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Your Seventeenth Literary Gift of 25 Gifts to Christmas. Today we’ll look at my second series, Secret Supers. My campaign to give you 25 literary gifts by Christmas continues. This blog will give you a short excerpt from my Secret Supers novel.

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When the Secret Supers met at Jeremy’s home after school the next Monday, Jeremy said, “I’ve found four or five card tricks that’ll be great for Dan to do.”

“I thought of something too,” said Aubrey.

What’s that? Kayla thoughtcast.

“Dan can do the floating woman trick with Kayla. Jeremy can make her float, and Dan can use my old hula hoop to prove she’s not held up by wires.”

Why don’t you do the trick?

“You’re a lot better looking than I am. Whoever heard of a big burly girl working with a magician?”

“You’re not bad looking, Aubrey,” Jeremy said.

“Thanks, Jeremy, but I prefer weight lifting to being on stage.”

“How about weight lifting on stage?” asked Dan.

“Sounds weird. How would we work that into a magic act?”

“After we do the levitation trick, we go outside and you can pick up a car, with Jeremy’s help.”

That would be pretty spectacular. People would think the levitation trick was the grand finale and then you’d top it with the car. Kayla thoughtcast.

“It’d have to be a pretty small car. I can only lift about a thousand pounds. I tried again today, and that seems to be my limit.”

“Yeah, but my telekinesis seems to be getting more powerful as I use it. I picked up one end of our family’s car the other day.”

“Wow, Jeremy! Let’s try to lift it together, right now.” Aubrey got up and marched up the stairs, followed by her friends. Jeremy floated behind them, excited to try it.

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Jeremy sat in his wheelchair in front of the elevator. He’d left it there when he floated downstairs.

“Mom’s making dinner, but I don’t want her suddenly seeing me floating around.”

“I’ll let you know if she comes looking for you,” Dan assured him.

“Thanks, Dan. Well, here goes.” The back end of the car came up about six inches.

“That’s great, Jeremy! Let’s see if I can hold up my end of the bargain.” Aubrey squatted by the front bumper, grabbed it firmly in her hands, and slowly straightened her legs.

“You did it,” shouted Jeremy.

“Yeah.” She gasped. “But only for a short time.” She put it back down. “Whew! That was my limit.”

“That’s good,” said Jeremy. “You want to give the impression of it being very difficult.”

Now, what we need is a script.

“What do you mean, Kayla?”

These magic shows are carefully planned for drama and anticipation. We’ve got to plan and practice every word.

“Who can write a script like that?” wondered Dan.

I can. It’s just like an English assignment: ‘Write your own magic show, like Penn and Teller.’ I’ve watched them on YouTube.

“Suppertime!” Jeremy’s Mom called from the door to the garage.

“Great! I’ve worked up an appetite,” said Aubrey.

“It’s chili and cornbread today,” said Dan. “My mouth is already watering.”

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The four friends worked on their script and show until Saturday came. Kayla’s mom made a black magician’s robe for Dan and sparkling tights for Kayla. Aubrey wore black tights trimmed with glitter. Jeremy would be the emcee and had a top hat and coat like a circus ringmaster.

People packed the City Hall meeting room. Right in front was Rich Vandemere with his dad and Betty Jones.

“Hi, Mrs. Jones, Rich. You must be Mr. Vandemere?” Jeremy greeted them from his wheelchair.

“Yeah, that’s me,” said the big man gruffly. “Call me Bob.”

“Thanks for coming out and supporting our fund-raiser.”

“It’s the least we could do,” said Mrs. Jones. “We don’t want to see you out of school any more than you do.”

“Uh, Mrs. Jones, are you friends with Rich and Mr.Vandemere?” asked Aubrey, who walked up next to Jeremy

She laughed. “We’re married. Rich is our son. I just kept my name from my first marriage. I was grief-stricken when my husband George died. Then I met Bob. I kept my first husband’s name in memorium.”

“O-o-o-h. I didn’t know,” said Aubrey, turning red.

“Have a good show!” she wished them.

