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3 Days Only I have Zombie Turkeys book for free.  Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

Try a free sample of Zombie Turkeys read by me, Andy Zach.

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Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book (3 Days Only) Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News (NOT 3 Days Only)

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Or you can just go to Amazon and get it for $2.99. Click here.

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Got Any More Books?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Privateers. 

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

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What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email to [email protected].

Or, simply click here to reach me.

Signing off,

Andy

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Four Crazy Book Ideas by Author Andy Zach

Four Crazy Book Ideas by Author Andy Zach are revealed right here, in this blog post.

Four Crazy Book Ideas – The First

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Four Crazy Book Ideas
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If you want a taste of my writing, click below for a free short story that’s in my science fiction short story anthology. Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse.

Grab an autographed copy of Oops here!

So what does this book have to do with my first of four crazy book ideas?

My first idea is to make a new book of short stories. I’ll write them about my favorite characters.

If you like that idea, join my newsletter and respond to the poll:

Join my newsletter and get free audiobooks by clicking here.

Four Crazy Book Ideas – The Second

Possible cover idea for Sorcerers Appentice World
Four Crazy Book Ideas

I’m 34,000 words into my first fantasy book, Sorcerer’s Apprentice World.

Note that even that title is a draft. It may change.

Possible cover idea for Sorcerers Apprentice World

Here’s my draft of a book blurb:

Welcome to the new Earth: eight billion sorcerer’s apprentices. Everyone is magical. Everyone gets their wishes granted.

Does that sound frightening? It’s worse. No one knows how the magic works.

Nuclear scientist Katie Garcia is doing her best to figure it out, using all the resources of Oakridge National Labs. Will she learn the rules of magic before humanity destroys itself—or her?

Find out inside Sorcerer’s Apprentist World

From the first draft of Sorcerer’s Apprentice World

Four Crazy Book Ideas – The Third

The Secret Supers Series
Four Crazy Book Ideas
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I’ve got this superhero series that I love, the Secret Supers. I’m due to write another book.

I want to write an adventure about them building and living in a tree house. How does that sound? Let me know here or in a comment below.

The Last Book Idea – Now It’s Personal

Now It’s Personal

Now it’s personal. I want to write a memoir. But not about my personal life–rather about the life of my birth family.

You see, I was adopted in 1956, 5 months after I was born. Ohio hid the birth parents of adopted children. Then in the 90s, they changed the law to allow adopted children to find their birth parents.

I just looked up my original birth certificate. My birth mother was Roberta Fouts. My adoptive mother was still alive and I knew she wouldn’t want me to seek my birth mother, so I didn’t. I did look her up on the internet, where I found she had died in 1997 in California.

My adoptive mother died in 2012 and on Christmas of 2018 my wife gave me an Ancestry.com DNA testing kit. I used it and put out the word for my relatives.

They found me and we had a reunion in 2019. I’ll tell the whole story in this memoir.

Closing Shot

And now, for something completely different:

A Wallace and Grommit and Star Wars mashup!

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The sunset line on the Earth from the ISS.

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Hurry! You only have 5 days to get your Free Zombie Turkeys Book!

You only have 5 days to get your Free Zombie Turkeys Book! Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

Take it from the Steve Miller band: Time is slipping into the future!

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You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book (You only have 5 days) Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. None of my books are the same. You’ll have to judge if they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News (NOT 5 Days Only)

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Or you can just go to Amazon and get it for $2.99. NOT “You only have 5 days” but all the time. Click here.

Get your M.U.M! Click here!
3 days only
Get your M.U.M! Click here!

Got Any More Books?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society is Paranormal Privateers. 

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

Free Zombie Turkeys book
3 Days Only
You only have 5 days
Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

Free Zombie Turkeys Book
3 Days Only
You only have 5 days
Andy’s autographed picture

What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email to [email protected].

Or, simply click here to reach me.

Signing off,

Andy