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New Book Coming! Get It For Free! Here’s How

New Book Coming! Get It For Free–Here’s How

The New Book Coming My Undead Mother-in-law is now uploaded to Amazon. It’s not quite ready for sale–but that’s coming. You can read it right now, for free.

New Book Coming! Get It For Free! Here's How
New Book Coming! Get It For Free! Here’s How

First, let me tell you a little about My Undead Mother-in-law. It’s volume 2 of my Life After Life Chronicles. It follows the comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys. My advance readers all felt this novel is better than Zombie Turkeys. If you liked that, you’ll love volume 2.

What’s in the New Book Coming

Unlike Zombie Turkeys, I focus on people becoming zombies. And unlike Zombie Turkeys, the villain is not a turkey. Just read the book blurb:

My mother-in-law’s a zombie. And she has anger-management issues.

My mother-in-law, Diane Newby, zombified by accident. She still volunteers at her church bake sales and cooks pot roast for her daughter and son-in-law, Ron Yardley. What ticks her off is when people don’t treat her like a normal human being—with glowing red eyes and super strength and speed. And if she doesn’t get her own way, look out. She explodes and leaves broken plaster and body parts in her wake.    Nothing stops her: not brick walls, the federal government, or middle-aged spread. 

 But the world’s most powerful criminal plans to control zombies. His only problem with zombies is that they have way too much free will. He has a solution for that. But will it work with  Diane Newby?

The world divides into pro-zombie and anti-zombie factions. Battles break out everywhere. Which side will you take? Who will live and who will die?

You might not survive this book. But at least you’ll die laughing.

Here’s How To Get It Free

New Book Coming
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

First, copy this text exactly:

“I promise to review My Undead Mother-in-law on Goodreads and/or Amazon.”

Next, click on the book cover above and go to my contact page. There you’ll paste this text in the message area.

Finally, enter your email so I can send you an electronic copy of my book.

Or, you can just email me, Andy Zach, at [email protected].

Finally, Don’t Forget This

My Amazon home page is here. Just click here to go there and enter your review.

My Goodreads homepage is here. Again, click here to go there and enter your review.

In case you don’t know by now, here’s what I look like.

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Andy Zach laughing at the jokes in his new novel My Undead Mother-in-law
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Are You a Winner of “My Undead Mother-in-law”? Plus Four Tips!

Are You a Book Winner?

Andy Zach held the latest drawing today. His pet phoenix picked out the latest Book Winner. Is it you? If it is, you can select the paranormal comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys print or ebook or graphic novel, like the first two pages below:

Book Winner? The first page of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

Or you can select the Zombie Turkeys audiobook. Or you can select the soon-to-be-published My Undead Mother-in-law. 

Book Winner of My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

The winners for the past five months are:

Winner

2/28/2017

4/1/2017

5/9/2017

6/1/2017

7/6/2017

Name

Kathi

neethu.ohm

Brenda

Sally

Belinda

Kathi selected a new print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law. The other winners have yet to weigh in. What about you?  We have a monthly drawing here for you and all your friends who subscribe. (Click here and enter your email.) Or you can just contact me and I’ll subscribe you myself! (Click here to reach me with your email.)

Happy Independence Day!

And if that’s not wild enough, try this:

My real mother-in-law heard Horowitz perform this while she was a little girl in Buffalo NY.

Four Tips on How to Blog, Write, and Publish

For the Fourth of July I have four tips on blogging, writing, and publishing. First, consider how to become a successful blogger. Here’s the tip:

 How to Write Well and Publish Right

Here’s another useful book on Amazon, written by another fellow author. This is my second tip on writing. (Click here) 

Write Well Publish Right by [Moebius, Lucinda]

Thirdly, we have this useful article on pacing in your writing:


The fourth tip I have for you is on self-publishing:

New Fantasy Book Review

Then there’s this new review I wrote this week on fellow author Pauline Marquez’s book, “Worlds of Earth”


You can download it from Amazon here (click):
The Worlds of Earth (The Great Portal Wars Trilogy Book 1) by [Marquez, Pauline]

Finally, A Comic Turkey Dancing Video

What do you expect from a comic paranormal animal author? Here’s the last item.

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Greetings Fellow Zombie Turkey Fans!

Zombie Turkey Fans Zombie Turkeys Novel Cover. Click to buy.
Once again, I post one of my newsletters on my blog for your reading enjoyment!  Zombie Turkey Fans please note that the free offers in them still hold IF you subscribe to the Zombie Turkeys newsletter. (Click here)

Without further ado, here’s the next installment of the Zombie Turkeys newsletter.

Hummingbird
Volume 1, Number 15

Greetings Fellow Zombie Turkey Fans!

If you read my last newsletter, you know Zombie Turkeys was free for the taking last week; and they flew off the digital shelves at Amazon. But the free Kindle promotion ended. The good news is, I’ll tell you how to still get a free copy.

And as always, the free copy will be of Zombie Turkeys print, ebook, audio, or My Undead Mother-in-law when it is published in July. Check out my latest post below.

It’s Over! But You Still Can Get A Free Zombie Book – Zombie Turkeys

Welcome Zombie Turkey Fans “Zombie Turkeys” chapter icon from Joliet Chapter

It’s Over! But You Still Can Get A Free Zombie Book – Zombie Turkeys

You can get a free zombie book! Click here to find out how to get a free print copy of the comic urban fantasy Z…
Zombie Turkey Fans Andy Zach, ready to go.
What Else Is Happening Andy?

Plenty! Coming right up April 23rd in my Author Appearance in Dunlap Illinois at Her Majesty’s Tea Room.  Here are the details:

See Andy Zach at Her Majesty’s Tea Room in Dunlap, Illinois – Zombie Turkeys

Andy Zach at Her Majesty’s Tea Room in Dunlap, Illinois – Zombie Turkeys

Mr. Zach author of comic urban fantasy paranormal animal novel Zombie Turkeys will be at Her Majesty’s Tea …

Here’s the same event on Facebook:

Her Majesty’s Tea Room Author Fair

Her Majesty’s Tea Room Author Fair

Here’s the official site: tea-room-life

tea-room-life

Is That All There Is?

Nope. Peggy Lee will tell you:
Next, here’s another review of Zombie Turkeys:

Yet Another Zombie Turkeys Review – Zombie Turkeys

Free Author Reading Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

Yet Another Zombie Turkeys Review – Zombie Turkeys

Get your free Zombie Turkeys book now! Offer expires in one day! Meanwhile, read yet another Zombie Turkeys Revi…

And then still another review:
But enough about my book.  Here are some other books for you:
Here’s a free book from a fellow fantasy author:See It First: C.K. Rieke, Brian Rella, and Keith Soares – instaFreebie

See It First: C.K. Rieke, Brian Rella, and Keith Soares – instaFreebie

We love introducing instaFreebie readers to great stories and big ideas. Take a chance on new authors and try gr…

Finally, we’ll close with the classic question:

For Zombie Turkey Fans Andy Zach in living color, ready to go!
Is It Okay To End A Sentence With A Preposition?

If you’ve ever written yourself into a corner fretting over the preposition rule, breathe deep. Ending a sen…

Your comic urban fantasy paranormal animal author,
Andy Zach