The State of Illinois: Zombie Ready

Illinois ranks first in the loss of manufacturing jobs. Illinoisans are fleeing to other states, due to a negative tax and political environment. But, in case of zombie apocalypse “Illinois Zombie Ready” should be the state motto.

CNN has noted this:

And the prestigious Wall Street Journal agrees with CNN:

But Why Does Andy Zach Care?

You may know that I’m the author of the zombie apocalypse book, Zombie Turkeys:

But you might not know Zombie Turkeys is chock full of things to do to prepare for a zombie apocalypse and to use during a zombie apocalypse. Like, firearms:

And flamethrowers:

You can find these weapons, along with dozens of other methods and techniques of zombie fighting in my book Zombie Turkeys.

Why You Should Care Right Now

Let’s face it: no one, but the state of Illinois, prepares for a zombie apocalypse. But you can. How?

First, beg, borrow, or buy a copy of Zombie Turkeys. If you still have doubts, read an excerpt here. Or, for even more zombie preparation information, you can watch an excerpt on our You tube channel:

Secondly, if you decide to make to buy Zombie Turkeys, you can get a print copy for $12.95 here:

Or you can buy the ebook version for $2.99 here:

Or you can get a FREE COPY of Zombie Turkeys by clicking here and subscribing to the Zombie Turkeys newsletter. We have a monthly drawing to our subscribers for a FREE COPY of Zombie Turkeys.

Thirdly, you must read Zombie Turkeys to pick up all the zombie apocalypse preparation hints.

Finally, you need to implement at least some of the preparations. You never know when zombie turkeys will show up!

For examples of what to do:

1. First, build a bomb shelter, and stock it with food and weaponry.
2. Then practice shooting turkeys with your shotgun
3. Next, slaughter a few turkeys
4. Fourthly, buy a flamethrower and test it behind your barn.
5. And many, many more are found in Zombie Turkeys

Still Have Doubts? Check Out These Illinois Zombie Ready Links

Here you have all the Illinois zombie ready links.

You can read the official Illinois zombie proclamation here.

The Chicago Tribune reports on zombie preparations here.

And you’ll find many more at the first link.

So get going!  You don’t know how much time you have until the zombie apocalypse!