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Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed By Author Andy Zach

Writing Paranormal Privateer

Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed By Author Andy Zach

You can attend this book signing and Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed by the foremost comic paranormal animal author, me, Andy Zach.

Which Comic Fantasy Books Signed?

You might know this one:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Zombie Turkeys front cover. Click to get a copy!

If you don’t, read the latest review from Amazon:

on April 13, 2018

Have you ever seen Thankskilling? If you haven’t yet, don’t, it’s absolutely terrible. It attempted to meld the concept of horror films with turkeys with a smidge of humor as the glue, but let’s just say it failed miserably (honestly, no audience could possibly gobble that up). Fortunately, being no stranger to reanimating corpses, Andy Zach succeeded in that department. Zach’s Zombie Turkeys (yes seriously…sort of) was a lot of fun and involved, you guessed it, the zombie apocalypse…but with turkeys.

Zombie Turkeys follows a myriad of distraught survivors as they’re faced with the unthinkable. Sam and Lisa battle their way across a corpse infested Illinois. The fun part about the book comes from the absolute absurdity of it all, and the fact that the turkey (our patient zero in the flesh, light or dark meat your choice) gets his own perspective chapters that added a uniqueness to the classic trope. All around a fun romp through a near future where turkeys get their just revenge and survivors serve up some rotted carcasses with a healthy dose of stuffing!

There’s also this next book:

Next Comic Fantasy Books Signed:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

With this typical review:

September 20, 2017

Format: Paperback

Paranormal Privateers  launches May 5th at I Know You Like A Book bookstore in Peoria Hts. The book’ll go on sale worldwide then. Don’t miss it! Here’s a sneak preview of the back cover:

But there’s more next!

What could be better than meeting Andy Zach?

Getting him in your email! You can subscribe and get a free ebook by clicking here:

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Goodbye for now!  Look for my newsletter after you subscribe above!

Andy

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Free Books and Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

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Free Books and Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

Today’s the day I give away free books to my newsletter subscribers! (Don’t worry if you’re not a subscriber; you can fix that by clicking here.) But first, my Paranormal Privateers Progress Update.

I just made progress on Paranormal Privateers! So far I’m 100% complete on the Writing phase.  I’m 90% complete on Editing with two Weeks remaining until the deadline. (April 15th).

Paranormal Privateers Novel Progress
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Cropped sketch of rear cover of Paranormal Privateers

Upcoming Author Appearances – You can talk with me about my Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

Yes, you can press the flesh, meet and greet, and actually touch Andy Zach in person.

Here’s the first event:

April 15, 2018 Her Majesty’s Tea Room, from 12-4 PM

Here’s the next event:

September 20-22, St. Louis, Missouri.

Map’s right here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/penned-con-2018-tickets-31160013439

The third event is my first convention, Chabanacon, set for November 2018! Get more details by clicking here.

 

Finally! Free Books Come Next! 

Exactly what free books can you get by following the secret steps, listed below? Here they are!

Paranormal Privateers Progress Update
Zombie Turkeys front cover. Click to get a copy!
Paranormal Privateers Progress Update
Back cover of comic paranormal novel Zombie Turkeys
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Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!
Paranormal Privateers Progress Update
Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law

 

How Do You Get These Free Books? Or Have You Already Gotten Them?

Let’s find out! Here are the past winners of free books from Andy Zach. Note that blank under book chosen means the person hasn’t claimed their book yet by email.

Continue reading Free Books and Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

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Zombie Turkeys End Time – Your Last Day for Free Laughter

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Zombie Turkeys End Time

The Zombie Turkeys End Time is now. That is, the last day of the free Kindle sale, right here:

In case you don’t realize it, at midnight tonight, March 16th, PDT, the free book sale ends and the price reverts to $2.99.  Still very inexpensive entertainment!

Zombie Turkeys End Time – Why You Must Read It

Here’s the latest Amazon review of Zombie Turkeys:

Zombie Turkeys End Time

Customer Review

on March 16, 2018

I loved every gobbling, clucking page of this book. It’s this hilarious and insane story that wonderfully hits all the right zombie outbreak tropes I love, but done with turkeys and thanksgiving themes. SO FUNNY! I could read about heroic turkey farmers making chipper-shredder last stands for just about forever.

The main dude, Mr. Unknown Blogger, was also a very likable and fun main character to ride around with. I loved reading about this bottom-of-the-pile reporter turning his life around even while the hordes of zombie turkeys get worse and worse.

Just writing this review makes me want to read the book again. So much fun.

What Else Is Happening?

Lots! I’m going to the PennedCon Convention in St. Louis:

Reply if you’ll be there!  I’ll give all my blog followers special gifts!

Are you a newsletter subscriber? If you are, I’ll also give you a special gift at PennedCon!

If you’re not a subscriber, join now by clicking here.

Paranormal Privateers Novel Launches May 5th

Right now I’m busy working with my line and copy editor, Dori Harrell. You don’t know about the different types of editing? Check out this article.


Dori helps me with sentences and passages that aren’t clear or as good as they can be.

I’m also working with my illustrator Sean “Fuzzy” Flanagan who did the covers for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law. I showed a snippet of a sketch of the back cover last week.

Just for Fun

I found this item on the internet last week:

Next, we have this:

Then there’s this too:

That’s it for now! Keep the cards letters and emails coming!