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Seven o’clock came. Jeremy went behind the curtains they’d fixed at the back of the room. Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey were there.

“Ready?” he asked.

We’re all ready and excited!

“Break a leg!” said Aubrey. “That’s the traditional show business wish.”

“I can’t say that to you, Aubrey.” Jeremy looked at her artificial legs, covered by the black tights.

“I’m sure I could break them if I put my mind to it!”

“Get going already, Jeremy. I’m all antsy,” Dan said.

Jeremy cut the lights to the room. He’d rigged a remote lighting control next to his wheelchair joystick. He touched a button and one spotlight lit the stage and then turned on his lapel mike.

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Maryville Middle School charity magic show!” he announced, bowing from his wheelchair and doffing his top hat. “Prepare to be dazzled by displays of legerdemain never before seen or performed!

Behind the curtain, Aubrey whispered to Kayla, “What’s legerdemain?”

It’s just a fancy term for magic. Jeremy’s showing off.

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“From the depths of deepest, darkest Africa, I present to you, the soon-to-be world-famous magician, Daniel Elanga!”

With calm aplomb, Dan strode to the middle of the stage. “Greetings, friends! It’s traditional to begin a magic show with card tricks.” He produced a deck from his pocket, started to shuffle it, and fumbled it all over the floor. The audience broke into laughter.

“However, I am terrible with cards.” More laughter ensued. Dan tapped his dark glasses with his white cane. “Blind, you know. But I’m great at reading minds. Now, everyone knows how magicians do these mentalist tricks. They have plants in the audience and marked cards and substitute decks. So I’ll break all the rules. First, I’ll have my assistant, Kayla Verdera, present an unopened deck of cards.” Kayla walked out with her walker, flourishing a plastic sealed deck.

“Kayla, please give that deck to one of the audience members. I promise not to look.” The audience twittered with nervous laughter.

Jeremy assumed they weren’t used to blind people joking about their blindness.

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Kayla gave the deck to a startled Mrs. Jones. Jeremy wheeled up to her. “Thank you, ma’am. Would you give us your name?”

“Betty Jones.”

“Have you ever seen this deck before?”

“No, I haven’t”

“Please open the deck and fan out the cards.”

Betty did so and showed them to the audience.

“Do they look perfectly normal to you?”

“Sure.”

“Let me look. I’m more familiar with cards,” said Mr. Vandemere. He peered at them and felt them carefully. “They don’t seem to be marked. They’re just a new deck.”

“Now, Mrs. Jones, please pick a card and don’t show anyone.”

“I’ll pick one too,” said Mr.Vandemere. “You pick one too, Rich.”

That’s not how the script is supposed to go!

“Great idea,” said Dan. “I’ll tell you what each of you has.”

“This I gotta see,” said Mr.Vandemere. He switched cards with Rich, and then again with his wife.

Dan, they all switched cards!

“Now, I must open my inner eye to see.” Dan paused dramatically, his hands on his temples.

”I see the three cards. But they’ve been switched.” The audience gasped. “Very clever of you.”

“Rich Vandemere, please stand.”

He’s improvising!

“You have your Dad’s original card, right?”

“Right.”

“It’s the seven of spades, isn’t it?”

“I’ll be—”

“Please show the audience.”

Rich held up the card, the seven of spades. The audience applauded.

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“Bob Vandemere, please stand.”

He stood, looming taller than them all.

“You have your wife’s original card?”

“Yeah.”

“Isn’t it the jack of hearts?”

“I don’t believe it.” Mr.Vandemere held up the jack of hearts for the audience to see.

Louder applause filled the room.

“Finally, Mrs. Betty Jones, please stand up. You have your son’s card, I believe?”

“Yes.”

“Please confirm it’s the ten of clubs.” Betty gasped and held the ten of clubs aloft. The crowd cheered, giving Dan a standing ovation.

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Your Sixteenth Literary Gift of 25 Gifts to Christmas. My campaign to give you 25 literary gifts by Christmas continues. I’m Andy Zach, author of two scifi series. This blog will give you a short story from my collection, Oops! Stories from the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse.

