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3 Tax Tips For Authors Business Owners and Side Hustlers From Zombie Turkeys

Here’s a blog post I wrote for Michael Dinich’s blog, “3 Tax Tips For Authors, Business Owners And Side Hustlers From Zombie Turkeys”.

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3 Tax Tips from Zombie Turkeys For Authors Business Owners

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Zombie Lady Maximizing Tax Returns

More precisely, 3 Tax Tips from the author of Zombie Turkeys, the comic paranormal animal adventure. Turkeys, even zombie turkeys, are good at gobbling, not at taxes. So I, author Andy Zach, must step in for my paranormal animal friends.

I don’t know about you, but I start my taxes in December, finish in January, and file in February. Yes, I know that’s early, but since I usually plan to get a refund, I want to get my money as soon as possible. Since this is my third year as an author, but my fortieth year filing my own taxes (you do the math!) I thought I’d share what works for me as an author: 3 Tax Tips From Zombie Turkeys.

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Objections?

What??? You don’t care? You’re not an author? Well, do you pay taxes? If you do, you still might find this post useful. Otherwise, go read Zombie Turkeys!

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You wonder why you should listen to the foremost paranormal animal author of comic urban fantasy, instead of say, your tax advisor? Good question! If you have a tax advisor, great! Listen to him or her. But, if you’re running on a shoestring budget, like me, and you’re cheap, like me, and want to do it yourself, then read on! Or maybe you’re the artistic type and you hate taxes and numbers.

No worry! What I will cover doesn’t involve numbers at all! It’s just the best practices I have found over thirty years of tax filing, plus four years as a Management Science major, plus three years of training for my MBA. Finally, plus two years as a published author. Also, later on I give you a free spreadsheet to track your book numbers, the same one I use for Zombie Turkeys.

My Attitude Toward Taxes

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Authors Business Owners – Play the tax game and win $ – Monopoly public domain

 

Perhaps you view taxes and filing for taxes as slightly worse than death. Here’s a different approach: treat it as a game, like Monopoly! You go from step to step on your tax form, make sure you fulfill all the requirements, and try to keep as much of your money as possible. If you have money coming back at the end, you win!

Ass-umption

First of all, I’m assuming that you’re using IRS Form 1040 throughout, since you’re an author and you’re running a business. These steps also apply if you’re not an author or businessman. If you use the 1040 short form or the EZ form, the tips work, but you’ll need less of this information. Just follow the IRS instructions for these shorter, simpler forms then review the steps below and pick up what you need.

Authors Business Owners Tip 1: Get all your income documentation

This includes:

  1. All your W-2 forms. These forms document your income. Everyone you work for must give you one of these by January 31st of the following year.
  2. All your interest statements (IRS Form 1099-INT) from all the banks or credit unions where you had any money at any time during the year.
  3. All your business income receipts for the year. You’re an author. You’ve sold books. Track every sale, the price, and the discount off retail.
  4. All your dividend statements from all your stocks your received during the year. (IRS Form 1099-DIV) This may also include insurance companies and credit unions who sometimes give dividends to their depositors.
  5. Any retirement payments from your IRA. (IRS Form 1099G) Yep, they’re counted as income, unless you’ve already paid taxes on them (Roth IRA). Also include any Social Security income you receive. That may be taxable. If you don’t know for sure, talk to a tax advisor.
  6. Any unemployment payments you received during the year. This is illogical; why would one part of the government give you money and another take it away? But taxes have nothing to do with logic.
  7. Your state income tax refund from the previous year. I know this sucks. But the Federal government taxes the tax refund as income.

Authors Business Owners Tip 2: Get All Your Expenses and Gifts

This includes:

  1. All your charitable contributions:  cash, credit/debit card receipts
  2. Any physical gifts receipts
  3. Include all your business expenses. Get all your credit card statements, all your checking account withdrawals, all your Paypal statements. This is a good place to note that your business should have its own bank account, checking account, credit cards, and Paypal account. You might also want to go through your business emails looking for any reference to cash. Why devote so much effort? Every dollar of expense you find reduces your income and your taxes.
  4. Don’t forget all your tax receipts. This includes all state and local income taxes, all sales taxes or all property taxes. The Federal Government allow you to pick one or the other as a deduction. Pick the larger amount.
  5. Finally, collect all your medical expenses. If you’re a Corporation Sole, like I am, then your medical expenses count. Perhaps you’re an LLC or a corporation. In this case you should have recorded your business medical expenses. If this is confusing, skip it and talk to a tax advisor.

