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Meet Cozy Romance Author Jaqueline Gillam-Fairchild

Cozy Romance Author

Cozy Romance Author? What is this blog coming to?

I try hard to be unpredictable. So take a break from science fiction and fantasy–Oops! Scratch that. This romance author has some fantasy in her books.

Let me introduce you to a writer who has fascinated me for five years. Her work is some romance, with enough fantasy or unbelievable things happening to keep me reading.  We met at a book event and I thought, ‘I want to be where she is’. What I meant by that, was I want to have and sell a lot of books as she did.

And when you get to the end of the interview, you get free stuff from me.

Cozy Romance Author Jaqueline Gillam-Fairchild Gets Zached

Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild, I know my readers all believe in Santa Claus, how could you not? But other than just believing, haven’t you ever wondered if Santa ever changed? Aged? Retired? Or was once young … just starting out?

And exactly what is Santa’s Village like?

Does he have neighbors? Who are they?

Is Santa ‘up there’ year-round or does he have a summer house?

Jacqueline: Thank you Andy for sitting down with me to talk today.

Yes, Santa in fact does change, though very slowly. Time in Santa’s Village is unlike the time in the real world as we know it.

Santa, in fact, has aged, had his knees replaced, and can no longer maneuver the chimneys causing Mother Nature to help find a Santa Claus replacement or new Santa.  The old Santa, just like a president, will always retain his title but will retire.

Certain qualities that are essential to becoming Santa, one is being able to instantly tell just what it is someone would like as a gift. The other is being able to determine if you belong on the naughty or nice list. These are inherent qualities someone either has or has not.

Andy: So you are saying there is a new Santa on his way?

Jacqueline: Yes, he has the necessary qualities needed as he is a toymaker and Santa Stand-In on Nantucket. He is also drop-dead gorgeous, and a widow with a young son, adding a little complexity to the situation. Plus it is not that he is a non-believer, he simply has never thought it through. Also, his name goes against him as a choice. He is not a Nick or Chris or any deviation of any name we all associate with Santa Claus. His name is Harvey. Not as in the big rabbit, but Harvey Nickols as in the department store in London. This is highly irregular and possibly a stumbling block.

He has also not dated, mind fallen in love for an exceptionally long time. When a woman literally falls from nowhere on Nantucket, somehow, he becomes beyond attracted. He is in over his head with love. She has amnesia which he assures her means nothing to him. They can work through whatever or wherever she is from …

Until she starts to remember. She is convinced she was brought to him to not only become the next Santa Claus but that she is on a time limit, with Christmas Eve looming.

Suddenly Harv freaks out, his love forgotten. He cannot believe one impossible thing before breakfast, mind seven. It is too much for him to handle and he withdraws back to his lonely shell. But his son Walter is convinced this is going to be his new mom. He cannot let go of the idea or understand his father’s unwillingness to accept he is destined to be the next Santa Claus.

What’s next, O Cozy Romance Author?

Jacqueline: Well, I do not want to give too much away but the young woman needs to return to Santa’s Village to help get ready for Christmas Eve. Once she is gone Harv’s loneliness outweighs his fears, and he starts hopping on planes to try and find her. On the way he stops in Candy Land.

Candyland board

Andy: As in the board game?

Jacqueline: Yes, the board game comes to life on Harv’s journey to Santa’s Village, including King Kandy.

Andy: So Santa’s Village is real?

Jacqueline: Quite real.

Andy: And is Christmas saved? And does the boy get the girl?

Jacqueline: You need to read it to find out. But let me assure you as we just had a Christmas with gifts and treats, yes, the legend goes on.

Andy: And Walter, the little boy?

Jacqueline: Well, we all want certain things for Christmas and Walter very much wanted a mom …

Join me in Nantucket Tuck You Inn Becoming Santa for an armchair adventure that is both a vacation to the excessively small island of Nantucket and a peek into the world Up North you can only imagine, while sharing a romance that will make you smile and become a believer…

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Cozy Romance Author: Do you just leave your readers once Christmas is over?

Jacqueline: Oh no, the adventure continues as two very spoiled sisters challenge their uncle Max to find out if Santa has a summer home on Nantucket. The story is Nantucket Tuck You Inn Looking for Santa, book two in the Nantucket Tuck You Inn series

Andy: A summer home?

Jacqueline: Uh-huh. New York Times reporter Maxwell Kilmartin jumps a ferry to the seven-mile island of Nantucket with no more than a notepad and a duffle bag to prove to his nieces there is no summer home, there is no Santa Claus.

