Posted on December 8, 2017 by admin — 1 Comment

My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

The theme of Chambanacon, the 47-year-old ‘relax-a-con’, fantasy and science fiction convention was ‘My Little Zombie Pony ‘. Here’s the logo!

The theme is a natural for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, so I was there!

My Little Zombie Pony – Chabanacon Pictures

Since I was there, I signed books for my fans!

Since I loved talking to fans there, I also love talking to fans on my blog. Reply to this post for a free short story!

Here’s How to Get A Free Audio Book!

Every month I give away one free copy of my books Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law to my newsletter subscribers. Just join up by clicking here!

If you want to sample the acting skills of Phil Blechman and Raven Perez, who read Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, click on the link below:

Find out more about voice actor Phil Blechman

Powerful baritone with a wide range. BFA in Drama from Syracuse University.

Available for: Royalty Share Or $50-$100 PFH

Gender: Male

Location: NY, US

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I also have my female voice actor’s web page next.

Find out about Raven Perez, audiobook voice actor

Her bio:

Bio

Raven Perez is a Cuban-American

actress | singer | dancer | writer

She was born and raised in Miami, FL, where she attended New World School of the Arts, and holds a BFA in Musical Theatre from Syracuse University. Raven is a bicoastal artist, currently living in Los Angeles, CA. Catch her on Instagram @shakethatraven for more snippets of
adventure | poetry | art

One More Thing

You don’t have to get an audiobook! We also have ebooks and paperbacks!

Here’s a sample of Zombie Turkeys from the paperback:

And here’s the free preview of My Undead Mother-in-law:

I look forward to your comments! Tell me if you like audiobook, paperback, or ebook format the best!

Posted on December 1, 2017 by admin — 1 Comment

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo! Read All About It!

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo!

Dear Andyzach.net blog readers,

It’s true. Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo! I’ve been away for blogging, slaving over a hot keyboard to write 50,000 words in November for NaNoMo, the National Novel Month contest where writers are challenged to write 50,000 words during the month of November. This is how I wrote Zombie Turkeys in November 2015 and My Undead Mother-in-law in November 2016. Both times I fell short of 50,000 words. This November I made it and wrote 50,000 words!

But …

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo: A Pyrrhic Victory

Why was it a pyrrhic victory?

A Pyrrhic victory (/ˈpɪrɪk/ ( listen) PIRR-ik) is a victory that inflicts such a devastating toll on the victor that it is tantamount to defeat. Someone who wins a Pyrrhic victory has been victorious in some way, though the heavy toll negates a true sense of achievement or profit.

What was my terrible loss?

Losing contact with you, my beloved blog readers.

Now, coming up next:

Let’s turn this terrible loss into a terrific gain for you.

How You Can Turn Defeat Into Victory for Your Gain

Simply contact me and get a free short story, A Phoenix Tale. It’s my never-before-told story of how I got my first pet phoenix.

You didn’t know I had five pet phoenixes at my home? Here’s my official bio:

With his first book, “Zombie Turkeys” Andy blazed new ground in paranormal humor. The second book in his Life After Life Chronicles, “My Undead Mother-in-law” is now on sale for Amazon Kindle and Createspace print edition.

Andy Zach was born Anastasius Zacharias, in Greece. His parents were both zombies. Growing up, he loved animals of all kinds. After moving to the United States as a child, in high school, he won a science fair by bringing toads back from suspended animation. Before turning to fiction, Andy published his Ph.D. thesis “Methods of Revivification for Various Species of the Kingdom Animalia” in the prestigious JAPM, Journal of Paranormal Medicine. Andy, in addition to being the foremost expert on paranormal animals, enjoys breeding phoenixes. He lives in Illinois with his five phoenixes.

More Options to Get Free Comic Paranormal Animal Entertainment

First, you can email me at [email protected].

Second, you can like my page on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/AndyZachAuthor/

Third, you can subscribe to my newsletter. I give away a free book every month, paperback, ebook, and now, an audiobook!

Finally, you can leave a comment on this blog post! I really want them!

Posted on September 4, 2017 by admin

3 Steps to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse – and a Bonus

A Zombie Apocalypse – don’t you hate when that happens? I sure do and I documented on I survived:

Get Free Andy Zach excerpt and Author Interview — Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Fortunately for you, I’ve run across great advice on surviving a zombie apocalypse, in one easy-to-understand infographic:

Yes, as I say in this post, these techniques work on ordinary zombies, but zombie turkeys are a different critter altogether. Grinding them to sausage works well, but most people don’t carry around a sausage grinder or woodchipper. What’s a zombie survivalist to do?

Here’s Your Zombie Apocalypse Bonus!

Don’t you worry about being beset by zombie turkeys! I know just what to do!

Get Midnight Zombie Turkeys Books Free Tonight! — A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving at midnight!

Check out this next video! It shows you exactly how to treat any zombie turkeys you find!

You Will Get Your Free Gift Here!

No post would be complete without something free given away! I recently set up a free excerpt of Zombie Turkeys on CreateSpace. Check it out!

Zombie Turkey Fans — Zombie Turkeys Novel Cover. Click to get your free preview!

But wait! There’s more!

If you continue reading this blog post you will get yet another free book preview.

In fact, you don’t have to read anymore. Here it is!

Get your “My Undead Mother-in-law” excerpt by clicking here

As always, I Andy Zach stand behind every word I write!

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