Authors Business Owners Tip 3: Get a Good Tax Program

Now that you have all your documentation, use an online tax program like Turbo Tax or TaxAct and follow their instructions step-by-step until the end. I’ve used both Turbo Tax and Tax Act, so I know they’re good. I’m sure there are other good tax programs online. Do a search and check recommendations.

I had you get all the documentation first, because you produce that all year. You need to start at the beginning of the year and collect it all year. We have a simple file folder called “2018 Taxes” and put in documentation all year. Do it.

For my author business, I have email folders for expenses and revenue. I also have paper folders for each. I record all my expenses and book revenues in my Excel spreadsheet. If you’d like a copy, send me a request. I’ll send you a copy free.

You’re All Done! Except for . . .

Double and triple checking your numbers. I ensure that I’ve captured every expense and every piece of income. If you miss an expense, your taxes go up. If you miss an item of income, you can go to prison or be penalized for your missing income taxes, plus ten percent.

I go through each paper receipt, income or expense, twice. The second time I ensure the number is correctly entered in the tax program and if it is, I check the paper.

Electronically, I go through my business income and expenses and ensure the net income or loss on my spreadsheet matches that of the tax program. If not, I review the income and expense entries until I find the error.

Finally, I also count all my book copies so that my physical inventory matches my reported inventory. If it doesn’t, I review my sales and purchases until I find my error.

I just did this for Zombie Turkeys and I was tickled when the income/loss and book totals matched.

That’s all for 3 Tax Tips from Zombie Turkeys! This is author Andy Zach, signing off.

Andy Zach, the foremost comic paranormal animal author in the comic urban fantasy genre.

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What could be more fun than the 3 Fun Links 3 Writing Tips you’ve already read?  How about an excerpt from Chapter 5 of Paranormal Privateers?

Here it comes!

Paranormal Privateers Chapter 5 – London

“What’s your situation, Lulu?” I asked.

“I’m using a cutting board as a shield. When the Taser hits it, I cut the wires with my katana.”

“Are they going to rush you? Where are you?”

“I don’t think so. One tried sneaking past me, and I bowled him down by throwing a mixer at him. I’m guarding the exit to the dinnerware room. They can’t leave past me, but I can’t advance. I can’t leave Sharon anyway. How long until you get here?”

“We’ll be there in a couple of minutes.”

“We’ll need about ten more minutes,” said General MacGregor, who was in charge of the backup forces.

“Good! Double backup! Lulu, hang on. We’re bringing in the heavies!” Diane said.

“What do you mean?” MacGregor asked.

“Let’s see if Tasers can stop zombie bulls!” Diane yelled.

“No! You can’t take bulls into Harrods!”

“You shouldn’t have Tasers or C-4 explosives in Crock-Pots in Harrods either!”

“It’s the appropriate response, General.” I tried to calm him.

“Like hell it is! You wait until our backup forces get there!” General MacGregor was losing it. I’d never heard him yell like that.

“There’s no way in hell I’ll leave my friends in danger, General!” Diane yelled back.

I’d never heard Diane swear like that.

“You hold off until we get there! That’s an order!”

Diane snatched off her headset as we pulled up to Harrods entrance on Basil Street. “Tell the general I lost my headset!” she shouted as she ran to open the lorry.

“Diane’s having a communicator problem right now,” I told the general.

“What kind of problem?” he barked.

“It seems to have fallen off her head.”

“Arrgh! Tell her I order her to not enter Harrods with her zombie bulls!”

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“Will do, sir,” I said, knowing the orders would not affect her.

Diane, already astride her bull, Whip, led three others on Kevlar reins. “Here’s your bull, Durham, George. I also have Lulu’s bull, Toro, and Sharon’s, Wallstreet.”

“Can’t have too many, I suppose. General MacGregor orders you to not enter Harrods with the bulls, by the way.”

“Bull! He’s got to work through my superior officer, General Figeroa! I know my chain of command!”

“Why don’t you tell him that?” I held out her headset to her.

“I’d better not. He might get him to issue the order! It’s better to get forgiveness than ask permission! Let’s go!”