Andy:   No Santa Claus?

Jacqueline: Max figures he will be in and out but never plans on falling under the charms of the elusive Noel, fashion designer to the most exclusive boutique on Nantucket, and fashion designer to all the important stars at Santa’s Village.

Andy: And this story is exciting because?

Jacqueline: Max shows a vulnerable side as he goes down memory lane with thoughts of his kind grandma and his childhood when he believed all things were possible.  And let’s just say the interaction with Noel, well, the romance does get a tad steamy.

Andy: Does Max venture ‘Up North’?

Jacqueline: Yes …

There is also quite a bit of over-the-top fashion from Noel’s creative designs for the Nantucket boutique and the outfits she designs for the superstars ‘Up North’. Retail with faerie dust, that kind of thing …

Andy: Does Max ever discover if Santa has a summer home on Nantucket?

Jacqueline: Let’s just say the island is out to lynch him and prevent ANY reporting on Santa or Nantucket.

Andy: Okay, you have me hooked.

Then What, Cozy Romance Author?

Jacqueline: Coming out soon are two new stories in the Nantucket Tuck You Inn series. Next door to the Tuck You Inn …

Andy: Is the Tuck You Inn the basic headquarters for Becoming Santa and Looking for Santa?

Jacqueline: Yes.  There is an abandoned mansion next door to the Tuck You Inn that has been locked for 100 years. The time has come to open it and discover its secrets.

Andy: More Christmas?

Jacqueline: No, this is the story about a pirate who loved a mermaid and built her a mansion, her untimely death, and a current parallel story. It also introduces 5-year-old Clemmie. For any of your readers who have read my Scrap Book Trilogy set in the Midwest and followed the antics of Auntie Clara, the very senior woman takes a vacation to Nantucket and now becomes a regular, bringing her special brand of magic with her. I hope your readers will join me on an adventure of pirates and tender love in Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Mermaid Mansion. Coming soon.

Andy: Didn’t you say there were two books coming out?

Jacqueline: Yes, following the Mermaid Mansion is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Chocolate Fiancé.

Andy: That sounds like a story about chocolate and love.

Jacqueline: A chocolate pastry chef from England and a love story with a man she literally has made up.  And an additional romance with the boutique owner Gwyn and the head chef at the Wauwanet Inn.

Andy: And will there be more in this series?

Jacqueline: In production is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Antique Bride and Groom, the story of one woman’s antiquing journey from Roundtop Texas to Nantucket and the long-gone people whose antiques she acquires and the influence they have on her.

Andy: These long-gone people, are they real?

Jacqueline: Yes, caught somewhere between here and there…because they are needed.

After that is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Reluctant Photographer. Every time Pierce takes a photo, uninvited images or characters appear in his photographs. They are all from the past, with a story to tell…except one, a young woman who comes into his life via a photograph for a reason.

Andy: Have you written anything else that my readers might enjoy?

Jacqueline: Yes, I have a Mid-west series: Estate of Mind about a bed and breakfast and the absentee owner who finally returns to see his home turned into a business.

Make Me Over, a determined interior designer who works round the clock until she is put on the Bachelorette Show and is forced to deal with all her buried emotions.

The Scrap Book Trilogy: Creating Memories, Grand Memories (takes place at the Murder Mystery at Grand Hotel), and Charmed Memories. Three ancient aunties scrapbook with a twist. Everything they put in their scrapbooks happens. Eventually, they start to manipulate their granddaughters.

The Greater Expectations Four Book Collection: Trish’s Story, Maggie’s Story, Pandora’s Story, Jillian’s Story. Four friends past their best before date chip in and join a costly dating agency and split up the men. Tender and humorous both.

Winding Up, and Free Stuff Coming Afterward

Andy: Where can my readers find you?

Jacqueline: Under Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild on Amazon. Or my site teatimewithhermajesty.com where I also sell very British things, review other writers and artists, and toss in Royal tidbits.

Facebook: Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild

Email: [email protected]

Instagram-coming soon.

 Pinterest, Linked In, Twitter.

Thank you, Andy, for taking your time to visit with me.

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Andy Zach Gets Interviewed and Reviewed – and vice versa

Review of Andy Zach's book Oops

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed–by whom? About what? Where? You’ll find your answers here.

Who Interviews Andy?