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He was dead. At least, his business was. And without his business, his wife would leave him and take their new baby. Then he might as well be dead.

His dad had run the Elysium Fields Mortuary for thirty years and had made a killing at it. The first and only mortuary in their small town of Hillvale, everyone got buried there. He charged normal prices, he was friendly, and he helped their community. His dad said to him when he was a teen, “Irving, after you get your college degree, go to mortuary school, and when you come out, I’ll hire you and then turn the business over to you. You’ll be set for life.”

Irv had no other plans. He liked this cute blonde Shelley in high school, and she liked him. So he learned the business, got his degree in psychological counseling, and came back and married her. Just as he promised, his dad turned Elysium Fields over to him after a few years and retired to Florida with his mom.

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The first years had been great. People were dying to be his customers. He and Shelley remodeled his parents’ old house, went on vacations around the world, had his and her luxury cars. Shelley had their son, Nathan. Then the bottom dropped out of his business.

Rather than dying normally, people were taking zombie blood. Lung cancer? Gone. Heart disease? Cleared up. Severe accidents? Limbs grew back. Most people then took the vaccine to remove the zombie disease, because who wants to be a zombie with glowing red eyes? But they were still alive and healthy.

Irv researched the zombie disease during his many idle moments waiting for customers. No one knew how long people with zombiism lived. Zombie turkeys, squirrels, and corgis lived past their normal life span. Humans near death came back as zombies and started living like twenty-year-olds.

All that Irv had left was a trickle of people who died suddenly or who refused the zombie treatment. Irv rejoiced that the prejudice against zombies was so strong, or he’d be bankrupt.

To make matters worse, the zombies had organized themselves. Their leader, Diane Newby, also known as “the undead mother-in-law” started the Society Promoting Equality with Zombies, or SPEwZ. They fought for zombie rights and to make zombies normal and accepted. SPEwZ also collected zombie blood donations and repackaged it in one-dose injectors, Zom-B Pens. These they sold worldwide, making tons of money.

Irv seethed. He called the SPEwZ helpline to give them a piece of his mind, 1-800-ZOMBIES.

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“Hello, SPEwZ Inc. How can I help you?” said a pleasant-voiced woman.

“Let me talk to your boss,” Irv growled.

“One moment. I’ll transfer you to Diane Newby.”

Good. He would get right to the top.

“How may I help you, Mr.…” came a strong alto voice.

“Isling. Irving Isling. Mrs. Newby, let me give you—”

“Interesting initials,” Mrs. Newby interrupted. “Sorry. You were saying?”

“Mrs. Newby—”

“Call me Diane. There’s no need to be formal with me.”

“I’m the owner of Elysium Fields Mortuary, and your organization is killing me!”

“I’m sorry, but isn’t it better to have people alive than dead?”

“Not for me! My father built this business over thirty years ago, and it’s about ready to go under—all because of you zombies.”

“Hey, we didn’t ask to become zombies. We just want to be treated like any other American.”

“That’s fine, but don’t go around selling your zombie blood and keeping people alive unnaturally.”

“How bloodthirsty! If you were near death, wouldn’t you want a new lease on life?”

“Well, yeah. But still, you’re driving me out of business.”

“That’s the great American way. One business dies, and another rises to take its place. Adapt. Don’t be an old fuddy-duddy.”

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“Fuddy-duddy? I don’t even know what that means. I’m only twenty-six.”

“It means you’re a stick-in-the-mud. Inflexible. Stubborn. Now I’m forty-nine and leading the zombie “craze”…”

“I have been called stubborn. Mostly by my wife.”

“Hop on board the zombie train. We’re leaving the station. We can barely meet the demand for zombie blood. There are new zombie businesses popping up daily.”

“Like what?”

“Just today, here in SPEwZ headquarters in Gary, Indiana, we put out a job offer for a zombie counselor. People need time to adjust to the new zombie lifestyle and reassurance they’re as normal as anyone else.”

“Hmmph. How is anyone with glowing red eyes normal?”

