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What do I mean by “A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You”?
Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.
First, I want you to be as happy as a zombie turkey on Thanksgiving. How happy is that? They can’t be killed by ax or gun to start with. Check this out.
Next, zombie turkeys get into places for free, like Navy Pier in Chicago. The back cover is a picture of the stairs up to the Shakespearean theatre at Navy Pier.
Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a copy
And Shedd Aquarium, next to Navy Pier in Chicago. The zombie turkeys got in there too.
Fourthly, zombie turkeys get into Soldier Field for the Thanksgiving Day football game for free. Listen to me read this dramatic scene in the video below.
Finally, zombie turkeys get to have a scene with the President. You’ll have to read it in the book. But you can get an ebook for .99 (free, if you’re on Kindle Unlimited).
Or you can get it for free on Audible, if you sign up for the free trial.
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You have a lot to be thankful for, just like Zombie Turkeys.
Reply and let me know. Put a comment below or email me. I’ll give a free ebook for the best comment!
As for me, I’ll spend the day eating turkey with my family, my nephew and his family and my mother-in-law. Say, did you know I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law while she was living with us?
My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!
Further, did you know my mother-in-law is still living with us? And that I dedicated the book to her?
Here’s the dedication:
To my mother-in-law, Barbara Beyer, who lived with us as I wrote this book. You’re not a zombie, but you’re almost as unusual.
Me, I’m going to Chambana Con! This ‘relaxacon’, relaxed book convention just suits me. You can get my books, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers there for discount prices of $10, $10, and $14, or all three for $30! Compare that with Amazon.
I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links. But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!
Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:
https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y
Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.
Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!
OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.
This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.
Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.
To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)
If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.
I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:
Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.
Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.