You may think you know me–but do you really? Dr. Wesley Britton gets to the bottom of my mysterious persona. This is the same guy I interviewed and who reviewed my book Oops!.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed
Dr. Wesley Britton reviews Oops! by Andy Zach

Where’s this interview of Andy?

Right here, right now! It was only published in Wes Britton’s newsletter. (Subscribe to Wes’s newsletter here) (Subscribe to mine here.) I got permission to post it on my blog. So you’re special!

ANDY ZACH GETS A GRILLING!


As I’ve read four of your books now, that means I’ve read your comic author autobiography multiple times. And of course, I know it’s completely fictitious.
 
1. So–tell us, Andy, what’s the real poop? Who are you when not presenting your humorous personae?
 I delegate all my legal and financial issues to the real person and my CFO, Jeff Smith. He’s got an MBA, so he likes all the financial stuff.  For some reason, suppliers don’t like pseudonyms and fictitious personae. Isn’t that a violation of my Constitutional rights?

Sadly, his real life isn’t as interesting as my fictitious one. He had a career as a programmer, systems analyst, project manager, and 6 Sigma Black Belt before he retired to be my CFO.

 And unlike me, he has three children, a wife, and a dog, instead of five phoenixes. But I like him anyway. Not everyone can be a comic paranormal animal author. Or a disabled superhero author.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 2

2. Your  “life After Life” series is extremely imaginative, to put it mildly.  Tell us something about your writing process, how do you start out with each concept, what sorts of goals do you have for your stories?

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Zombie Turkeys began with a fried turkey. “What if this turkey came back to life?” I asked as I set it on the table. “It’d be a zombie turkey!” someone said. “That’s the title of my new book, ‘Zombie Turkeys’!” I cried, eureka-ly. (neologism) From there, I worked out ‘Zombie Turkeys’ as a parody of the zombie genre, complete with a boring anti-hero, Sam Melvin.

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Naturally, I had to top that with my next book, so I introduced zombiism to people in ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’. Here I examined the social aspects of having zombie in-laws and what kind of civil rights zombies would have and how they’d be treated. I had to turn every zombie trope on its head, so I made the zombies the heroes of the book.

Long answer continues . . .

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed
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Still trying to outdo myself, in ‘Paranormal Privateers’ I put my zombie family on a superyacht and gave them a letter of Marque from the President to fight all enemies, foreign and domestic. Then, when I was running out of adequate villains in the world, I added an alien invasion.

Finally, I decided to try my hand at short stories. Having only written one short story, I made a collection. I took all my left-over ideas (I record each one in my book notes), brainstormed more, and created about 24 story ideas.  Some seemed to write themselves. Others were more of a struggle. So I drafted Jeff Smith’s two daughters, Olivia and Tori, to contribute two of their short stories. With that, I had 14 stories, which sufficed. Since many of the stories were based upon accidents, I chose the title Oops! It’s set in my Zombie Turkey universe.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 3

3. Since you enjoy playing with comic approaches to your stories, who are your influences in humor? Favorite comics, movies, TV shows, books?
Let’s begin with Terry Prattchett of Disk World fame, may he rest in peace. I’ve read all his books and especially liked ‘Going Postal’ and ‘The Color of Magic’. 

 For my zombie influence, I read John Ringo’s Dark Tide Rising series. I also like Eric Flint’s 1632 series with the juxtaposition of technologies in history.

Science fiction influences were Heinlein, Asimov, and Silverman. Fantasy influences were Tolkein, CS Lewis, and Patricia McKillip.

Favorite comics were Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and The Flash in my childhood. I gave up on comics at 12 when I realized they violated laws of physics and the superhero’s powers were not internally consistent.

TV shows influencing me were Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Time Tunnel, Lost in Space, Star Trek. Movies were Forbidden Planet, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Star Trek and Star Wars movies.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 4


 4.  As a blind writer, I was especially interested to see your use of disabilities in your “Secret Supers” characters.   How did that come about?  What is your background with folks with physical disabilities?

My daughter Tori has had cerebral palsy since her premature birth, so I was familiar with that. In my church in Cleveland, I was friends with four different blind men. I roomed with two of them in hotels, so I got a feel for what that was like. 

Along the way, I’ve become friends with various wheelchair and walker bound people who were amputees and afflicted by spinal meningitis. Knowing the problems my daughter faced, I imagined what the others would face as kids in a special ed class.

