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Writer’s Block My Experience – This is why I don’t write more

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Writer’s Block My Experience: I’ve written eight books in seven years. It doesn’t sound like I have writer’s block–but I do.

I’ve been struggling to finish Secret Supers in Space for seven months. That’s the first draft—just 50,000 to 60,000 words. Usually, I get that much done in two to four months.

What’s my big problem?

Writer’s Block My Experience – What Is Writer’s Block?

It means you can’t or have difficulty writing. Duh!

A more official definition is:

Writer’s block—wanting to write and not writing—is a persistent problem that every writer (yes, every writer, even Stephen King) deals with, and one that has ended far too many writing careers.

The first thing I saw in my search

The last book I wrote in this series was Villain’s Vacation:

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Chapter icon from Villain’s Vacation

I got off to a flying start in November, writing for NaNoWriMo, the official National Novel Writing Month organization.

Here’s a chart of my monthly writing, so you can see what my writer’s block looks like:

MonthWords Written
November3,973
December0
January423
February0
March1517
April211
May (so far)0
Chart of my writing ‘progress’

Total? 6129 words in 42 hours of writing for 142 words per hour.

Pretty pathetic for a professional author, but I have an excuse: I was finishing two other books: 1) Zombie Detective audiobook (now published)

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Audiobook cover – click to listen.

and 2) my first non-fiction book, The Gospel Medley. Believe it or not, this is at least the 20th round of edits for this book, over the 35 years I’ve worked on it.

The Gospel Medley
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The Gospel Medley cover. Click to get

So that takes care of December through March. I can’t multi-task. What’s my problem in April and May?

Writer’s Block – the problem of self-publishing

I get easily distracted while writing. First of all, there is research. I’ll write and then need some fact, like “Where are there underground nuclear silos in Kansas?” This question arose for My Undead Mother-in-law.

The same thing happens for Secret Supers in Space. What does the ISS look like? What is the capacity of the Dragon capsule for SpaceX? Where does SpaceX launch from? What is the curriculum for Space Camp? What is the daily agenda?

But that’s not all.

More Distractions

Every publisher and author needs to market your book. That doesn’t mean selling, although that’s what you want to happen. Rather it means telling people who might like your book that your book exists and is worth reading and WHY it’s worth reading.

This is a very important thing to do. You, as an author or publisher should do it every week, if not every day. If people don’t know about your book, they can’t buy it. If people don’t know how much they will enjoy and laugh at my books, why should they buy them?

So I joined Story Origin this year to market my books. That’s absorbed my time, every week, as I promoted my newsletter, books, and other newsletters and books.

I also have maintained Amazon ads, although I’ve cut my expense from $300/month to $50. I found a better way to advertise: through Free Kindle and Discount Books.

The Bottom Line – What Should I Do?

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What Is Novel Writing Like? My Experience

What is novel Writing Like

What is Novel Writing Like? Since I’ve written seven of them and I’m busy writing an eighth, it’s high time for me to share my experience with you.

In case you’ve forgotten, here are four of my novels:

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But the one I’m working on is the third one in my disabled superhero series:

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Secret Supers cover. Click to get.
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Villain’s Vacation cover. Click to get.

Villain’s Vacation ended on July 4th at a coaster park. What could I possibly do for a third novel? Go to summer camp. But what would make it more interesting? Make it a space camp. The Space Camp.

You’ve never heard of Space Camp? Watch the video.

That’s my first step for any novel. Have a premise, a theme. Here are three examples:

Zombie turkeys: the book writes itself.

My Undead Mother-in-law: what’s it like to have zombies in your family.

Paranormal Privateers: Zombie pirates.

What Is Novel Writing Like? My next step to writing a novel.

My next step is from many years ago: high school English 101: write an outline.

Here’s my outline format. I do this in Excel.

Secret Supers in Space outline
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Secret Supers in Space outline

I plan out the whole novel, scene by scene. I’m pretty comfortable starting any book. I always introduce my characters. I don’t assume anyone knows anything. My goal is to make any novel readable without the previous novels.