“Eyes can always be covered with contact lenses.”

“I do have a degree in consoling. Do I just replace my mortuary with a consoling  business?”

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“Why not both? People will always need to be buried and deal with grief. Even zombies can die.”

“So I do have hope. Do I just add a zombie-consoling shingle to my mortuary?”

“Of course. I’ll even route zombies we know to you.”

“We’re pretty sparsely populated here in Hillvale. The town population is just five hundred.”

“Let me do a query on our zombie database. Okay, there are one hundred and seventy-five within a radius of twenty miles.”

“That’s way more than I thought!”

“I can’t send you their contact information without violating their privacy, but I can tell them about your consoling business. What will you call it?”

“Um, Elysium Fields Consoling?”

“Got it. I’ll send out the email today to everyone within a hundred miles. That’s over a thousand zombies.”

“Thanks, Diane. I called to read you the riot act, and you helped me.”

“That’s what we do here at SPEwZ: help zombies and help people who help zombies.”

Irv asked the town printer to make some Elysium Fields Consoling signs. He set up a small conference room in their mortuary as an office and mounted a sign on the door, under the foyer sign, and on the outside sign.

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The next day he had five emails asking for help adjusting to zombie life. He called each person and scheduled them to come in. One could come that afternoon, a Mrs. Persimmon.

A large luxury car pulled up into his otherwise empty parking lot. A wizened little old lady came out of the huge car, barely able to see over the open door. Then she flipped the door closed with a solid THUNK Irv could hear through the window of his air-conditioned office.

Holding her large black handbag in one hand, her eyes hidden behind huge dark glasses, she skipped—skipped—from her car to the front door of Elysium Fields.

Irv closed his mouth and hurried to greet her. The door flew open before he reached it.

“Mrs. Persimmon?”

“Right as rain, sonny.” She cackled, looking up at him with a wide grin.

“Pleased to meet you. I’m Irv Isling, director and counselor.”

“So you’re not a zombie? How will you be able to help me?” She took off her dark glasses and put them in her purse. Her red eyes glowed at Irv with skepticism.

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“Um, no, but I do have training in helping people adjust to trauma in their lives.”

“Well, being a zombie’s a picnic. It’s other people that give me grief.”

“Come into my office and we can talk about it.”

“I don’t know about that. Why should I pay you if you don’t know what I’m going through?”

“If I can’t help you, I’ll say so and there’ll be no charge.”

“Okay then. I can’t beat that.”

When they were seated, Irv said, “Tell me your story from the beginning. Take as long as you’d like.” This was an approach Irv took with grief counseling, getting people to talk about their loved ones.

“When I got my stroke, I couldn’t walk or take care of myself anymore. My kids wanted to put me in a nursing home. I thought I’d try this zombie blood thing instead. When my shot came in the mail, I got my home nursing assistant to give it to me. That was the start.”

“What happened after that?”

“I popped right out of bed and straightened up the house. With plenty of energy left, I mowed the lawn and finished up by playing hopscotch on my driveway. I haven’t done that for seventy-eight years. I felt like a young girl again. But that was the start of my problems.

“My neighbors called my kids, and they came over and fussed over me. I was glad they were concerned, and I thanked them. Then we had a fight. They still wanted me to go into a nursing home, and I refused. In fact, I revoked their power of attorney. That really ticked them off. My son tried to drag me off.” Mrs. Persimmon chuckled. “That didn’t turn out well for him.”

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“What do you mean?”

“I turned him over my knee and spanked him. I hadn’t done that for over sixty years. But now my kids aren’t talking to me, and they’re threatening legal action. Dumb kids. I’ve got way better lawyers than they do and more money.”

“What can I do for you?”

“I’d like to be reconciled to my kids, but they’re in a huff and not listening. I don’t think they like zombies either. They want me to take the vaccine. There’s no way that’ll happen. I like roller-skating around my neighborhood like I did as a girl. Did you know these new-fangled inline skates are lots better than the clip-ons I had as a kid?”

