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Another Villain Excerpt from My Undead Mother-in-law
Another Villain Excerpt from My Undead Mother-in-law – “Why?”, you ask. Because this is my favorite villain from my favorite book I’ve written. Also, this book is ON SALE NOW FOR .99!
What’s My Undead Mother-in-law about? Remember my first book was Zombie Turkeys. How could I top that?
Move the zombie disease to humans. Then I made them the heroes of the book.
But wait–I had to have a villain who was MORE dangerous than they were. How could I do that?
You’ll learn in the excerpt below.
Another Villain Excerpt from My Undead Mother-in-law – But First, My Heroine
But maybe you want to read it yourself. No problem! I’ve got a free excerpt of chapter 1 right here for my faithful blog readers. Just drop me a note and I’ll send it to you.
Another Villain Excerpt from My Undead Mother-in-law – This is It!
He jumped into his hyperloop. It led to a bathroom.
“C’mon, boys,” he said to his chipmunks.
Splattity splat-splat!. Frigging zombie turkeys!
No problem. Holding his chipmunks, he pulled the eject lever.
Whoosh! A mile up, inflatable wings and tail whooshed from the seat. An electric propeller. spun
Vik steered his ultralight aircraft toward his destination.
Humvees sped toward him. Time for his backup plan.
Securing his chipmunks, he opened the armrest, strapped on a controller, and squeezed the trigger.
The ultralight plane disintegrated.
Falling thousands of feet, he triggered the jetpack. His descent stopped. He skimmed above the fields.
It’s best to be unpredictable.
You can get your copy for $13.95 for the print version, or $.99 for the ebook version. (February 2nd to 9th 2025) Or you can get the autographed copy from me for $13.
You can also read the book for free on Kindle or Audible.
Finally, if you’re desperate, you can always do what I do when I want to read a book and not pay for it. Go to Amazon and click on the ‘Look Inside’ button and read random sections until you’ve read it all.
One more thing: here’s a My Undead Mother-in-law Review
Why is this my favorite review? It’s from a professional author who doesn’t like zombie books, yet loved My Undead
Not your standard zombie tale
December 28, 2018
I’m glad my prejudice didn’t keep me from enjoying this out-of-the-common-way story.
Another Villain Excerpt from My Undead Mother-in-law – Now What’s Next?
In March, I’ll have my cover reveal for my next novel, Sorcerer’s Apprentice World. Watch this blog or my Facebook
Once it’s all together, I assemble it and schedule my publication and launch dates.
Here’s a cover tease. This is my concept photo.
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Zombie Detective Book on Sale – Plus Excerpt!
Zombie Detective Book on Sale – Plus Excerpt! I picked out this excerpt of my book Zombie Detective with you, my readers. Enjoy! Then grab the whole book for .99 by clicking here.
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Chapter 12 – Criminal
Sam walked into the office in Chicago Police Headquarters. “Superintendent Howell?”
“Yes. Please call me Gary, Sam.” A big smile creased his brown face below his glasses and bald head.
“Sure, Gary.”
“I’ve prepared a briefing for you. Here are the videos in time order.” Superintendent Howell pushed a button on his computer, and a wall-sized screen lit up, playing a black-and-white security video. A man wearing a ski mask punched a car window, opened the door, and took out a computer bag and a cell phone.
“That was the first crime. Here’s the next.” The same man knocked out a store’s plate-glass window and grabbed a television.
Zombie Detective, by Andy Zach
Zombie Detective Book on Sale Excerpt 3 – Part 2
Sam watched all twelve videos with Gary Howell. They all happened late at night, all the break-ins done by the man’s fist. In the last video, taken from a policeman’s body camera, the man was shot, and he stumbled but kept running and vaulted over a six-foot barbed-wire fence, clearing it with a foot to spare.
“Whoa! I can see why zombiism is suspect number one.”
“Yes. We never found the bullets that were shot, and our video analysis show the man was hit in the leg and the back.”
“And then did the Olympic high-jump stunt.”
“Yes. We also analyzed his speed before the jump. Thirty miles per hour.”
“So an Olympic sprinter as well as a jumper. Have you interviewed any decathletes in Chicago?”
From Zombie Detective, by Andy Zach
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