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Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me. If you can find funnier stuff, let me know! Let’s start off with this video snippet.

This meme addresses the burning issue of paper media versus electronic media. This controversy has been debated all my life. Which do you prefer? Ebooks or paperback or audiobooks? I’ve got all three in my Life After Life Chronicles series.

Your Five Funniest Memes - Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronicles
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles

The Second of Your Five Funniest Memes

Are you a Star Trek fan? Then you’ll love this next one.

Do you like Star Trek gnomes? How about cute hamsters, like this one:

The hamster Dancer from Secret Supers. Click to get a free copy of my latest audiobook.

Your Third Funny Meme of April

This next one is so relevant for today!

Do you have any pets? I have a black lab named Trip. Here’s a picture:

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Andy Zach and Trip

Have you ever had to put the cone of shame around your dog or cat? We haven’t done so with Trip, but our previous lab, Diesel, needed on. He had an operation on a joint and had to be kept from picking out the stitches.

Your Fourth Funny Meme – a Video

How could a video about driving on other planets be funny? Watch it and find out.

What It’s Like to Drive on other Planets

You don’t think that’s funny? Try my next video.

Who Stole the Kiska?

You don’t think a polka is funny? This is part of my youth growing up in Cleveland with Earnie Anderson, a who had a late movie program and he played the character Ghoulardi. He would play this song DURING old horror movies at the most inappropriate times.

Ghoulardi and Who Stole the Kishka?

Still don’t think it’s funny? Here’s another Yankovitz who’s always funny.

Weird Al Plays ‘Polka Face’

If I haven’t lost you yet, my next meme must be a sure fire laugh. That assumes you haven’t closed this tab yet.

Your Fifth of Five Funniest Memes of April

If you’re still looking for laughs, remember I have a free audiobook for you:

Oops! I actuallly have three more free audiobooks here, with my newsletter.

Last, but not least, through the above link you can get fifty-four free ebooks.

Until next time, happy reading and listening to you!

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The Best Stuff on the Internet this week. Curated by Andy

“Best Stuff on the Internet this week? I don’t believe you, Andy.” So you say.

I can hardly wait to prove it to you. Let’s begin with this.

There are many famous doctors who aren’t on this chart: Doc EE Smith, of pulp science fiction fame, Dr. Crusher from Star Trek, and Dr. Smith from ‘Lost In Space’. Tell me more! Tell me where they should go on this chart. For each one you name, you get a free audiobook from me. My audiobooks are below:

Best Stuff
Andy Zach’s four audiobooks. More to come!

Next, you have this amazing technological breakthrough:

For a little context, I’ve been reading about fusion technology since my teens in the 70s. It’s always been 20 years away–even today. But this technology involves fusing boron hydride using laser beams. Once fusion starts, it’ll keep going. Will it work or will it be another dead end? You tell me.

On the wacky side of life imitating art, we have rocket propulsion by explosion. Let me know if you’ve read Jerry Pournelle’s book Lucifer’s Hammer and I’ll send you an audiobook of your choice.

Now I have two videos for you, both astonishing. First, check out this one:

What did you think? Would you like to fly a jet pack at 200 mph and 2000 feet high? I’d love to hear from you this week.

Next there’s this video.

Did you ever think you’d live to see a rickshaw pulled by a robotic dog? That sounds like a steampunk premise to me.

Best Stuff (Free) That I’ve Found

Let me give you some free stuff before I go, the best I’ve found. The next item is a free short fiction by fellow author Jane Jago. If you like ghost stories mixed with Urban Fantasy, you’ll love this.

I met Jane Jago on the SciFi Roundtable. Here you can get a sampling of the writers from that group for free:

More Stuff for Free

I won’t make you click through for the review. Read it here:

What happens when differently-abled people become super-abled? Andy Zach tells that story in this short (100 page) novel.

From the back of the book:

“Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.”

Secret Supers is perfect for kids, ages 8-12 who have special needs, siblings with special needs, or just live on planet earth. Along with diversity in race, income, and culture, we also work to introduce our kids to people who are different than them. This book tells the story of four amazing kids who gain superpowers and how they learn about themselves.

From Home Schooling Blogger, Little Earthling
Best Stuff
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Your Final Best Stuff

What can I close the best stuff with? Enjoy your own copy of Secret Supers audiobook by clicking here and asking for it.

Test out the audiobook by listening to a sample.

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Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.
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Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!

Zombie Turkeys Laughter 2021 Reviews

Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!

Paranormal Super Bowl? You mean like zombie versus zombie? Or actual zombies versus people, apocalyptic style? How can that be funny? Try Zombie Turkeys!

Here you get zombie turkeys against football players! That’s just what you need for the Super Bowl! Your team losing today? Root for the zombie turkeys to appear!

Here they are again!

Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!Paranormal Super Bowl

This is the book read by professional voice actors, Phil Blechman 

and Raven Perez.

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The real Raven Perez.

Don’t miss your free audio sample at the link!

Next comes the kickoff!

Continue reading Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!