Here’s the opening page:

“What are you doing, Jeremy?”

Startled, Jeremy looked up from his computer. His best friend, Dan Elanga, had slipped silently into their clubhouse, his laboratory, and office, in the basement of his home. His round, brown face smiled from behind him. Dan’s tall, wide frame formed a wall behind Jeremy’s chair. His dark glasses hid his blind eyes.

“I didn’t hear you come down the elevator.”

“I took the stairs. Your mom made cookies, so I came over. I could smell them from my house.”

“You mean, you could smell them from my mom’s thoughts?”

Secret Supers in Space, by Andy Zach

First Page Continued

“What are you doing, Jeremy?”

Startled, Jeremy looked up from his computer. His best friend, Dan Elanga, had slipped silently into their clubhouse, his laboratory, and office, in the basement of his home. His round, brown face smiled from behind him. Dan’s tall, wide frame formed a wall behind Jeremy’s chair. His dark glasses hid his blind eyes.

“I didn’t hear you come down the elevator.”

“I took the stairs. Your mom made cookies, so I came over. I could smell them from my house.”

“You mean, you could smell them from my mom’s thoughts?”

And your’s and your dad’s. You were all excited, so I couldn’t help myself from taking a sniff from your mom’s nose. I didn’t snoop any farther than that.”

“I know you respect everyone’s privacy with your mindreading power.”

“Except maybe yours. You did give me permission to read you anytime. But I haven’t read your mind about what you’re concentrating on. C’mon, tell your old friend Dan.”

“Don’t tell anyone. This is a secret. I want to surprise the Secret Supers.”

“Of course not. Now I’m dying to know!”

“I’m applying to Space Camp.”

“What’s Space Camp? I can hear the capital letters in your voice.”

“What’s Space Camp? It’s the greatest camp there is! We’re all bored out of our minds this August and we want to do something. Space Camp teaches you all about our space program. You learn about astronauts and rockets. You go on a centrifuge, and experience zero-G and moon gravity.

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“I’ve got an outline; now what’s next?”

Jeremy Gentle
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Jeremy, seventh-grade superhero

The first scene, the first page is most important. You must capture the reader’s interest or go home. I assumed most people didn’t know about space camp, so they’d be curious about it.

I also revealed the Secret Supers’ powers in the first chapter. That’s always fun. In case you don’t know:

  • Jeremy Erickson – Telekenesis
  • Dan Elanga – Mind reading
  • Kayla Verdera – Thought and sensory projection into other minds
  • Aubrey Wilcosky – Super Strength

What do I do next?

Write each scene. I try to get as clear of a picture of it as possible. That includes:

  • Location
  • Characters
  • Point of view character
  • Desired effect upon reader

The last is most important. You need a reason for the scene and something you’re going to accomplish. Try to always reveal more about the characters and more about the plot and the conflict. Increase tension and excitement.

You need this clarity so you can concentrate on the important features of the scene.

But there’s more.

What Is Novel Writing Like? What My Biggest Distraction?

First, try to guess. Let me know your guess and win a free ebook from me. Click here to give feedback.

My biggest distraction is also an essential part of the process.

It’s research. I don’t know everything I need to know. I knew very little about space camp. Before I could write, I had to learn a lot. I know more now. And as you learn, you must research more.

I learned about SpaceX, NASA, Cape Canaveral, and details about the ISS, the International Space Station.

Part of my research

We’re Not Done! Look out, Villains Ahead!

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Jeremy is captured by a robot in Villain’s Vacation

I had so much fun creating and writing about my villains in Villain’s Vacation, I decided to use them again in Secret Supers in Space. They’re up to no good and they’re worse than ever.

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Taking Inventory of Books – Indie Author Version

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Taking Inventory of books – what does that have to do with being an indie author?