“No, I didn’t. Let me think a minute. You need to meet at a neutral place. Is there a nice restaurant where you can meet as a family and have a meal and discussion?”

“Yes. We can go to Pierre’s. We were just there celebrating their thirty-fifth wedding anniversary and my ninetieth birthday, before my stroke. Everyone loves it. I can get a private room again.”

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“Good. See if you can just tell them what you’ve told me. Tell them how much you love feeling like a young girl again. Tell them how much you love them and want to spend time with them, not in a nursing home. Don’t argue or yell or fight.”

“Sonny, you talk sense. I don’t know why I didn’t think of that. Probably because they stirred up my dander and I wasn’t thinking straight. I’ll do that. But I want you to come, in case a fight breaks out. Then you can mediate.”

“Uh, okay, if it fits my schedule.”

“Let’s see what we can work out,” Mrs. Persimmon reached into her purse and pulled out a golden tablet. She rapidly punched buttons, and then a face appeared.

“Hi Amanda, it’s your granny.”

“Hi, Grandma. You’re looking great!”

“Thanks, honey. Can you and Trevor make it to Pierre’s for supper this Friday? It’s my treat.”

“We’d love to!”

“Great. Now see if you can get your mom and dad to come too. I’d invite them, but they’re not talking to me. Tell them it’s my treat and there’ll be no fighting. I’ve even hired a counselor to reconcile us.”

“I’ll try, Grandma, but they’re pretty sore at you.”

“Tell them I’m dropping my legal action if they stop theirs.”

“I’ll do the best I can.”

“Don’t worry, honey. You’re the apple of your dad’s eye, and he’ll do whatever you want.”

“Don’t I wish!”

“Trust me on this. That’s why I called you.”

“I will, Grandma.”

“Thanks, honey. I’ve gotta go. Toodles!”

“Bye.”

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Turning to Irv, Mrs. Persimmon said, “Now I made it for Friday evening. Can you come?”

“Usually I spend Fridays with my wife and son eating out.”

“Great! Bring them along.”

“My son’s only a year and a half. He might be disruptive.”

“That’s a good disruption. My son William and his wife, Wendy, love kids. We’re all very experienced.”

“What about Pierre’s? I don’t know if a luxury restaurant is the right place for an eighteen-month-old baby.”

“No problem. We have a private room, and they’ll do whatever I say.”

“If you’re game, then I’m game.”

“Good. Now, how much do I owe you?”

“This first session was free, like I told you.”

“You’ve been a big help, and I want to pay you.”

“My normal rate is thirty-five dollars an hour, but you don’t have to pay, Mrs. Persimmon.”

“Nonsense. A man is worth his hire.” She told out a thick wallet from her purse and riffled through the bills. “Hmmm. Nothing smaller than a hundred.”

“I’ve got change.”

“Don’t bother. Keep the change.” She handed him a Franklin.

“I feel I ought to pay for my meal now at Pierre’s.”

“Nah. I eat there every week and get way better discounts than anyone else. It’s been nice talking with you, Irv.” She bounced up and vigorously shook his hand.

“See you Friday!” she called as she skipped out the door.

(Too long for this blog. The story continues here.)


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Your Fifteenth Literary Gift of 25 Gifts to Christmas. I’m your friendly humorous, SciFi author Andy Zach. This blog will give you–supporting characters.

They’re from the Paranormal Privateers, Lulu Guitierez and Sharon Windham are bodyguards for the Paranormal Privateers and Diane Newby in particular. Why? You’ll have to read My Undead Mother-in-law to find out. But they’re a coloreful pair. Your free excerpt is below.

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The reek of high explosive hung in the black cargo container as I awoke. My whole body ached like a two-a-day football practice followed by a sound beating. I knew that meant I was no longer a zombie.

My last memory was shielding the women with my body. Where were they? Where was Diane?

“Diane?” My voice came out as a croak.

Someone groaned in the dark. “Is that you, Diane?”

“No, it’s Lulu. Diane’s here. You awake, Diane?”

“Oooh,” Diane moaned.

I felt grit, dirt, fléchettes, and blood on the bottom of the container as I crawled to her voice.