Andy Zach Gets Interviewed – Question 5

5. In your Oops short story collection,   you credit a batch of folks as co-authors. And you included “The Story of Sound” written by Olivia Smith even though it had nothing to do with “Life After Life” or “Secret Supers.” Why? What was all that about?
First, I really liked her story. It was light and humorous and unexpected. It seemed to be outside my universe, but who can say? Without any strain, I can imagine her fantasy universe as the precursor to our universe, accessible only by Tori Smith’s time-traveling wheelchair.

Then there’s the fact she’s my daughter. Tori is too. That’s in their favor.

Finally, I like surprising my readers. I don’t want them settled into knowing what to expect.

New Review of My 2nd Book in My 2nd Series

You do know I have a second books series about four disabled 7th-graders who get superpowers, right? Feast your eyes upon the latest review of my latest book.

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And the free book follows the review.

When you look at my rating for Andy Zach’s Secret Supers Two: Villain’s Vacation, please keep in mind I’m not twelve. The Secret Supers series is definitely for school-age children.

If I had to describe Mr. Zach’s book it would be Adam West’s Batman meets The P.J. Masks. There is nothing wrong with this mash-up. It is a fun and quick read for a grizzled old bookworm like myself. 

The hook that caught my attention was that these superheroes are disabled. The leader, Jeremy has cerebral palsy and is wheelchair-bound. Dan is blind, Kayla is mute because of her complications with meningitis, and Aubrey has two prosthetic legs. Each hero has a superpower to compliment the disability that allows them to have a sense of independence. 

Click here to read more of the review.

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Author Interview for You and More – Free Book

Author Interview for You–but who? It’s not me.

It’s Dr. Wesley Britton, author of the Beta Earth Chronicles.

What is Beta Earth? I’m glad you asked! That’s my first question to him. And the answer is as follows.

Author Interview – Regarding Beta Earth

Dr. Wesley Britton

Can you describe your world or setting?

Author Interview
Beta Earth One

Geographically, Beta-Earth is mainly our earth in reverse. Plus, there’s a gigantic sea to the east of Italy (Pynti on Beta-Earth.).  It’s called the Sea-of-the-Lost-Moon where an immense comet crashed millennia ago.

Beta-Earth is full of many different cultures and many are fleshed out over the first four books. Presenting all these cultures was a major aspect of the series, mostly exemplified in the characters.

How did you build this concept, what research did you do? 

Author Interview
Beta Earth Book Two

The original idea was something that always bugged me about Star Trek. Don’t get me wrong, I love most of the series–you can tell from looking around my house. But it always seemed whenever the Enterprise encountered a strange new world, there were, at most, two different cultures, factions, whatever term applied. There were usually only one or two leaders to talk to representing an entire planet.

I wanted more complexity than that.   I wanted my “blind alien” to have a lifetime of experiencing new cultures especially as his family grew and all of them would encounter places and classes they never expected to explore.

Some of the cultural aspects were based on our earth’s history; some I made up as I went along.   Research? Well, I did a lot of reading about various topics like genetics and matriarchal societies. Had to read up on many scientific principles. Many things came from my own experiences. For example, Joline Renbourn grew up in a cliff dwelling society I based on Mesa Verde in Colorado.

Why did you choose this setting? What’s unique about your world?

Beta Earth Three

The most unique characteristics, I suppose, are the 4 to 1 female to male ratio because of the Plague-With-No-Name. This results from the Plague-With-No-Name that kills three out of every four male babies. In book two, we learn the Plague resulted from radiation from the comet that crashed into mostly what we know as Russia.

     Beta-Earth’s technological evolution sort of parallels our own, but doesn’t in others. It’s not a planet accustomed to war.   It hasn’t sent rockets into space, no one has visited their moon.

Author Interview – How do you explain the science or magic in your world?

A lot of the science I don’t explain as most of the tale is told in the first person and the characters can only share what they know or comprehend. None are scientists.  I did get feedback from early readers who were medical professionals who pointed out details I needed to change. The only “magic” in the series is the gift of prophecy which doesn’t require much explanation.

What was the most surprising thing you found out while researching/writing your latest book?

Author Interview
Beta Earth Four

I’m constantly being surprised by the daily news and magazine reading.  Responses from a writers’ critique group are often surprising, especially when they point out terms or sentences I thought were clear but readers were getting confused. I often get surprised by what readers pick up–often what they’ve read is very different from what I wrote.

Author Interview – Regarding characters

How do you go about creating realistic, interesting characters?

