I thought I’d review 2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law. I know, everyone else does this at the end of 2017. Don’t expect normal behavior from a comic paranormal animal author!
(Hint to impatient people: the good stuff is at the end!)
Fortunately for you, I’ve run across great advice on surviving a zombie apocalypse, in one easy-to-understand infographic:
Yes, as I say in this post, these techniques work on ordinary zombies, but zombie turkeys are a different critter altogether. Grinding them to sausage works well, but most people don’t carry around a sausage grinder or woodchipper. What’s a zombie survivalist to do?
Here’s Your Zombie Apocalypse Bonus!
Don’t you worry about being beset by zombie turkeys! I know just what to do!
