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Get Your Free Video Book Excerpt! Advent 17

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Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Get Your Free Video Book Excerpt! Advent 17 Did you know I made a series of videos reading book excerpts? It started with this interview by the small town paper The Midley Beacon.

This is all part of my 25 days of Advent gift giving to you until Christmas.

Sit back, pour a glass of egg nogg, and watch the video excerpt below.

Check out my past Advent gifts listed below

  1. Advent Day 1 – Get Your Free Copy of Secret Supers on Advent Day 1

2. Advent Day 2 – Grab Villain’s Vacation for 67% Off, For Advent Day 2

4. Advent Day 4 –Three Free Excerpts from Three Secret Supers Books – Advent 4

5. Advent Day 5 – Get Your Free Copy of My Most Popular Book–Advent Day 5

6. Advent Day 6 – Three Free Zombie Detective Excerpts – Advent 6

7. Advent Day 7 –Meet My Undead Mother-in-law My Gift for Advent 7

8. Advent Day 8 – Paranormal Privateers Is Your Wildest Ride — Get Your Excerpt

9. Advent Day 9 – Oops! You Get Double Gifts for Advent Days 9 and 10 – My Mistake

10. Advent Day 10 – Double Posts Double Your Gifts – Advent 10

11. Advent Day 11 – Laugh At Four Free Audiobook Excerpts – Advent 11

12. Advent Day 12 – Four More Free Audiobook Excerpts for Advent 12

13. Advent Day 13 – Your Thirteenth Gift of 25 Gifts – For Advent Day 13

14. Advent Day 14 – Get Your Glimpse of the Future – Advent 14

15. Advent Day 15 – Get Your Fifteenth Gift of 25 Gifts – For Advent Day 15

16. Advent Day 16 – Two Free Books Last Day’s Today – Advent 16

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Get Your Free Video Book Excerpt! The Introduction

You can get Zombie Turkeys print book here. Click to download.

Grab an ebook here.

And get an audiobook here.

The first introductory video last week is here:

(Click here to see it). The next video is in this post. With no further ado, here’s the new video! 

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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey on me!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the caption below. I’m selling it for .99.

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping. Or you can subscribe to my newsletter and get a free copy!

Happy Thanksgiving! Have A Zombie Turkey – Or Secret Supers

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

Secret Supers audiobook cover
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Secret Supers audiobook

I also have my Secret Supers book for free–until November 19. So grab your now by clicking here!

Here’s what it’s about:

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous video of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

What’s Worse than a Zombie Turkey for Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey. I hope you don’t have this problem:

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020
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Best September 2022 to December 2022 Content

Produce Your Audiobook Secret Supers in Space

Best September 2022 to December 2022. Hoo boy is this one packed! And it’s all good.

My opinions, of course.

Best September 2022

Lets start with a creepy, real-life picture:

Don’t want creepy science? How about recent astronomy from the James Webb Telescope?

How about a flying bike?

Let’s finish September with some geoscience:

For more, click here: Best of September’s Internet for You

Best September 2022 to October – Now for a classic Dystopia

Classic Book Reviews
Review of 1984

I couldn’t find my review of 1984, but I found a review I agree with.

I read Nineteen Eighty-Four when I was eleven years old. School had just let out for the summer, and my family spent that first Saturday down on Lake Moovalya on the Colorado River. It was my first time out in the sun, and I seriously overdid it, spending all day in the river and getting severely sunburned. The next day I could barely move. My mom told me I was “sun poisoned.” The weather turned ugly, too–we were hit with a howling dust storm, so strong and thick I couldn’t see across the street. I wasn’t going anywhere, so I looked for something to read. Our next-door neighbors’ son had gone off to college and his parents, knowing I was a bookworm, gave me a box of paperbacks, mostly science fiction. And in that collection was a copy of Nineteen Eighty-Four. I don’t know why I picked that particular volume–I could have selected Isaac Asimov’s I, Robot or Andre Norton’s The Sioux Spaceman–but Orwell was what I went with.

