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Where in the World are Andy Zach Fans?

Andy Zach Fans
Earthrise on the moon

Andy Zach Fans? Where are you? Like the ancient 1960s sitcom Car 54 it’s a question I asked of my newsletter subscribers. (Join here!)

Car 54 Where Are You? Intro

Next you’ll see the initial results of where my newsletter subscribers live.

Andy Zach Fans
The first 100 results of my survey

Why only the first one hundred survey responses? That’s all I get for free from Survey Monkey. But 150 people responded. I’m smarter than Survey Monkey! I got another source of information: from my newsletter supplier Mail Chimp. (What is it with simian themed programs?)

Andy Zach Fans
Silverback gorilla and blonde from Paaranormal Privateers

What does my newsletter show for click stats?

  1. North America 113
  2. South America 3
  3. Europe and UK 15
  4. Middle East and Africa 2
  5. Central Asia
  6. Southern Asia
  7. Eastern Asia
  8. Australia and Micronesia 11
  9. Somewhere else! Fill in below
    1. Zed-Zed-9-Triple-Zed-Alpha, of course.
    2.     Aotearoa

Cranking up my Excel spreadsheet and projecting over my whole newsletter list, the data looks like the following:

Free Stuff for Andy Zach Fans

Let’s begin with 94 free books. Click below.

Going Viral
54 free speculative fiction books. Click to claim one or all!

Maybe you want a free book from me? Try my first book, the comic zombie parody, Zombie Turkeys. Click the next image.

Zombie Turkeys covers
Front and back covers of Zombie Turkeys. Click to get your free copy.

Or, you can delight in the following video of Andy Zach reading from Zombie Turkeys.

Andy Zach reading Zombie Turkeys

Be sure to send me your comments!

Maybe you want a free audiobook? Here you go, complete with a free sample.

Best Stuff
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers and get a free copy.

You can also hear free samples of my other audiobooks:

Quizzes, Questions
Try out Zombie Turkeys audiobook
Listen to a sample of My Undead Mother-in-law
Taste the amazing Paranormal Privateers

Are you itching to get some audio laughs from me? You can buy them, or get them free from me by subscribing to my newsletter. Click here.

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Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me. If you can find funnier stuff, let me know! Let’s start off with this video snippet.

This meme addresses the burning issue of paper media versus electronic media. This controversy has been debated all my life. Which do you prefer? Ebooks or paperback or audiobooks? I’ve got all three in my Life After Life Chronicles series.

Your Five Funniest Memes - Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronicles
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles

The Second of Your Five Funniest Memes

Are you a Star Trek fan? Then you’ll love this next one.

Do you like Star Trek gnomes? How about cute hamsters, like this one:

The hamster Dancer from Secret Supers. Click to get a free copy of my latest audiobook.

Your Third Funny Meme of April

This next one is so relevant for today!

Do you have any pets? I have a black lab named Trip. Here’s a picture:

Five Funniest Memes
Andy Zach and Trip

Have you ever had to put the cone of shame around your dog or cat? We haven’t done so with Trip, but our previous lab, Diesel, needed on. He had an operation on a joint and had to be kept from picking out the stitches.

Your Fourth Funny Meme – a Video

How could a video about driving on other planets be funny? Watch it and find out.

What It’s Like to Drive on other Planets

You don’t think that’s funny? Try my next video.

Who Stole the Kiska?

You don’t think a polka is funny? This is part of my youth growing up in Cleveland with Earnie Anderson, a who had a late movie program and he played the character Ghoulardi. He would play this song DURING old horror movies at the most inappropriate times.

Ghoulardi and Who Stole the Kishka?

Still don’t think it’s funny? Here’s another Yankovitz who’s always funny.

Weird Al Plays ‘Polka Face’

If I haven’t lost you yet, my next meme must be a sure fire laugh. That assumes you haven’t closed this tab yet.

Your Fifth of Five Funniest Memes of April

If you’re still looking for laughs, remember I have a free audiobook for you:

Oops! I actuallly have three more free audiobooks here, with my newsletter.

Last, but not least, through the above link you can get fifty-four free ebooks.

Until next time, happy reading and listening to you!

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Quizzes, Questions, Quantum Mechanics

Your Best Books

Quizzes, Questions, Quantuum Mechanics that’s what this blog is about. Can you get this question right? If you do, I’ll give you a free book, ebook or audiobook. Tell me the right answer here.

I’ll ask a bunch of questions in this blog. Anyone answer by email or comment will be able to choose a book of mine for free. You can also email me directly at [email protected]

My newest book is here:

Quizzes, Questions
Oops! cover. Click to get your signed copy
Quizzes, Questions
Andy Zach’s four audiobooks. Click here to get them free!

Then these this science fiction-like video:

Apollo 13’s view of the moon

Did you watch the original Apollo 13? I did.

Quizzes, Questions, Quantum Mechanics – A Question

Did you ever imagine a planet with iron rain? Let me know, and claim your audiobook. Or is this your first iron-rain planet?

Now You Get Something Different

Here are your questions:

  1. What’s your favorite poster?
  2. Which poster turns you off?
  3. Did you laugh?

You may ask me: where’s my quantum mechanics? Try the next article.

Light-matter entanglement! Have we fallen down the rabbit hole? Honestly, I took one class on quantum mechanics as in my freshman chemistry class in college. We touched on it also in my physics class. Did you get any training in that area of physics? If you did, I’ll send you a book of your choice.

More Questions, More Free Books

First, the questions:

Next, you get more free books. 36 of them, to be precise!

Quizzes, Questions
36 free books, including Zombie Turkeys

Enjoy another science fiction video for you from real life:

Your next question is: would you vacation on Mars?

Quizzes, Questions – Did You Know Newsletter Subscribers Get All My Audiobooks?

Quizzes, Questions
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.

Anyone can join my newsletter here. You can sample my Secret Supers audiobook by clicking above. And I can get the free audiobook codes for you from Amazon’s US and UK sites. I can supply codes for other sites upon request.

Last of all, check out my other audiobook samples:

Quizzes, Questions
Check out Zombie Turkeys audiobook here.
MUM audiobook
My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!
audiobook cover of Paranormal Privateers
Try out my audiobook.