Posted on September 11, 2018 by admin

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

This is one of those posts where you will laugh and get free stuff. How? Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–that’s how I find funny stuff.

But what about the free stuff? I’m in touch with a lot of authors and I find free stuff on the internet. Let’s start with the funny things.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Funny

How about Thor: Rangarok set to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’?

Thor: Rangarok but instead of Immigrant Song it’s Dancing Queen by Abba pic.twitter.com/VB69PNl2il

— jazmin 🌨 (@thorsbanners) August 8, 2018

If this isn’t funny enough for you, post something funnier in this blog’s comments or send it to me. I’ll give a free ebook to the funniest link I get.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Freebie

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Your Next Funny

Did you like Thor: Rogarnok set to ABBA? How about Captain America Winter Soldier?

a tumblr user set the fight scene in winter soldier to abba and there is truly no dignified way to tell you all i almost wet my pants laughing https://t.co/vC8QVO3Pl7

— emma lord (@dilemmalord) July 3, 2018

Your Next Freebie

Okay, maybe you don’t like books. How about audiobooks?

Listen to a free sample of Zombie Turkeys by clicking here:

Andy Zach cruises — Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Or listen to My Undead Mother-in-law here:

My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!

If the vocal actors Phil Blechman and Raven Perez portraying my wacky characters appeal to you, then get on the newsletter mailing list. I have a monthly drawing for a free audiobook, including the end of this month.

The Last Funny Bit

The Last Freebie

One of my author friends, Rik Ty is giving away free stories. Grab yours while you can!

Click here to get them!

And now, here’s some free nostalgia:

One More Thing

I love Weird Al Yankovic! Who else can out bizarre Lady Gaga?

Posted on August 31, 2018August 31, 2018 by admin

Get 3 Great Writing Tips from Author Andy Zach

Get 3 Great Writing Tips from Zombie Turkeys Author Andy Zach

Do you want to Get 3 Great Writing Tips from Zombie Turkeys Author Andy Zach? They’re coming! But first, have a laugh, courtesy of Andy’s favorite, Weird Al Yankovich!

Get 3 Great Writing Tips – Your First Tip

Have you heard of the Three Act Story Structure? How about the nine plot points? It’s foundational to most movies and plays and books. First invented by Aristotle, this article delves into it:

There are many variations on this theme, but if you think about it, every story has a beginning, middle, and end. Your story usually climaxes after the middle, or at the end of the second act of the play, and then the results of the action happen.

Intermission in Get 3 Great Writing Tips

Will we be dominated by robots in the future? Comment on this post or drop me a line, after watching this video.

And now on to the next tip.

Get 3 Great Writing Tips – Your Second Tip

Now you’ve got some idea about story structure, tell me about your favorite characters. Tell me about either characters you’ve created or your favorite fictional characters of all time. Then tell me what motivated them. Character motivation is what the next tip is all about.

Next, a Squirrel of a Different Color

Get 3 Great Writing Tips – The Third and Final Tip

I thought about telling you more about plotting, like my previous post teaching plotting, or my second lesson about plotting. I found the next article is even better, revealing another technique. Have you ever used tension between characters to create interest in a story? Read all about how to do that. Let me know what you think of it!

Your Final Bit of Fun

I hope you’re a thrill lover! Here comes the thrill of your life, via this next video.

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If you’re already a newsletter subscriber, share with your friends. For each new subscriber you get, send me their email address and I’ll give you an extra chance to win a free book in my two monthly drawings.

My next free book drawing is September 2nd!

Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga. Click to get one or all.

Posted on August 19, 2018August 20, 2018 by admin — 1 Comment

Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

I’m posting Weekly World Internet News to give you laughs and fun. I get tired of posting serious stuff like my books, how to write, and serious news. Let’s start out with this, which I just saw TODAY:

Then there’s this:

which is certainly fun to share with your friends.

Also, there’s this new web comic from my illustrator Sean Flanagan:

That’s certainly fun! If your not familiar with Sean’s work, he did all my covers:

Weekly World Internet News — Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

You may know these covers, but do you know the back covers? Sean did those too.

Weekly World Internet News – Fun And Educational!

“How can that be, Andy?” you may ask me. Your answer follows in this video:

The next item is merely beautiful, awe-inspiring, and educational. Skip, if that’s not your cup of tea.

Now it’s time for a little fun. Who doesn’t like puns? Reply below, or send me a message.

Next, there is a funny news story you may not believe. See if you can tell if it is satire.

Then you have this fun technology to play with. Would you like to buy and use it? Let me know!

I worked with computer technology for almost fifty years, so I follow the latest developments almost by habit. If you’re aware of a cool technology, email or comment with the link and I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Now, Your Free Giveaway

If you’re not already a subscriber to my newsletter, stop and subscribe right here. This is my new Mail Chimp subscription page. Drop me a line in the comments and tell me if you love it, hate it, or are ‘meh’.

With your subscription, you’re entered into my two monthly book drawings: one for a free book of your choice, ebook or print, and one drawing for a free audiobook.

I also give you a secret link on my website for my short story, ‘A Phoenix Tale’. In it you’ll learn how I got my first pet phoenix.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Funny

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Freebie

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Your Next Freebie

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The Last Freebie

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