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Get Your Laughs Here from Author Andy Zach

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Get Your Laughs Here from Comic Paranormal Author Andy Zach

Get Your Laughs Here – “OK, make me laugh,” you say.

How about this?

Then there’s this. My high school friends and I memorized this scene from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail.’

Get Your Laughs Here – Second Section

I know you expect the very best comic paranormal animal humor. Here is your exclusive preview of the opening of Paranormal Privateers, read by yours truly.

Changing Paranormal Gears to Murder Mystery

Here’s a sneak preview of my author friend Amy Sauder’s new book, ‘I Know You Like A Murder’. Let me know by reply or email if you like mysteries like this.

Get Your Laughs Here – Third Part

Heading off into a new direction, how would you like an all expense paid trip to a zombie apocalypse?

I’m considering offering this as a prize for anyone who sells the most copies of my books.

First, I’ll have to make enough money to pay for this. Reply to this post if you’re interested in a contest like this. Then I’ll consider how to sell enough books to pay for it.

Get Your Laughs Here
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

Now, For Fantasy Fans, Which Mythical Beasts Could Really Fly?

You will find this article fascinating:

Next, For Star Wars Fans, Which Planets Could Actually Exist?

My books border between science fiction and fantasy. (If you don’t agree, certainly argue with me! The best  arguments in replies or emails will get a free ebook!). If you’re a Star Wars fan, you’ll love the next item:

Continuing the science fiction theme, here’s a great graphic of all the interplanetary missions NASA has launched to date. Which planet would you like to visit?

Here’s a similar image, more beautiful, but truncated:

Finally, you will enjoy my last science/science fiction link:

Next, a Useful Mneumonic for Pokemon Lovers

Never let it be said my blog posts don’t contain useful information!

Finally, Let’s Close with this Merry Tune

Fooled You! There’s One More Thing . . .

For those of you who wish to ‘press the flesh’ of the world’s most prominent comic paranormal animal author, I will be at the Book Nook bookstore next Saturday, October 27th.

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On vacation, next book giveaway, next book by author Zach

next book giveaway

On vacation, next  book giveaway, next book

You don’t believe in my next book giveaway mention? It’s true. Check my previous blog post here.

You don’t believe I’m on vacation? Here’s the proof:

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Andy Zach’s picture of the Grand Canyon. Click for proof this is Andy

First, Andy, how do I get in on the next book giveaway ???

Nothing is easier!  Just click here, enter your email, and away you go!

The selection of the two book winners is completely impartial and random, based upon my pet phoenix Phoerensix picking your name out of a sorting hat.

You’ll also get a free short story about how I caught my first phoenix, ‘A Phoenix Tale’.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

Why Andy? Why waste time on a vacation?

Good question. You’d rather have me writing books like Zombie Turkeys,

next book giveaway
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

My Undead Mother-in-law,

next book giveaway
Get your print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

or Paranormal Privateers.

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Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

But, here’s a fact: I needed a vacation. My work on my next book, tentatively names Secret Supers, has dragged on since March! I normally finish the first draft in two months. I outlined the book, and wrote the first seven chapters, but I seem to be writing in mud. Do you ever get that way? I recommend a vacation.

Reply with your comments on your favorite vacations and I’ll send you an ARC (advance readers copy) of the Secret Supers. The ARC will have most of the grammar and spelling mistakes out of it and it’ll be pretty good. You will find the obvious flaws. If you send me feedback, I’ll send you a free final copy!

Secret Supers answers the burning question you’ve always asked: What happens if disabled suddenly acquire superpowers? Do they still get to park in disabled parking spots? Will they still get physical therapy? Do they fight crime?  I will answer all these questions in my book, Secret Supers.

One final thing . . .

First, you can get an ARC copy by replying to this post or contacting me here.

Second, don’t forget to subscribe here if you want to get in on my late book drawing.

Finally, enjoy this bit of internet fun. This may be my next pet. I guess it’ll get along with my five phoenixes.

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Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Penned Con Report

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Here’s Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books. Enjoy! Ask questions! Get your books.

 

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!Penned Con Report

And other free books are on the linked page too.

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Day 1

Thursday, September 20, my assistant Tori Smith and I arrived at the Red Lion hotel in City Center block of St. Louis. The hotel is a repurposed block of downtown St. Louis, complete with three thirteen-story atriums. The Penned Con convention resided on the lucky thirteenth floor. Gander at these pictures from the outdoor lounge:

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