Wow. When I finished the book a few hours later, I had never been so bummed in my life. I think maybe being so sick and miserable must have had something to do with it, but the experience of reading about Winston Smith’s futile, hopeless fight against Big Brother was so overwhelming, for years afterwards–until I read Robert Cormier’s I Am the CheeseNineteen Eighty-Four was my nominee for most depressing book ever written.

But even though I was thoroughly depressed after reading Nineteen Eighty-Four, I still rate it five stars. The total despair the book engendered in me is a testament to Orwell’s skill as a writer. As with all of Orwell’s work, fiction and non-fiction alike, Nineteen Eighty-Four is well-written–Orwell certainly knew his craft. It also captures perfectly life in the Stalinist Soviet Union. The utter bleakness of life, the omnipotent repression by the government, the controlling of the very language to restrict the ability of the populace to think, and the futility of rebellion, all were features of life in the USSR, and all are portrayed truly and vividly in Nineteen Eighty-Four.Hank Hoeft

Now here are my comments.

Think of them as my review, if you want my perspective.


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Andy Zach

3 years ago

It’s so depressing (I read it at about 17) that I rate it 2 stars, despite being still read seventy years after it was published. Normally I would give it 5 stars for that feat.

Andy Zach

3 years ago

The real horror of the book is that Orwell was describing conditions in Soviet Russia at the time and that nothing has changed in human behavior since then. The same conditions exist in North Korea.

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Hank Hoeft

3 years ago

I understand where you’re coming from. And in reading your comment, I realize I need to amend, or add to, my review–I should have included why I rated it five stars.

Andy Zach

3 years ago

Hank, I can make a strong argument to rate it five stars. 1) It’s a historically accurate portrayal of Soviet Russia and current North Korea and Cuba; 2) It provides an ominous warning against socialism and communism; 3) It’s still relevant 70 years after it was published; 4) It is extremely well written with gripping characters.

But ultimately my rating is subjective. I read it twice and hated both experiences.

October 2022 – After My First Book, I Got Exponential Growth – How?

I celebrated my sixth year as a published author in October and looked closely at my experience. Huh. I’ve had exponential growth. So why do I ever complain?

Best September 2022

So, why were my sales growing? I thought of these reasons:

  1. The more books I write, the more books I sell. Seems obvious, right? But now I saw how books would sell each other.
  2. The more formats I have, the more I sell. I publish each book in print, ebook, and audiobook. The audiobook promotions with Audible allowed me to give away free books and get paid for them.
  3. The more events I attended, the more I sold. Again, it’s obvious.

From these conclusions, I decided to promote my audiobooks even more, attend even more events, and write even faster.

What happened next? Sorry to spoil the surprise, but 2020 turned out to be even better. I’ll put that in my next blog post. Get all my posts through my newsletter. Click here.

Best of November to December 2022

Cover Reveal for My New Book! The second book I wrote and published in a year! This one also made a trilogy of my Secret Supers series:

Best September 2022
Interesting Links
Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.
Best September 2022
Villain's Vacation cover What is it like?
Villain’s Vacation click to get yours

First, disabled seventh graders get superpowers.

Then they fight crime. Then go on vacation to a coaster park–where their worst enemy awaits, seeking revenge.

What happens next?

Best September 2022
Secret Supers in Space

The Secret Supers are bored out of their minds during summer vacation-until they go to Space Camp. They learn all about the space program, try out moon gravity and zero-g simulations, and practice docking with the International Space Station.

But that’s the easy part. The villains they defeated in the past are back with a diabolical plot that renders the middle schoolers’ superpowers ineffective. Jeremy, Aubrey, Dan, and Kayla face the biggest challenge of their lives. Even if they escape the villains’ clutches, will they survive?

Find out in Secret Supers in Space! Click to get your copy!

Best of September 2022 to December – What Can Top Two New Books?

Free gifts! I gave away twenty-five free literary gifts from December 1 to December 25! Enjoy them below. Don’t forget to get more free stuff from me by clicking here.