I’m happy to admit most of the characters in the series created themselves.   After Lorei and Elsbeth were introduced–two poor farm women–I often had characteristics I wanted to give the new women to represent different societal levels or classes. I admit I had Princess Di in mind when I first shaped Joline as I was about to add the planet’s paparazzi to the pressures on the Renbourn tribe and Di’s description certainly fit the bill.  I wanted every character to have their own distinctive voices and hope I succeeded in some measure with that.  It was a pleasure to shape a new chess piece and then let them do their thing.

When in your writing process do you create your characters? At the beginning, middle, or end of your plotting process?

Author Interview
Beta Earth Five

All along as I have a lot of characters. For example, to get more sci-fi in book 3, I felt I needed a mutant who would be a strong adversary to the Renbourns.   Some characters, like Oja Bolvair, started out as supporting players but took on stronger roles as the story progressed.

What do you use as sources for your characters?

Anything and everything. In some cases, I want to set up conflicts between characters so try to have off-setting personalities.  While writing book two, my wife wondered if the Renbourns ever played tricks on each other and that suggestion led to a major episode in the book.

Do you ever lose control of your book to a character?

I wouldn’t say lose control but I often find the story going in directions I didn’t see coming.  Usually, that’s an improvement on the course I was setting.

What point of view do you write in? How often do you change it, if ever?

Author Interview
Beta Earth Six

One of the unique qualities to the first four books is the alternating points of view. The books are told entirely in the first-person based on the structure of an oral history which each character’s own story is layered in with all the others. As new characters are introduced, they introduce themselves before other characters comment on the relationships that develop. Think the Beatles Anthology or other oral histories of rock bands where all the members tell their memories with all their bandmates.   

Author Interview – Regarding plotting

Do you outline your book before writing or do you ‘wing it’?

Beta Earth Short Stories

I had the overall plot already in my head for the first four books before I started trying to shape the “dream” for readers. I thought the story was complete. Than an editor proposed ideas that developed into books 5 and 6 and I had no real “plot” in mind for either of them. Especially book 6 which brings members of the Renbourn tribe to our earth. I had several extended episodes in mind around which the story and new characters fleshed out the plot direction.  I had to do some research for that one as it’s one thing to move your characters around on a different planet, quite another to use our earth, albeit our future earth after the impact of global warming.     

To what level of detail do you plan your book? Theme, concept, chapter outline, scene level detail?

That varies quite a bit.  The themes and concepts hopefully unify the whole series and were in my head from the very beginning.  I used to have much longer descriptions in earlier drafts but cut many down considerably to get the story moving.

How much does your plot change as you write? How much does it change during editing?

It can change quite a bit during both writing and especially editing.  I tend to write much longer passages than ultimately stay as I cut, cut, cut.  I change plots if they don’t seem to go anywhere or I think up something more dramatic. Suggestions from my writer’s group can result in big changes, as in “The Wayward Missiles,” a story I’m working on this year.

Do you plan your plot around a specific story structure? (Hero’s Journey, ‘Save the Cat’, Three Acts, Five Acts, other?)

Depends on the book. Books 2, 3, and 4 were based around huge changes in the Renbourn tribe, especially setting as they kept moving and expanding and taking on greater and greater challenges. 

Author Interview – Regarding personal influences

What books, movies, TV, shows, and writers have influenced you?

Oh wow, that’s a long list. When I first started I had Dune in mind and started out with all manner of chapter mottos like Herbert did. Then I decided that was an artificial artifice so cut out all that stuff. I spent a decade of my life as a Mark Twain scholar so can point to scenes influenced by some of his techniques. I can point to others influenced by Ian Fleming and Ann Rice. As I have a doctorate in American literature and crank out tons of book reviews each year, it’s hard to say which books were influences, which weren’t beyond the examples I just gave.   

Have any people in your life have been influential in your writing career?

Mostly, my late wife as she was alive while the first five books were in process.  My publicist, Karina Kantas, has been immeasurably helpful over the years. As I have over thirty years of publications of all kinds behind me, that’s a lot of editors who contributed to shaping my style.

Author Interview – Regarding blindness

The first book in Beta Earth Chronicles

What are the practical aspects of writing and selling books as a blind person?

Mainly, spending a lot of time on my computer using JAWS, my speech software. I admit many websites are difficult for me to work with so I rely on a lot of help from folks like Karina.

How has blindness helped and/or hindered your writing career?

