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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

I’m posting Weekly World Internet News to give you laughs and fun. I get tired of posting serious stuff like my books, how to write, and serious news. Let’s start out with this, which I just saw TODAY:

Then there’s this:

which is certainly fun to share with your friends.

Also, there’s this new web comic from my illustrator Sean Flanagan:

 

That’s certainly fun! If your not familiar with Sean’s work, he did all my covers:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You may know these covers, but do you know the back covers? Sean did those too.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Paranormal Privateers back cover – Click to get your preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weekly World Internet News – Fun And Educational!

“How can that be, Andy?” you may ask me. Your answer follows in this video:

The next item is merely beautiful, awe-inspiring, and educational. Skip, if that’s not your cup of tea.

Now it’s time for a little fun. Who doesn’t like puns? Reply below, or send me a message.


Next, there is a funny news story you may not believe. See if you can tell if it is satire.

Then you have this fun technology to play with.  Would you like to buy and use it? Let me know!

I worked with computer technology for almost fifty years, so I follow the latest developments almost by habit. If you’re aware of a cool technology, email or comment with the link and I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Now, Your Free Giveaway

If you’re not already a subscriber to my newsletter, stop and subscribe right here.  This is my new Mail Chimp subscription page. Drop me a line in the comments and tell me if you love it, hate it, or are ‘meh’.

With your subscription, you’re entered into my two monthly book drawings: one for a free book of your choice, ebook or print, and one drawing for a free audiobook.

I also give you a secret link on my website for my short story, ‘A Phoenix Tale’. In it you’ll learn how I got my first pet phoenix.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll Say Goodbye With More Sean Flanagan art from my books

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Zombie Turkeys Chapter 1 Icon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

 

 

 

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Latest Zombie Humor
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Paranormal Privateers – click to buy now
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2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law by Andy Zach

2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law

I thought I’d review 2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law. I know, everyone else does this at the end of 2017. Don’t expect normal behavior from a comic paranormal animal author!

(Hint to impatient people: the good stuff is at the end!)

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Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

January 2017: First Author Appearance and . . .

I was on my last chapter of my first draft of My Undead Mother-in-law and I appeared at the bookstore I Know You Like A Book.

Read all about it here.

Up next is . . .

February 2017: Filing Author Taxes plus My Undead Mother-in-law Closing

Continue reading 2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law by Andy Zach

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3 Steps to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse – and a Bonus

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo

3 Steps to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse – and a Bonus

A Zombie Apocalypse – don’t you hate when that happens? I sure do and I documented on I survived:

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Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Fortunately for you, I’ve run across great advice on surviving a zombie apocalypse, in one easy-to-understand infographic:

Yes, as I say in this post, these techniques work on ordinary zombies, but zombie turkeys are a different critter altogether. Grinding them to sausage works well, but most people don’t carry around a sausage grinder or woodchipper.  What’s a zombie survivalist to do?

Here’s Your Zombie Apocalypse Bonus!

Don’t you worry about being beset by zombie turkeys! I know just what to do!

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A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving at midnight!

Check out this next video! It shows you exactly how to treat any zombie turkeys you find!

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You may not have seen this poster given to me by my friend Jackie Gillam-Fairchild of the award-winning Her Majesty’s Tearoom in Dunlap, Illinois.

She gave this to me when I had an author signing there.

Then there’s this long-omitted video that must accompany my Zombie Turkeys web page:

Why don’t you comment to this post about when you first saw this video? Or, simply contact me!

You Will Get Your Free Gift Here!

No post would be complete without something free given away! I recently set up a free excerpt of Zombie Turkeys on CreateSpace. Check it out!

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Zombie Turkeys Novel Cover. Click to get your free preview!

But wait! There’s more!

If you continue reading this blog post you will get yet another free book preview.

In fact, you don’t have to read anymore. Here it is!

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As always, I Andy Zach stand behind every word I write!

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Andy Zach, standing behind his 3 Zombie Survival Tips