“I’m here, honey.” I took her into my arms. She felt small—and bloody. “Are you OK?”

“I hurt all over. I haven’t felt this bad since we battled the zombie ninjas and I got impaled with the naginata.”

“They must have used fléchette rockets.”

“Yes, they shot you, and then they shot us. Lulu, Sharon, how are you doing?”

“I’ve been better,” Lulu said.

“This is what we signed up for when we became your bodyguards. We haven’t done too well so far,” Sharon said. She sounded…good.

“Sharon, are you still a zombie?” I asked.

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“No and yes. I lost my zombie infection and power—and then I reinfected myself with my zombie blood capsule as soon as I awoke a couple of minutes ago.”

“I forgot mine! It’s been so long since I was in battle. I left it in my room.”

“You can have mine, Diane,” I offered.

“No worries. Sharon and I both carry spares.”

We all injected the blood capsules. They looked like EpiPens, used to treat anaphylactic shock from allergic reactions to bee stings. Punching the capsule into one’s leg shot a milliliter of blood through a needle into your bloodstream.

The zombie bacteria doubled in quantity every twenty minutes. When it encountered damaged tissue, it replaced it by copying the DNA into itself. Over time, a zombie would become almost entirely this replicated tissue. The zombie tissue was twice as strong as normal tissue. The muscle fibers flexed twice as fast. Even one’s skin became as tough as nails.

That was how we survived the saltwater fléchettes. Although they killed the bacteria in the blood, it took a while to kill all the bacteria. The surviving bacteria patched us up enough to live—and then it died. Whoever planned our capture—probably Ogala—knew a lot about zombies.

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“I’m glad they didn’t think to search us for our capsules,” I commented.

“Perhaps they didn’t know about the technology?” Lulu speculated.

“They should!” Diane insisted. “I helped invent that with Maggie, my daughter-in-law, three years ago when we first began fighting for zombie rights!”

“But, dear,” I murmured, “Zombies are mostly confined to the US, where people have a right to be a zombie. The rest of the world, especially a backwater like Somalia, doesn’t know all the tech that goes with us. They fear zombies, like the old US, and don’t allow us to immigrate or any zombie blood to be transported.”

“Hah!” Diane snorted. “Do you know how many millions of dosages of blood we’ve shipped around the world in the past three years?”

“Yes, I know it’s used to treat disease worldwide, but people usually get—and governments require—the anti-zombie antibiotic afterward.”

“Dummies!”

I chuckled. Diane had no understanding of anyone who had the least fear of zombies.

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We sat quietly in the darkness for an hour, gaining strength and healing.

“I know they’re sending the zombie animals to attack, but I’d like to get out and greet them.” Diane cared for all the zombie corgis, bulls, and turkeys that we kept on board the ship.

“I’m feeling pretty good. Let’s see if I can make a dent in that door.” I went to the door and felt carefully around the edges. There were no gaps, but the door wriggled slightly against the steel rods holding it closed.

“Hmmm. I might as well attack the sides of the container as the door. I don’t want to bang against it, but that’s the only way to fatigue the metal and bust out of here. What’s to stop them from coming and firing another fléchette rocket or two?”

“How about if we get out with one big bang?” Sharon said.

“How do we do that?”

“I’ve got two shaped explosive charges right here.”

“And I’ve got two more,” Lulu added.

“How? How did you smuggle them in?”

“Let’s just say our figures had some additional padding,” Lulu said, smiling in the dark.

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“Oho! Your padded bras have C4 explosive!” Diane exclaimed. “I wish I had thought of that. I’ll do that from now on!”

“You got it in one,” Sharon admitted.

“You don’t need any more padding,” I said sotto voce.

Our bodyguards fixed the four shaped charges around the door, right behind the two steel rods holding the door closed. We retreated to the other end of the container and covered our ears as Lulu detonated them.

BANG! The pressure wave bounced off our end of the container and slammed into the back of the door, now containing four holes where the rods used to be. The door squealed on its hinges and opened.

“It worked!” Diane said.

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