Well, it hasn’t helped beyond giving me two main characters in the Beta-Earth Chronicles, Malcolm Renbourn and Lorei Cawl Renbourn and describing their experiences throughout the series. After all, the original idea for everything was when I wondered how a blind person could adapt to being pulled to an alternate earth where he understands nothing, doesn’t know the language, anything. How could he survive, more, how could he thrive? So I guess you could say that gave me a unique perspective to start with.   I can talk from a blind person’s perspective as I have a lifetime of experience living that.

What do you wish sighted people would know about blind people, where we’re clueless?

I’d say two things: first, many people see a person with a white cane and immediately pigeonhole them as a blind person, not focusing on other attributes. Second, forget all preconceptions you have about blindness. It’s interesting to watch my new girlfriend adapt to having a blind boyfriend as she is amazed by some things, worried by others, and neither amazement nor worry is needed.

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Dr. Britton’s Reviews of Andy Zach’s Books

Dr. Britton does an Author Interview of me, both online and through his reviews of my Life After Life Chronicles. Find out his unique perspective below.

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The title of Zombie Turkeys signals this urban fantasy is intended to be entertaining, not to be taken seriously, and likely a comic romp. You can guess there’s lots of clever twists in the story, and happily the execution is more than what readers might expect.

The yarn is fast-moving from start to finish, opening with the first attack of carnivorous red-eyed wild turkeys very difficult to kill. They can quickly resurrect after death and grow back cut-off limbs. They’re led by a tom full of confidence as Zach gives us this tom’s perspectives from time to time as he builds his flock into the tens of thousands throughout Illinois and beyond.

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Dr. Britton’s Review of My Undead Mother-in-law

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I first experienced the bizarre imagination of Andy Zach when I read his Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (Life After Life Volume 1) which I reviewed for BookPleasures.com on Jan. 10, 2016 HERE

In that romp, blogger Sam Melvin tracked a horde of carnivorous red-eyed zombie turkeys plaguing Illinois in a zombie apocalypse while his boss/ girlfriend Lisa used his blog stories to build her website where the couple hocked all manner of killer turkey merchandise.

Now, in volume 2 of the series, Sam meets a family of human zombies. They’re nothing like the usual relentless undead walkers you’ve come to expect. In Zach’s world, zombie humans don’t mind the changes their bodies went through as the changes are mostly improvements.   Lost limbs grow back and bodies don’t quit. In particular, Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law of the title,   becomes a zombie advocate urging her family to share their blood with other people, especially the elderly and disabled, whose ailments are “cured” when the zombie blood transforms them.   In addition, Diane “reasons” with savage zombie animals like turkeys and bulls, taming them to behave themselves and obey her commands.

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Dr. Britton’s Review of Paranormal Privateers

Author Interview
Paranormal Privateers. Click to get yours.

Paranormal Privateers is my third go-around with author Andy Zack.  First, I read his bizarre Zombie Turkeys (How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys) (2016).  Next came My Undead Mother-In-Law (The Family Zombie with Anger Management Issues) (2017). As the titles suggest, Zack’s world of zombie animals and people aren’t meant to terrify readers. Instead, Zack is out to amuse and entertain us with the most unusual situations and scenes most of us will ever experience on the printed page. 

Paranormal Privateers continues the weirdness with a handful of returning characters and the type of zombies few of us would want to kill, destroy,  or dismember.  They’re, for the most part, super-heroes with superior strength, resistance to diseases like cancer,  and the ability to regenerate limbs and other body parts.   These zombies don’t want to lose these abilities so they carry around vials of infected blood to make sure they have the means to become a zombie again in case somebody cures them.

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Dr. Britton’s Review of Paranormal Privateers

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You’d think after three oddball novels, Zombie Turkeys (How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys), My Undead Mother-In-Law (The Family Zombie with Anger Management Issues), and Paranormal Privateers, that Andy Zach would have exhausted all the comic possibilities in his world of killer zombie turkeys and superhero zombie human.

Paranormal Privateers continues the weirdness with a handful You’d be wrong.  How about flying zombie pickles? Zombie zucchini? Zombie caterpillars? (How can you tell a zombie caterpillar from a normal one? Andy Zach can tell you.) 

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Let me know if you have any questions for Dr. Britton or for me. I’d be glad to write a Reader’s Author Interview of me. Everyone who contacts me with an Author Interview question gets a free copy of Zombie Turkeys!