If you’re indie, that means you’re self-publishing. That means you print your own books. That means at the end of the year you have to file taxes–and tell the IRS about your inventory.

Who cares? You do, if you’re an author. And you do, if you’re a reader, because ultimately you pay for all the author’s inventory.

In this blog post, I provide you a spreadsheet template you can use to inventory your products, books or anything else.

Taking Inventory – the interesting part

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Taking Inventory
Zombie Lady saving money with inventory

The interesting part is that you can save money if you’re an author. And you can pass those savings on to your readers in the form of cheaper books, or better promotions.

And of course, this applies to non-authors too–anyone who sells stuff has to track their inventory.

Another good feature is you’ll have accurate information to give to the taxman. I assume you want to avoid penalties for errors.

For more interest, check out my latest review:

The Dark Forest

The Dark Forest
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by Liu Cixin (Goodreads Author),

Feb 22, 2022  · it was amazing

bookshelves: dystopianscience-fiction

Author Liu Cixin follows up his first novel, ‘The Three Body Problem’ with another, just as good. Most of the characters from the first novel are dead, except the rude policeman Da Shi. The novel covers two hundred years after the announcement of the coming alien invasion from Proxima Centauri star system.

The novel begins with the four Wallfacers, people chosen to fight the aliens and who are given dictatorial power and resources. The aliens monitor all earth communication and technology development and thwart any progress in physics through directly affecting particle accelerator output. The Wallfacers, keeping their thoughts and plans to themselves, can surprise the aliens.

But that’s just the beginning. Multiple characters leap forward in time through hibernation to two hundred years later. The Wallfacers emerge with no fame or power. Their whole effort has been superseded with spectacular technical advancements. The Earth has built a fleet of two thousand ships, all faster than the invaders’ ships and armed with gamma ray lasers and fusion bombs.

But everything is not as it seems. The fleet advances to intercept an alien probe sent on ahead.

That’s when the action really begins.

You must read this book. It has more twists than the first one.

Andy Zach‘s review

Taking Inventory – the Template

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Inventory spreadsheet

Here are the fields I have and how I use them:

  • Date – When the transaction takes place. What transactions? Buying, selling, giving away, returning books, and putting them on consignment at stores.
  • Quantity – How many books are involved?
  • Cost per book – When you divide the quantity of books by the purchase price.
  • Shipping cost – The total shipping cost for the order.
  • Sales tax – the total sales tax for the order.
  • The total cost of the order – everything above summed together.
  • Description of the book order, sale, gift, return, or consignment inventory.
  • Discount – any discount you received from the book printer.
  • Cost per book – the total cost divided by the number of books.
  • Print books sold – total quantity sold for that day.
  • Books given – total books given for that day.
  • Consignment inventory – books put on consignment at a store for that day.
  • On hand, ending inventory – the number of books on hand at the end of that day.
  • Ending inventory value – the total value of the remaining books
  • Onhand inventory value change – the change in value from the previous day to this one.

Got questions so far? Then ask me here! Or you can email me at andyzach@admin.

Finally, you can download my spreadsheet right here.

Some Inventory ‘Gotchas’

What can go wrong?

  1. You can lose track/not record your sales.
  2. Or, you can lose track/not record your gifted books.
  3. You can lose track of your consignment inventory
  4. When you reorder books, the prices can and do change. If you don’t reflect that in your spreadsheet, your dollars spent won’t match what you’ve sold and given away.

These are all mistakes I’ve made.

Ya Got Trouble

The solution is to record your sales and gifts immediately and multiple times. When I sell a book, I make a slash in my notebook under “ZT ZD MUM PP Oops SS or VV”, like this:

  • ZT lll
  • ZD ll
  • MUM l
  • PP l
  • Oops ll
  • SS llll
  • VV llll

At the same time, I’ll fill out a receipt for the customer. At the same time, I’ll update my sales spreadsheet when I get a chance. So I have 3 records to cross check myself.

This covers cash sales. For credit card, I use Square which gives another check on my sales.

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