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New Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Starts Today!

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Details on the Zombie Turkeys Newsletter

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Where else can you find out about Zombie Turkeys? Where else have you heard of Zombie Turkeys? Only through the original, authentic, Andy Zach written Zombie Turkeys Newsletter!

Here’s what you’ll get with the Zombie Turkey Newsletter:

  • Links to the BEST blog posts of the past week
  • Previously unpublished excerpts of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, all from Andy Zach’s epochal “Life After Life Chronicles”.
  • Special, unique offers to my newsletter subscribers, like author appearances in your town, online Skype interviews, and secrets to unlock more features on the Zombie Turkeys Website

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My Undead MotherInLaw Progress Update December 5, 2016

Belated Book Status Update – My Undead MotherInLaw

Firstly, I just made progress on My Undead MotherInLaw! So far I’m 75% complete on the Week 4 phase. 5 Days remain until the deadline. Oh–the deadline, November 30th has passed. So I’m late.  But I’m still plugging!dsc_6975bl

Here’s a synopsis of My Undead Mother-in-law:

Synopsis

Let me tell what what my undead mother-in-law is like: she likes to bake cookies and apple pie. Oh, and she terrorizes her zombie son and daughter-in-law to be for not being married.

Me, I married her daughter Diane before she became a zombie.  That was a big change in our relationship. Most of the time, she’s just like a normal person, with bright red, glowing eyes. But when she loses her temper–look out!

I’m just an internet marketing rep and part time blogger. Ron Yardly. But I’ll tell you the tale of my zombie mother-in-law. Don’t flinch.

Helpful Link to Andy Zach’s New Book, “My Undead MotherInLaw”

You can check out my page on NaNoMo website here:Andy Zach NaNoMo Page.

Watch this space: Once my first draft is done, I’ll share an excerpt.

Official Excuse List

Andy Zach, author of My Undead MotherInLaw
Andy Zach, author of My Undead MotherInLaw

Feel free to borrow!

  • Traveled to Cleveland to get my real mother-in-law – lost three days.
  • I celebrated Thanksgiving – lost three days.

    The First Zombie Turkey
    The First Zombie Turkey
  • Chambanacon happened and I attended – I lost three days. But I sold some books!
    Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon
    Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon

    So, bottom line, is, I still have nine days to go! Watch this space on December 9th!

Finally, just for comparison, I was also late last year writing Zombie Turkeys. But look how well that turned out!

“All’s well that ends well” — William Shakespeare As You Like It

P.S. If you want an Advance Reader’s Copy of My Undead Mother-in-law, just reply here.  I’ll post it later.  Watch this space.