Let’s kick off the latest zombie humor post with an invasion from alien chickens! The zombie connection is that my third zombie humor novel Paranormal Privateers has flying saucers in it.
Then we’ll follow up with these predictions of 1960 – from 1900.
“Don’t ridicle me!” That was one of the cute sayings my mother-in-law taught our children. She said that when she grew up in the 30s. (Note: she is NOT My Undead Mother-in-law. In the spirit of Wikipedia, this is called disambiguation) Naturally, I would later grow up to be a comic zombie author who’d write posts like “Get Your Ridiculous On with comic Zombie Turkeys”.
Where shall we begin? First, with a picture of my kids, from twenty-one years ago:
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