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Get Your Advance Copy of Paranormal Privateers Now

Get Your Advance Copy of Paranormal Privateers Now

You read that right. You can get your advance reader copy (ARC) of Paranormal Privateers Now.  I finished my edits on Paranormal Privateers. You can get your advance copy now. To show you I mean business, here’s an advance copy of the back cover:

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Cropped sketch of Paranormal Privateers back cover 

Here’s How: Get Your ARC Paranormal Privateers Now

It’s as simple as One, Two, Three!

First, subscribe to the Andy Zach newsletter, if you haven’t already. Go here.

Second, contact me, Andy Zach right here.  Or, if something goes wrong, you can email me at [email protected]

Third, when you contact me, just ask for your ARC copy with your email address, and I’ll send it.

Andy Zach, Where Were You?

No blog posts for a month. No newsletter since February 9th. (If you want the last newsletter or any from the past, just ask in the comments, or right here.

What have I been doing? Editing Paranormal Privateers, the very ARC copy I’ll send to you, and I sent to my editor,  Dori Harrell of Breakout Editing.

Since I love statistics, here are some on my editing process:

  • I researched and and outlined Paranormal Privateers last summer, August through October.
  • Then I wrote the first draft in 127 hours. That’s 97,676 words written from November 1 to January 31st.
  • Finally, I edited for 140 hours producing the 2nd draft from Feb 2nd to March 2nd.

Is That All You’ve Done Andy?

Not exactly. Hop over to my Facebook page and you’ll see my posts like this:

And this:

And finally this:

Then I also updated my Zombie Turkeys page with this next post and more:

Not to mention this next post:

And then this one:

Finally (I really mean it this time) Don’t Miss These Dates!

First, May 5, Paranormal Privateers worldwide launch date!  Look for my launch party on Facebook!

Second, April 15th. Instead of depression over the US tax days, let’s have the Paranormal Privateers cover reveal!

And then there’ll be author appearances To Be Announced!

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Andy Zach at Chambanacon 2017
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Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!

Zombie Turkeys Laughter 2021 Reviews

Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!

Paranormal Super Bowl? You mean like zombie versus zombie? Or actual zombies versus people, apocalyptic style? How can that be funny? Try Zombie Turkeys!

Here you get zombie turkeys against football players! That’s just what you need for the Super Bowl! Your team losing today? Root for the zombie turkeys to appear!

Here they are again!

Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!Paranormal Super Bowl

This is the book read by professional voice actors, Phil Blechman 

and Raven Perez.

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The real Raven Perez.

Don’t miss your free audio sample at the link!

Next comes the kickoff!

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3 Fun Links and 3 Writing Tips Plus a Free . . .

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3 Fun Links and 3 Writing Tips Plus a Free . . .

A free what? That’s what you want to know. If you can’t wait, scroll down to the bottom. But then you’ll miss the 3 Fun Links and the 3 Writing Tips.

3 Fun Links

Fun first! Here’s the first fun one!

Note: Spoilers for the film classic ‘Casablanca’, a 76-year-old film.

Then we have the second bit of fun:

How’s your Klingon? If anyone can post the lyrics to Happy Birthday in Klingon, I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Finally, the third fun link, from your favorite comic paranormal animal author, your’s truly!

We Interrupt Your 3 Fun Links for a Freebie Notice

Psst! If you’re not yet a subscriber to our newsletter, here’s your chance! Click here before the link goes down. (Such as in a nuclear attack.)  We now return you to 3 Writing Tips and a free . . .

3 Writing Tips and a free . . .

Your first writing tip is right here:

Your second writing tip follows, surprisingly, the first one!

Then, next, we have your third writing tip:

For good measure, I’ll throw in a tip on marketing and getting reviews.

At Last!  Your free . . .

You knew I’d drag this out. But it’s worth the wait. It’s a free . . .

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