirrel killing a hawk?”

“No! What happened?”

“The hawk nabbed the squirrel, as hawks normally do, but in midair, the squirrel revived, ripped open the hawk’s belly, bit off its leg, and fell a hundred feet to the ground, where it scampered away unharmed. It was captured on drone video.”

From My Undead Mother-in-law

Get Your Free Books Here!

Welcome to all who made it this far in this blog. And welcome to all who skimmed down looking for free stuff. I do that too. Just click here to subscribe to my newsletter and get free books.

“Exactly which books are free, Andy?”

I’m glad you asked! All my audiobooks are free to subscribers who ask for them. Check my list below.

  • Zombie Turkeys
  • My Undead Mother-in-law
  • Paranormal Privateers
  • Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse
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Oops! A collection of funny short stories for you.

Then in my Secret Supers series you can get these two:

  • Secret Supers
  • Villain’s Vacation
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Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.
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Villain’s Vacation – click to get yours.

Then, twice every month I give away two books in any format to two subscribers.

Finally, you can get a free ebook of Zombie Turkeys with each newsletter edition.

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What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon?

What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon? Perhaps you never wondered. I’ll tell you my experience with QuadCon in Peoria.

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Here’s the start of the ComicCon experience

It all begins when I hear about a ComicCon, especially in my area of central Illinois, Peoria.

I go to the QuadCon website and find out how to get a table, how much it costs, and what the schedule is.

After buying the table and putting it on my agenda. I advertise it to my fans–like you.

By the way, if you want me to come to your area, contact me with the opportunity.

If it works out and I can come, I’ll give you a pick of my books!

The Life After Life Chronicles

Or you can pick my newest book, Secret Supers.

Secret Supers cover

The Day Before the ComicCon

I pack my books to sell–all of them. That’s four different books, about a hundred and fifty copies. Normally I keep them in the Amazon boxes they come in, but I pack about a hundred in my rolling suitcase, until I can barely lift it.

I pack up my posters and most importantly, my zombie turkey puppet.

Andy Zach acting out

You see, I read the first page of Zombie Turkeys and act it out with my puppet.

What’s the first page like?

The First Page of Zombie Turkeys

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Chapter 1 icon

Chapter 1


Bartonville

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He bred with
female after female in his flock without tiring. He stayed
awake through the night. He feared no predator.

Then a turkey hunter shot him.

The setting sun overlooked a crisp, clear evening in early
November. South of Bartonville, Illinois, a farmer had leased
his wood lot to two turkey hunters. Big and burly in their
bulky camouflaged outfits, they had just bagged one.

“Good shot, Pete!”

“He’s a big ‘un!”

Pete and Bob walked up to the tom turkey, bleeding on
the cold ground. The rest of the flock had scattered into the
woods. He had exceptionally good plumage and weighed
perhaps twenty pounds. Pete reached down and picked him
up by the neck.

“He weighs at least twenty-five pounds!”

Then the turkey’s eyes opened—and gleamed red. He
kicked with his spurs and pecked savagely at Pete’s arms and
eyes. Dozens of his hens attacked the men from behind.

“Gobble! Gobble!”

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He had no
memory of being shot, but a certain turkey satisfaction at
killing his killers. He also enjoyed pecking at their dead meat.
He had always liked frogs, but this meat tasted better. He led
his flock down the road, in search of more predators to eat.

I’ll do this ten to twenty times in an eight hour day.

Andy Reading Page 1 – and more

Andy Zach reading page 1 – and more

Here’s our table at QuadCon:

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Andy Zach and Tori at QuadCon

Finally, the End of the ComicCon

The convention ran out of gas by 4 pm and we all closed down. I packed up my books, took down my posters and went home.

Let me know if you have any questions about conventions. I have a goal of going to one a month this year. I’ve done three so far.

ComicCon
First person to identify the character this cosplayer is portraying, gets a free ebook! Email me
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4 Best Fun Links from February to Now

Get free books here!

4 Best Fun Links – that’s a high mark to meet. Let’s start off with a bang. Free books for everyone! That includes my own, Zombie Turkeys.

Now for just regular free books from me, you can get them here.

You don’t know what books I have? Check my books page.

4 Best Fun Links – Your Second

Andy Zach’s Cover Artist Ian Bristow at work

Ian Bristow and I are collaborating on my next novel, Secret SupersThe cover reveal is this Friday. Check my Facebook page for more details.

Next, something silly.

4 Best Fun Links – Your Third

It’s time for some amazement. Enjoy!

Next bit of wonder for you follows.

More wonder follows.

You don’t believe zombies’ eyes glow red? Check out this picture of a flock of zombie turkeys at Navy Pier in Chicago, from Zombie Turkeys back cover.

If you’re not impressed by a 110,000,000 million year old tapetum, how about the current photos from Pluto?

Have you heard about the teen who built a fusion reactor? That’s my next link.

Finally, I have an 80 megapixel picture of the moon for you.


4 Best Fun Links – Your Fourth

Then we have these next fun links:

I also like this one.

I mention Paranormal Privateers. Here’s a chapter icon:

Have some more fun with this following cartoon.

Continuing with the funny theme in links, we have this one.


4 Best Fun Links – Your Last

Yes, I know this doesn’t add up to four links. I didn’t think you’d mind some extra.

I belong to the Sci Fi Rountable group on Facebook and weekly they ask for writers to contribute their best 100 word samples around a theme. This theme was character description.

My contribution from Paranormal Privateers follows.

“We’re in trouble,” General Figeroa said to the assembled team—paranormal patriots, John Smith’s capuchin ambassador, and the alien AI, Wilhelmina “Minnie” Wallace. 

She’d whipped up a portable droid, a golden metallic humanoid, obviously female. She made her robot an exact copy of Marilyn Monroe. She slouched in a chair at the table in a white dress. Her glowing blue diamond eyes captured everything for three hundred and sixty degrees around her. Her third eye, located where the occipital bone was, peered through shiny blond hair.

“What now?” Diane asked.

“Are you referring to my computed .019 percent probability of victory against my former overlords?” Minnie asked.

from ‘Paranormal Privateers’.