On Durham, I followed her and the other bulls through the sliding electric doors of the Basil Street Entrance.

“Uh-oh.” Diane perched on her one-ton bull, looking at the narrow, winding stairway to the next floor. “We’d better take the escalator.”

The store had been evacuated by this time. Each bull followed Diane up the escalator, brushing the handholds on each side with their huge chests.

Up one floor, two, then three. The moving stairs didn’t faze the bulls, who negotiated them as nimbly as gymnasts.

We left the escalator on the third floor and raced through the luggage department. The bulls’ horns snagged fine luxury calfskin bags. Festooned by fashion, we raced down a broad hall across the store toward the housewares department. We thundered through the Halcyon Gallery, the exhibit hall where Harrods displayed artworks. Expensive paintings rattled on walls as we rumbled past them, the bulls’ rush randomly depositing expensive leather goods everywhere.

We saw Lulu and Sharon crouching outside a doorway labeled Entertaining at Home. Lightning bolts flashed through the archway.

Whoa! I thought. That was no Taser. That was artificial lightning! It was entertaining, I supposed.

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“I’ve brought your bulls! Jump on!” Diane yelled. She charged directly into the lightning.

Her sheer audacity saved her. The giant Taser’s first shot missed her, singeing the bull’s tail off. The pain drove the bull into an all-out sprint. The terrorists behind the Taser saw the two-thousand-pound bull ten feet from them and dove aside. The bull lowered his head and smashed the Taser with an explosion of sparks.

Diane put the bull into an emergency four-footed stop. He skidded, tearing up the carpeting with his hooves and knocking aside heavy, expensive Italian furniture, like Styrofoam blocks. Diane wrenched Whip’s head and body around to get back to the terrorists, but I picked up one by the nape of his neck and Lulu picked up the other.

“Where is your boss?” Diane asked.

He spoke something unintelligible in Arabic.

“That’s not really credible, that you worked as a clerk in Harrods and don’t speak English.” I shook him. I intended to shake until he changed to English.

Then Sharon said something in Arabic.

“I’ll talk! I’ll talk! Don’t turn me into a zombie!” he screamed, hanging from my hand.

“Our boss is defending his position in the Cook Shop, the next room over!” squealed the other one, held aloft by one of Lulu’s arms. Her other arm held her razor-sharp katana at his throat.

“We know where he is now. Follow me!” Diane reared her snorting bull and charged into the next room.

We followed while Lulu tied up the terrorists using zip ties.

Paranormal Privateers Chapter 5 – London – Part 4

The next room held beautiful displays of fine china in glass cases. There were also complete dining room settings of Wedgewood china and crystal. Unfortunately, the interior designers had not planned for four one-ton bulls charging through the store.

The bulls made the aisles of china accommodate their long horns by swinging their heads back and forth. The glass cases and their precious contents flew backward like KOed fighters. Glass and china alike dissolved into fragments, covering the floor in a random mosaic.

The heavy hardwood dining tables had no greater luck against the rampaging bulls’ torsos. Tables and chairs flipped over like cardboard. Oak and cherry splinters joined the glass puzzle pieces on the floor. Champagne flutes flew high into the air like little glass rockets. Sadly, they had no reentry vehicle. Vintage china plates soared like flying saucers and then landed and split into broken wedges like pie pieces.

People’s lives are more important than a few thousand dollars of dishes and furniture, I thought as Durham ran over the luxurious rubble.

Then a Crock-Pot zoomed at Diane and Whip from the far wall of the room. It exploded into fragments, shredding Diane and the bull. Covered in blood and stunned, Diane managed to shout at the assailant, “Now you’ve done it! Now, you’ve got me REALLY mad!”

Shaking their heads and spraying blood like two sprinklers, Diane and Whip charged down an aisle of Aga ovens toward their attacker. With a stupendous flash of light and heat, one of the large ovens exploded. The concussion knocked me off Durham, hurling us both back into the broken dining merchandise. I had a midair glimpse of seeing Sharon and Wallstreet flying through the air next to me in an oddly graceful ballet. Then everything went black.

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There are many variations on this theme, but if you think about it, every story has a beginning, middle, and end. Your story usually climaxes after the middle, or at the end of the second act of the play, and then the results of the action happen.

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